what do you know a bunch of shit about and why?

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If you hang on out ILM long enough you learn which people know which genres, eras, etc. What areas of expertise appear on ILE? Which are yours and why? Who do you trust for knowledge in other areas and why?

martin m. (mushrush), Saturday, 7 February 2004 03:31 (twenty-two years ago)

I know a bunch of shit about Bipolar Disorder because, well, I have a very personal interest in the subject.

martin m. (mushrush), Saturday, 7 February 2004 03:32 (twenty-two years ago)

sneakers

ddddd (kissmyfist), Saturday, 7 February 2004 03:39 (twenty-two years ago)

I know a bunch of shit about Berlin between 1920 and 1990 because I developed a weird obsession with it in my late teens and read every book there is on the subject.

@d@ml (nordicskilla), Saturday, 7 February 2004 03:40 (twenty-two years ago)

Insects. I collected them for four years or so during my, uhm, teenage years.

may pang (maypang), Saturday, 7 February 2004 03:52 (twenty-two years ago)

Library reserves?

Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 7 February 2004 03:59 (twenty-two years ago)

Professional wrestling, Italian sports cars, self-doubt

nate detritus (natedetritus), Saturday, 7 February 2004 04:00 (twenty-two years ago)

I know lots about dead and dying languages because i have a personal interest in them and I use some of them in my art work to maintain a sense of secrecy within the works themselves. I like being cryptic and have only a select few get the joke. It's elitist art for the masses.

I know much about religion because i grew up in a religious family and was encouraged to study other religions (in the hope i'd think my families choice was the right one, however that didn't work) Now I continue my interest in it because as stated in another thread, I find the idea of people dedicating their lives to an unseen force/power/higher being super interesting.

ipsofacto (ipsofacto), Saturday, 7 February 2004 04:01 (twenty-two years ago)

I've been interested in UFOs' forever. I'm not even sure if I believe in them, I just think the subject is interesting.

latebloomer (latebloomer), Saturday, 7 February 2004 04:07 (twenty-two years ago)

When I was in high school I won a USA national competition regarding knowledge of its presidents. I can name you all the presidents in order, with their party affiliations, years served, many of their (first) wives, etc, etc. I can also tell you a lot about certain sports.

And of course I have bizarre recollection of certain music/lyrics/etc or how else would I have ended up at ILX?

mookieproof (mookieproof), Saturday, 7 February 2004 04:08 (twenty-two years ago)

plus I can talk shit about depression, drinking, and anti-depressants without being at all helpful!

mookieproof (mookieproof), Saturday, 7 February 2004 04:10 (twenty-two years ago)

oh i also know a fair bit about medieval instruments and medieval music notation.

ipsofacto (ipsofacto), Saturday, 7 February 2004 04:14 (twenty-two years ago)

yay for knowing about instruments, however esoteric. I know a bunch about the history of the electric guitar and amplifiers just because there was a period in my study of the guitar where I was obsessed with being able to identify instruments and amplifiers from specific years/eras by sight and by sound.

martin m. (mushrush), Saturday, 7 February 2004 04:30 (twenty-two years ago)

oh most of the things i know about are completely pointless. I realise that :)

ipsofacto (ipsofacto), Saturday, 7 February 2004 04:31 (twenty-two years ago)

Gonads and, sometimes, strife.

Prude (Prude), Saturday, 7 February 2004 04:36 (twenty-two years ago)

which is more useful knowledge?

mookieproof (mookieproof), Saturday, 7 February 2004 04:43 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm still pretty good at naming dinosaurs.

latebloomer (latebloomer), Saturday, 7 February 2004 04:56 (twenty-two years ago)

Wittgenstein, beer and wine, coffee, too (and also rhyme?)

