Best Fortune Cookie Message you have Ever Received

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I once had a fortune cookie message that said: You Are Pretty.

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Friday, 6 February 2004 21:12 (twenty-two years ago)

"You Love Chinese Food"

― nabiscothingy, Friday, 6 February 2004 21:13 (twenty-two years ago)

Well it seems my friend is pregnant again. She told me she was going to get the ultrasound and have the baby's sex checked, but then she got two fortune cookies with the chinese word for "Boy" on the back. So she's convinced it will be so because fortune cookies never lie.

― ModJ (ModJ), Friday, 6 February 2004 21:14 (twenty-two years ago)

the oddest one was "Everything will come your way". I immediately started thinking about runaway trucks, muggers etc.

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Friday, 6 February 2004 21:15 (twenty-two years ago)

maybe the f/c was telling her that it was a boy who got her that way?

xpost

― Huckadelphia (Horace Mann), Friday, 6 February 2004 21:15 (twenty-two years ago)

"Your ability to find the silly in the serious will take you far."

― chuck, Friday, 6 February 2004 21:15 (twenty-two years ago)

"you are big tipper"

― Huckadelphia (Horace Mann), Friday, 6 February 2004 21:15 (twenty-two years ago)

maybe the f/c was telling her that it was a boy who got her that way?

Hmmmmmmmm true...

― ModJ (ModJ), Friday, 6 February 2004 21:17 (twenty-two years ago)

What if it was the chinese word for "god"?

― ModJ (ModJ), Friday, 6 February 2004 21:17 (twenty-two years ago)

You will be hungry again in 25 minutes.

― dean! (deangulberry), Friday, 6 February 2004 21:20 (twenty-two years ago)

"Don't look behind you."

― martin m. (mushrush), Friday, 6 February 2004 21:23 (twenty-two years ago)

There's a nu-twilight zone episode where a guy loved this one restaurant because the fortune cookies were always right and then at the end of the show he gets one that says: "You are going to die".

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Friday, 6 February 2004 21:26 (twenty-two years ago)

"Laugh until the sun comes down."

!?!?!?

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 6 February 2004 21:27 (twenty-two years ago)

There's a nu-twilight zone episode where a guy loved this one restaurant because the fortune cookies were always right and then at the end of the show
he gets one that says: "You are going to die".

Well, that's right too, isn't it? And it's not like there was a time limit!

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 6 February 2004 21:30 (twenty-two years ago)

anybody read Huber Selby's Fortune Cookie story from Songs of the Silent Snow?

― Huckadelphia (Horace Mann), Friday, 6 February 2004 21:31 (twenty-two years ago)

xpost: actually I should clarify that the fortune cookie predictions would always happen immediately after he left the restaurant!

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Friday, 6 February 2004 21:32 (twenty-two years ago)

Sleep alone tonight if you still want to be respected.

― dean! (deangulberry), Friday, 6 February 2004 21:34 (twenty-two years ago)

"Stoned is the Way of the Walk."

― andy, Friday, 6 February 2004 21:37 (twenty-two years ago)

"I wouldn't pay that bill if I was you."

― Huckadelphia (Horace Mann), Friday, 6 February 2004 21:39 (twenty-two years ago)

'break walls apart with your NEW HUGE C0CK!'

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 6 February 2004 21:44 (twenty-two years ago)

"You are the best ever."

Seriously, I kept that one in my wallet for awhile.

― Jordan (Jordan), Friday, 6 February 2004 21:49 (twenty-two years ago)

Because my friends and I play the "in bed" game with these fortunes (ie, append "in bed" to the end of the fortune), the two best ones I've ever received are:

Animals make the best friends; they ask no questions and pass no judgements.

Every exit is an entrance to new experiences.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 6 February 2004 21:54 (twenty-two years ago)

"That wasn't chicken"

― nickn (nickn), Friday, 6 February 2004 21:57 (twenty-two years ago)

"Don't be a bitch like Taiwan"

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Friday, 6 February 2004 21:59 (twenty-two years ago)

"Have you considered a breath mint? Damn."

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 6 February 2004 22:00 (twenty-two years ago)

Your ability to juggle many tasks will take you far.

in bed.

― teeny (teeny), Friday, 6 February 2004 22:07 (twenty-two years ago)

"Your plans will succeed"
FUCKING LIAR FORTUNE COOKIE!!!

― brg30 (brg30), Friday, 6 February 2004 22:14 (twenty-two years ago)

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― Salmon Pink (Salmon Pink), Saturday, 7 February 2004 04:44 (twenty-two years ago)

"You are the center of every groups attention."

The problem with that is, it inculdes getting bad attention.

― Aja (aja), Saturday, 7 February 2004 04:50 (twenty-two years ago)

xpost: actually I should clarify that the fortune cookie predictions would always happen immediately after he left the restaurant!

Ah, so clearly the plan was to never leave the restaurant.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 7 February 2004 05:06 (twenty-two years ago)

Did the restaurant staff at least offer to let him stay the night?

― jazz odysseus, Saturday, 7 February 2004 05:26 (twenty-two years ago)

"Contains additive 621"

― Trayce (trayce), Saturday, 7 February 2004 05:53 (twenty-two years ago)

three years pass...

Uh... I just got a fortune that says "Wow! A secret message from your teeth!"

― Bill Bary, Saturday, 16 June 2007 22:56 (eighteen years ago)

My husband and I both got this one at the same time (this was right around the time we got married):

"Good luck in love, as well as a better position."

― Sara R-C, Saturday, 16 June 2007 23:01 (eighteen years ago)

"no man is without enemies"

― Gukbe, Sunday, 17 June 2007 01:22 (eighteen years ago)

my buddy carries one around that says "#%! ERRROR MESSAGE %$#!"

― MaGoGo, Sunday, 17 June 2007 01:49 (eighteen years ago)

four months pass...

Most Buddhist fortune ever (I just got it tonight):

The greatest medicine is the emptiness of everything.

― Rockist Scientist, Wednesday, 7 November 2007 01:10 (eighteen years ago)

My two best: