Cunts!!

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Someone just sent me this link - I don't know if those of you playing overseas will recognise all the names they talk about, but this certainly made me chuckle. The entry for Daniella Westbrook is excellent.

http://www.holymoly.co.uk/areyouone/index.php?alpha=a


Who else belongs on this list??

C J (C J), Friday, 6 February 2004 20:19 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh my god, it's an invasion of Limey Alex In NYCs!

nate detritus (natedetritus), Friday, 6 February 2004 20:25 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm not a mole, but I get the mailout.

suzy (suzy), Friday, 6 February 2004 20:53 (twenty-two years ago)

Haha! My favorite:

American Teenagers

"I am so into discovering who I am as a person right now and you must respect my right to have the issues I have and i am happy with my weight right now and nothing exists outside of America and I respect your right to say anything you want but will sue you if i don't like it". JUST FUCKING SHOOT. THE. CUNTS

Prude (Prude), Friday, 6 February 2004 22:21 (twenty-two years ago)

i can't view this site without thinking every entry was written by c-man

stevem (blueski), Friday, 6 February 2004 22:44 (twenty-two years ago)

Ian Brown - Hates hates hates women

hehe

fcussen (Burger), Friday, 6 February 2004 22:56 (twenty-two years ago)

http://sir.real.50megs.com/comix/catalog/covers/c/CuntColoringBook.jpg

teeny (teeny), Saturday, 7 February 2004 00:41 (twenty-two years ago)

Stephen Fry is in their contrasting 'sacred cows' section = it is written by monkeys.

N. (nickdastoor), Saturday, 7 February 2004 00:53 (twenty-two years ago)

That is the most frightening psychedelic vagina I've ever seen. That must be what it's like to eat out Grace Slick.

nate detritus (natedetritus), Saturday, 7 February 2004 01:53 (twenty-two years ago)

If I wasn't asexual already I would be now.

2442, Saturday, 7 February 2004 02:02 (twenty-two years ago)

student rubbish

Stringent Stepper (Stringent), Saturday, 7 February 2004 02:26 (twenty-two years ago)

four years pass...

http://profile.ak.facebook.com/object3/1762/79/n2264613697_303.jpg

The stickman from the hilarious "xkcd" comics, Thursday, 10 July 2008 19:31 (seventeen years ago)

That's Mark Ronson playing at a polo event.

The stickman from the hilarious "xkcd" comics, Thursday, 10 July 2008 19:32 (seventeen years ago)

cunt

DG, Thursday, 10 July 2008 20:13 (seventeen years ago)

cunt with a pole, amirite

yungblut, Thursday, 10 July 2008 20:18 (seventeen years ago)

That's like some kind of hyper-concentrated cunt puree.

chap, Thursday, 10 July 2008 20:19 (seventeen years ago)

Cuntry Pursuits

Noodle Vague, Thursday, 10 July 2008 20:26 (seventeen years ago)

That's like some kind of hyper-concentrated cunt puree.

this is sort of beautiful but i can't pin down why...

CharlieNo4, Thursday, 10 July 2008 23:27 (seventeen years ago)

i want to translate it into latin and put it on a crest or something.

CharlieNo4, Thursday, 10 July 2008 23:27 (seventeen years ago)

that would be a cunty thing to do

DG, Thursday, 10 July 2008 23:33 (seventeen years ago)

Jeremy Healy? Now there's a name I haven't seen for a good while.

sam500, Friday, 11 July 2008 08:45 (seventeen years ago)

He recently got married to ....
(quick google)

Patsy Kensit! yeah that's it.

Mark G, Friday, 11 July 2008 08:49 (seventeen years ago)

Sorry Mark:

"Healy was engaged to Patsy Kensit, with the announcement they were to marry made on November 29, 2007. However, on the 31 March 2008 it was reported that the pair had mutually split and called off their wedding".

:(

Raw Patrick, Friday, 11 July 2008 08:51 (seventeen years ago)

She's been round the block and back, that girl.

sam500, Friday, 11 July 2008 09:01 (seventeen years ago)

Clearly not big leggy enough!

Mark G, Friday, 11 July 2008 09:03 (seventeen years ago)

My housemate is actually going to this shit.

Prices: £100 for Rock the Polo party only
£190 for combined party+ car passes+ polo matches tickets
£525 for all day hospitality and evening party combined.

Thread title is very fitting.

James Mitchell, Friday, 11 July 2008 12:28 (seventeen years ago)

Also:

Public Transport
By Rail: Windsor & Eton Riverside Station from Waterloo - approx 3.7 miles from Gate R (Rangers) Sunningdale Station from Waterloo - approx 2.2 miles from Gate B (Blacknest) Egham Station from Waterloo - approx 4.5 miles from Gate B (Blacknest) Windsor Central Station via Slough from Paddington - approx 3.7 miles from Gate R (Rangers) A taxi will then be required to get to Guards Polo Club.
By Air: Heathrow Airport (10 miles drive)
By Helicopter: Please call Coworth Park on 01344875155 for permission to land. Coworth Park is 5 minutes away from the event by car.

wtf

James Mitchell, Friday, 11 July 2008 12:29 (seventeen years ago)

Jeremy Healy and Patys Kensit? really?

blueski, Friday, 11 July 2008 12:32 (seventeen years ago)

By the people who brought you the VIP area at the Cuntbox festival:

http://www.thebuttonclub.com/events/181-p.jpg

Chris Geddes = what a sell out

James Mitchell, Friday, 11 July 2008 12:34 (seventeen years ago)

haha

"highlights from the festival include

MANU CHAO
GROOVE ARMADA
THE HUMAN LEAGUE
THE FLAMING LIPS
GOLDFRAPP

(jack penate)"

CharlieNo4, Friday, 11 July 2008 12:45 (seventeen years ago)

Chris Geddes better have spent the money he earned from that set on a munchy box, or his Scottish indie licence is gonna get revoked.

The stickman from the hilarious "xkcd" comics, Friday, 11 July 2008 12:50 (seventeen years ago)

Wasn't 'hammock village' a joke in The Simpsons?

DJ Mencap, Friday, 11 July 2008 12:57 (seventeen years ago)

It's only a matter of time now before some cunt of a chef produces a Nouvelle version of the munchy box.

Noodle Vague, Friday, 11 July 2008 13:00 (seventeen years ago)


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