Clarke B., Saturday, 7 February 2004 05:28 (twenty-two years ago)

I can say he alphabet backwards, in greek.

omega psi chi phi upsilon tau sigma rho pi omicron xi nu mu lambda
kappa iota theta eta zeta epsilon delta gamma beta alpha

For some reason, I feel a headache coming on...

jim wentworth (wench), Saturday, 7 February 2004 05:36 (twenty-two years ago)

I know a fair bit about wine, cos it's my job to do so. Um, the poetry of Roy Fisher.

Matt (Matt), Saturday, 7 February 2004 08:01 (twenty-two years ago)

not that I've ever used this info on ILx, but: E.C. Comics. and comics history in general up to about 1970. why? because I was a great big dork growing up.

Matos W.K. (M Matos), Saturday, 7 February 2004 08:04 (twenty-two years ago)

though now that I've mentioned this I'm probably going to forget everything I once remembered.

Matos W.K. (M Matos), Saturday, 7 February 2004 08:04 (twenty-two years ago)

kerning, typsetting etc.

dyson (dyson), Saturday, 7 February 2004 08:08 (twenty-two years ago)

Scottish football. 80s chart music. Celebrity gossip. Soap operas (and British television in general).

ailsa (ailsa), Saturday, 7 February 2004 08:14 (twenty-two years ago)

I know a bunh of shit about YOU.

nathalie (nathalie), Saturday, 7 February 2004 08:34 (twenty-two years ago)

The recent Oscars thread made me feel like an "expert" on that subject; I suddenly felt a burst of confidence that I could tackle anyone's question or opinion with informed analysis.

jaymc (jaymc), Saturday, 7 February 2004 09:10 (twenty-two years ago)

I know ALL about the British electricty industry - the regulations, the way that half a dozen companies are supposed to work togethether to make stuff happen, why they don't, and the billing. If you live in the UK and want to know about electricity, I'm your man.

Its cos of my job.

Oh, I'm good at Beatles and Dylan as well.

Johnney B (Johnney B), Saturday, 7 February 2004 10:31 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh yeah, I know a bunch of UK dialling codes and postcodes and a lot of crap about life insurance (work related also). I know a shitload about Scotland in general like where all the wee towns and villages are and stuff, because I just do.

With regard to 80s chart music, I also know lots of Smash-Hits-tastic type facts.

ailsa (ailsa), Saturday, 7 February 2004 10:37 (twenty-two years ago)

Gallbladder disease.
Route 66.
Early 20th-century fisheye lenses.

sgs (sgs), Saturday, 7 February 2004 11:21 (twenty-two years ago)

Belle and Sebastian (I'm sorry, it's true). I'm good on modern grand prix facts and figx0rs, Wimbledon/AFC Wimbledon football clubs, and how to make a successful animated children's TV series.

Markelby (Mark C), Saturday, 7 February 2004 11:39 (twenty-two years ago)

Unix
Railways
General pub-quiz-winning trivia
The prehistory of north-west Scotland

caitlin (caitlin), Saturday, 7 February 2004 11:46 (twenty-two years ago)

is everyone really this specialised/limited or is everyone showing some humility here?


(Sorry for my lack of humility in asking this question btw)

run it off (run it off), Saturday, 7 February 2004 11:47 (twenty-two years ago)

I dunno Dave, I know quite a lot about... natural history, if that helps. But i don't know all about it, and it seems that's part of the requirment. So I'll just say I know about the history of fossil hunting in Lume Regis and leave it at that.

Markelby (Mark C), Saturday, 7 February 2004 11:51 (twenty-two years ago)

I see

run it off (run it off), Saturday, 7 February 2004 11:53 (twenty-two years ago)

Lyme. Not Lume. Gah.

Markelby (Mark C), Saturday, 7 February 2004 11:57 (twenty-two years ago)

I know some stuff about building regulations and water bylaws, about early-modern Japan, sixteenth/seventeenth-century British religious history and first-century Latin poetry. The construction stuff is from training as a plumber, and the rest is because I'm a history and classics geek.

cis (cis), Saturday, 7 February 2004 12:19 (twenty-two years ago)

oh yeah, i know shitloads about soul coughing too. Probably a little more than i'd like to know about one m.doughty.

ipsofacto (ipsofacto), Saturday, 7 February 2004 13:00 (twenty-two years ago)

I know bugger all about anything.

