Ron Reagan turns 93

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How are you celebrating?

I'm going to buy a box of maggots, have a warthog take a dump in it and mail it to Peggy Noonan, then drink five 40 oz.s of Crazy Horse.

you?

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Friday, 6 February 2004 04:33 (twenty-two years ago)

Light my self on fire while listening to the Dead Kennedys.

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Friday, 6 February 2004 04:35 (twenty-two years ago)

MOMMY

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Friday, 6 February 2004 04:37 (twenty-two years ago)

CAN I GO OUT, AND

― Kingfish Funyun (Kingfish), Friday, 6 February 2004 04:46 (twenty-two years ago)

shit my pants

― the surface noise (electricsound), Friday, 6 February 2004 04:47 (twenty-two years ago)

You do know they're going to unplug him from his life support in October, right? What with that and the Osama capture shortly thereafter WINK WINK, we'll all be swept away on a tide of patriotism that'll last until the end of the world (Feb '05 by my reckoning) oh god oh god

― retort pouch (retort pouch), Friday, 6 February 2004 04:47 (twenty-two years ago)

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― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Friday, 6 February 2004 04:49 (twenty-two years ago)

rumor has it (from a good source) that nancy reagan DESPISES dubya. so gipper won't "take one for the team" if she has any say.

(never thought i'd DEFEND nancy reagan, but these are strange times and there you are)

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Friday, 6 February 2004 04:50 (twenty-two years ago)

MOMMY
CAN I GO OUT, AND
shit my pants

aged Danzig time!

― Kingfish Funyun (Kingfish), Friday, 6 February 2004 04:54 (twenty-two years ago)

Chritopher Guest is 56 today

― TOMBOT, Friday, 6 February 2004 04:57 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm eating gummie bears for the occasion!

― Aja (aja), Friday, 6 February 2004 05:03 (twenty-two years ago)

He's not dead yet?

― ModJ (ModJ), Friday, 6 February 2004 06:27 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm sending Hinckley a gift certificate for shooting lessons.

― miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Friday, 6 February 2004 06:36 (twenty-two years ago)

dont you mean jelly beans?
x-post

― Emilymv (Emilymv), Friday, 6 February 2004 07:30 (twenty-two years ago)

Milo: is that to match your 'I Did It For Jodie' bumper-sticker?

― suzy (suzy), Friday, 6 February 2004 08:33 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm celebrating my own birthday instead.

― sgs (sgs), Friday, 6 February 2004 09:23 (twenty-two years ago)

Awesome, Sarah*...now where is MC with yr. thread?

*Aquarian takeover of ILX falling neatly into place.

― suzy (suzy), Friday, 6 February 2004 09:28 (twenty-two years ago)

:)
I think he's still on his way to work.

(When I was a kid and didn't know better, I was pleased to have the same birthday as the then-president until I found out my family are all hardcore Democrats. Such was my political awakening.)

― sgs (sgs), Friday, 6 February 2004 09:41 (twenty-two years ago)

Here is the reason Nancy is pissed at Bush.

Ron Reagan has been very anti-Bush - I heard he wanted to do a liberal talk show?

― Kerry (dymaxia), Friday, 6 February 2004 15:19 (twenty-two years ago)

93?! Jesus! He's been so old for so long, I just assumed he was dead. So did he, probably.

― Salmon Pink (Salmon Pink), Saturday, 7 February 2004 04:41 (twenty-two years ago)

Anarchy in the GOP!

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Saturday, 7 February 2004 05:10 (twenty-two years ago)

It's a shame he doesn't know about it himself.

― d_g, Sunday, 8 February 2004 18:43 (twenty-two years ago)

Money on research should be provided by private companies...except for whatever disease or disability affects members of my immediate family. christ.

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Sunday, 8 February 2004 18:56 (twenty-two years ago)

I could be on crack, but I remember reading recently that Hinkley was released. Maybe he could take another shot?

― Sym (shmuel), Sunday, 8 February 2004 22:09 (twenty-two years ago)

three years pass...

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/d/dd/Birthday_candles.jpg

― gr8080, Thursday, 7 February 2008 04:36 (eighteen years ago)

great Colbert line last night about GOP conservatives calling out "Mommy" to Nancy

― Dr Morbius, Thursday, 7 February 2008 18:37 (eighteen years ago)

I'm going to buy a box of maggots, have a warthog take a dump in it and mail it to Peggy Noonan, then drink five 40 oz.s of Crazy Horse.

I was so poetic in my youth.

― Alex in NYC, Friday, 8 February 2008 16:23 (eighteen years ago)

MESSAGE TO GORBACHEV: AH DON'T MAKE DEALS WITH RED BASTARDS

http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/CLASS/130-090~Ronald-Reagan-Posters.jpg

― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Friday, 8 February 2008 16:25 (eighteen years ago)

I always say there can't be intelligent design if the Gipper lives to be 90+ but sweet loving Newfoundland dogs live to be avg. of 8.

― Abbott, Friday, 8 February 2008 16:27 (eighteen years ago)

They both were shitting on the rug by the end.

― Pleasant Plains, Friday, 8 February 2008 16:42 (eighteen years ago)

Poetry continues...

― Mark G, Friday, 8 February 2008 16:45 (eighteen years ago)

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