Sick Nouthall (Nick Southall), Saturday, 7 February 2004 15:04 (twenty-two years ago)

I mean, I'm called 'Sick', for fuck's sake.

Sick Nouthall (Nick Southall), Saturday, 7 February 2004 15:04 (twenty-two years ago)

Feeling lonely. Guess.

Or music...until I came here and all my dreams were SHATTERED!

Lonesome (Francis Watlington), Saturday, 7 February 2004 15:21 (twenty-two years ago)

for someone who knows fuck all, you don't mind pretending to know quite a lot! Well done Sick Nout

run it off (run it off), Saturday, 7 February 2004 15:35 (twenty-two years ago)

Yeah I don't know if I know a BUNCH of shit about anything, it's sort of jack-of-all-trades, master of none. I'm kind of the Cliff Clavin of the party, always coming up with boring useless trivia about stuff. For my job I have to come up with a new trivia question every day that's based on something that happened on that day in history, and I've been doing this for like six years. Like yesterday the question was what was Ronald Reagan's favorite flavor of jellybean. (Licorice) I also could have asked how many jellybeans were eaten at Reagan's first inagural (40 million), why he always offered guests jellybeans (he thought that the way they ate them provided insight into their characters), what brand of jellybean he preferred (Jelly Belly of course), why he began eating jellybeans in the first place (helped him quit smoking), etc.

Um. So. I know a bunch of stupid stuff. I have degrees in history (US cold-war era) and Communications, but they weren't the most rigorous programs out there. I know enough about my job, so I can tell you why radio is that way. But mostly it's just a lot of stuff.

teeny (teeny), Saturday, 7 February 2004 16:03 (twenty-two years ago)

...How much is "a bunch"?

*kno's nuthin*

t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Saturday, 7 February 2004 16:11 (twenty-two years ago)

Dude, you know Estonian. Nobody else here does! (I suppose you also know what it was like to live under the USSR but that doesn't sound much fun.)

Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 7 February 2004 16:14 (twenty-two years ago)

I know about Russian Constructivism (BA in Art History)
I know about wine (worked 2 years as a wine steward in a posh restaurant)
I know about independent comics from mid-80s to early 90s
I know about pop music but not compared to ILM
I know about the Tale of Genji because no-one else reads it as much as I do
I know about the law and stuff
I know about Takeshi Kitano

Otherwise, just a collection of useless nonsense generally

webcrack (music=crack), Saturday, 7 February 2004 16:33 (twenty-two years ago)

I know how to plan out a funeral.
I know how to shop frugally.
I know how to make various desserts.
I know a lot about Cocker Spaniels.
And of course, I know a bit (*wink*) about Duran Duran.

Aside from the above, I'm also someone who knows little bits and pieces about this thing and that. "Just a collection of useless nonsense"? Possibly.

Mellow Dee (Dee the Lurker), Saturday, 7 February 2004 17:47 (twenty-two years ago)

Why the funeral thing? I don't think I need to explain here.
Why the frugal thing? Because I'm tight with my money and I like saving.
Why the desserts thing? My mom is a total dessert expert and I learned from her.
Why the Cocker Spaniel thing? My family's owned Cockers for decades.
Why Duran Duran? Um, if you need me to explain that you're either new around here or you haven't been paying attention.

Mellow Dee (Dee the Lurker), Saturday, 7 February 2004 17:49 (twenty-two years ago)

Mellow Dee also knows a bunch or two 'bout "whimsical cakes" - how to have and eat them too.

t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Saturday, 7 February 2004 17:54 (twenty-two years ago)

I can sing the Greek alphabet song but I can't read much Greek. I can read Russian better than I can read Greek but I don't know the order of its alphabet.

i don't know a lot about anything but i know little bits from recent minor obsessions about newfoundland folk music, russian folklore and pre-romanov czars, and tall ships (esp. developments in).

Maria (Maria), Saturday, 7 February 2004 18:00 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm learning all I can about Port Royal, South Carolina, 1862-1866.

Maria D., Saturday, 7 February 2004 18:38 (twenty-two years ago)

I know a lot about bindweed, because for the last year I've been observing how it grows in my garden (I want it to grow, but not invasively, because of the white grandmother-pop-out-of-bed flowers). It's extraordinary. The latest thing I've learned is that the browny remains of last year's stems have become tough and strong since they died. I think the reason for this is to make a growing frame for the coming year's growth. Respect.

R the bunged up with jollop of V (Jake Proudlock), Sunday, 8 February 2004 13:40 (twenty-two years ago)

i know a lot about music piracy.

dkjhg, Sunday, 8 February 2004 13:40 (twenty-two years ago)

dkjhg -- HOW? & WHAT?

t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Sunday, 8 February 2004 14:20 (twenty-two years ago)

Also: dates and locations of the Modern Olympic Games

The last round in our pub quiz last week was to name all the cities that had held the Olympics since 1948. I am proud/sad to have got all of them right. So, I guess that too then.

ailsa (ailsa), Sunday, 8 February 2004 14:22 (twenty-two years ago)

Port Royal, South Carolina is in the Sea Islands. Beaufort area. Where in South Carolina do you live, latebloomer?

Maria D., Sunday, 8 February 2004 15:58 (twenty-two years ago)

four years pass...

I pretty much obsess over the whole 'repressed memory' debate & late '80s/early '90s zeitgeist that bore it. Like I have read every book on this I can find in the library, journal articles, websites, trial databases, etc. Bcz I find it interesting and weird and terrifying, the malleability of human memory.

Same reason I read "struggle books" by people who were in prison camps, people who were tortured, who were put into mental institutions, etc...

I know a bunch of shit about how to wash your hands properly bcz my mom had some job w/the county explaining hygiene to kids in schools, and I found it ineresting. (I read all her materials because they were sitting around.)

I know a lot about any physiological and mental quirks I have because I like to know how things work.

I know a lot about Jim Henson and Buster Keaton and Walt Disney and William Gaines and Nick Cave bcz I was obsessed with them at various points in my life.

Abbott, Thursday, 11 September 2008 00:21 (seventeen years ago)

Abbott, if you haven't read Mistakes Were Made (but not by me), you might find it interesting - cognitive dissonance, false memories, etc.

Jaq, Thursday, 11 September 2008 00:28 (seventeen years ago)

I seem to have sub/unconciously picked up a lot about cooking how-to, to the point where even complex things shown on cooking shows I think to myself "well yes thats how I'd do it" or "come on, thats so simple!". I dont know how this happened - lots of watching cooking shows and reading cookbooks, I guess?

Also, I seem to be fairly well versed in DSL technology, but only cause it's my job. I dont know as much as an engineer would, but I make it my business to read up all the boring gumf on specs and developments so I dont get too lost at my job.

Bender Bending Rodriguez (Trayce), Thursday, 11 September 2008 00:44 (seventeen years ago)

The history of magic and the performing styles of the greats.

the HOOSing: massive steenage (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Thursday, 11 September 2008 02:18 (seventeen years ago)

Because I am fuckin w/magic in 08 fyi

the HOOSing: massive steenage (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Thursday, 11 September 2008 02:18 (seventeen years ago)

Also know a shit ton more than yr avg Joe about Chaucer cause I took a year of classes and wrote some hundred pages on Canterbury Tales

hoostallica: steen magnetic (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Thursday, 11 September 2008 02:20 (seventeen years ago)

  • poetry
  • wilderness trekking (aka backpacking)
  • omnitruncated pentatopes*
* just kidding

Aimless, Thursday, 11 September 2008 04:08 (seventeen years ago)

I forgot to include the 'why'. I know a shitload about poetry because I have read it and written it for nigh on to 32 years. I know a shitload about wilderness trekking because I've been doing it even longer (37 years) and I try to do it for at least two weeks each year. More, if I'm lucky.

My knowlege of omnitruncated pentatopes is severely limited, other than to know they are three-dimensional constructions of mathematically regular shape, which (I suspect) immediately places me in the 99th percentile of the entire population.

Aimless, Thursday, 11 September 2008 04:17 (seventeen years ago)

i know uh lot about crying

CaptainLorax, Thursday, 11 September 2008 05:53 (seventeen years ago)

That's sad, C.Lorax.

I know a lot about horses, but I still had to call on an expert while writing an article about the National Morgan Horse Show, which takes place right here in Western Mass.

I don't know enough about western show ring riding.

aimurchie, Thursday, 11 September 2008 14:39 (seventeen years ago)

More of a fox than a hedgehog am I.

Tests lipstick on swine (Michael White), Thursday, 11 September 2008 14:44 (seventeen years ago)

dilettante

I am a homosexual. I listen to rock music, loud. (max), Thursday, 11 September 2008 14:45 (seventeen years ago)

I have played Magic: the Gathering maybe once in the past 10 years, but for some reason, about once a year I get overcome by the urge to obsessively pore over card lists, memorizing all the latest sets and looking for awesome new combos (which I will, of course, never use). not sure if this counts as "knowing a lot about", but it definitely makes my brain feel pretty cluttered with useless knowledge for a few weeks afterward.

it be me, me, me and timothy (bernard snowy), Thursday, 11 September 2008 15:09 (seventeen years ago)

I know a lot about different methods of birth control, pugs, serial killer Robert Pickton and teen pregnancy.

Fr. Jemima Racktouey (ENBB), Thursday, 11 September 2008 15:10 (seventeen years ago)

xp Similarly, I recently loaded up by brother-in-laws Vice City save game and magically, and with no help, before his very eyes picked up all 100 hidden packages in a stupidly short time.

Ste, Thursday, 11 September 2008 15:14 (seventeen years ago)

• Teddy Roosevelt because I bought a biography on a whim in the Jack London Square Barnes and Noble and ended up reading ALL the biographies
• Eric Gill (Gill Sans, etc.) because I bought a biography on a whim in Hay-on-Wye and, etc.
• MacPorts because I am a package maintainer
• Galaxies because it is my job
• How to get into film festivals and which ones to apply to because it is my other job
• Railroad Tycoon

caek, Thursday, 11 September 2008 15:22 (seventeen years ago)

xp: oh jeeze, I don't even want to think about how much Pokemon knowledge I still have stored away somewhere.

it be me, me, me and timothy (bernard snowy), Thursday, 11 September 2008 15:24 (seventeen years ago)

Diablo 2 & LoD because I spent far too much time playong both online. I even remember the rates at which items were exchanged, 5 years after having last played it.

Jibe, Thursday, 11 September 2008 15:25 (seventeen years ago)

I used to have a head full of Frank Zappa and pre-Jim Shooter Marvel Comics info, but I have sort of let that slide.

Radiant Flowering Crab (Rock Hardy), Thursday, 11 September 2008 15:27 (seventeen years ago)

I know a lot about certain saints, hair coloring, the peloponnesian war, the frescoes in st francis of assisi basilica and the daytime drama "the bold and the beautiful".

Bright Future (sunny successor), Thursday, 11 September 2008 15:28 (seventeen years ago)

I'm with ENBB in the birth control/teen pregnancy thing - I also know way too much about VD's and health insurance, or the lack of.

(Too much because it makes me angry, and then sad.)

aimurchie, Thursday, 11 September 2008 15:29 (seventeen years ago)

I'm kind of amazed at all the specialism around here.

Unfortunately, I tend to know a (dangerous) little about hundreds of vague, trivial subjects and there's almost nothing I'm an expert on.

I go on these mad sprees where I will get obsessed with a certain subject and read everything I can find on the topic, but I think it disappears out of my head just as fast.

Our Friend The Atom (Masonic Boom), Thursday, 11 September 2008 15:33 (seventeen years ago)

that sounds spookily familiar, i have 'phases' of interest in certain topics which I'll rag to death and then all of a sudden just stop being interested in, or move onto to something else, and all the knowledge will slowly seep out until nothing remains.

Ste, Thursday, 11 September 2008 15:36 (seventeen years ago)

im eagerly awaiting ed's post

Bright Future (sunny successor), Thursday, 11 September 2008 15:47 (seventeen years ago)

xp Similarly, I recently loaded up by brother-in-laws Vice City save game and magically, and with no help, before his very eyes picked up all 100 hidden packages in a stupidly short time.

http://www.ldgelectronics.com/assets/wow2.gif

Pleasant Plains, Thursday, 11 September 2008 15:53 (seventeen years ago)

U.S. trends in baby names

jaymc, Thursday, 11 September 2008 15:53 (seventeen years ago)

seriously xp

Bright Future (sunny successor), Thursday, 11 September 2008 15:59 (seventeen years ago)

viruses (of the animal variety and a little bit about the plant variety), the history of atomic bomb development, nail polish, Mr. Que.

quincie, Thursday, 11 September 2008 16:01 (seventeen years ago)

SUGGEST BAN????

Bright Future (sunny successor), Thursday, 11 September 2008 16:02 (seventeen years ago)

oh god i almost suggest banned myself

Bright Future (sunny successor), Thursday, 11 September 2008 16:03 (seventeen years ago)

searching medline and online databases.

Logged Out (jel --), Thursday, 11 September 2008 16:04 (seventeen years ago)

because it's most of my job :(

Logged Out (jel --), Thursday, 11 September 2008 16:09 (seventeen years ago)

LOST. I wrote a paper on that show just because I could. Otherwise, I'm more like Kate with the obsessive sprees of gaining knowledge and then forgetting it all.

Roz, Thursday, 11 September 2008 16:18 (seventeen years ago)

seventies wuxia films

dell, Thursday, 11 September 2008 17:06 (seventeen years ago)

apple.

-- (stet), Thursday, 11 September 2008 17:07 (seventeen years ago)

i seriously thought you meant apple martin for about 30 seconds

Bright Future (sunny successor), Thursday, 11 September 2008 17:09 (seventeen years ago)

you guys haven't lived until you've played the "sex and the city" board game.

dell, Thursday, 11 September 2008 17:10 (seventeen years ago)

I know a lot about how various things are made and how stuff works, because I studied mech and elec engineering and knowing that stuff is a big part of my work. I know a lot about food and cooking, because it interests me (you can EAT IT) and so I study it and experiment with it all the time.

Jaq, Thursday, 11 September 2008 17:20 (seventeen years ago)

Moomins/Tove Jansson-related stuff
Old comic strips
I used to know tons of baseball trivia but I haven't accessed that shit in years. Same with WWII. I became way more of a dilettante in adolescence.

clotpoll, Thursday, 11 September 2008 17:27 (seventeen years ago)

I became way more of a dilettante in adolescence

Che diletti!

Tests lipstick on swine (Michael White), Thursday, 11 September 2008 17:31 (seventeen years ago)

I know a lot about baseball before 1992. I used to be obsessed with it, pouring over history books, reading autobiographies of people like Duke Snyder (and totally not understanding what he was really getting at when he was talking about how he came to really rely on morphine injections for his injured knee later in his career). I thought people who claimed to be baseball fans but didn't recognize the names of Kid Nichols or Three Fingers Brown were liars.

In 1992 I got seriously into videogames and stopped reading so much about baseball. I suppose part of that was the law of diminishing returns, too. In 1996 I turned 13 and didn't make the starting lineup of the high school baseball team, decided I hated sports and decided to be a mopey jerk for the rest of the decade. Although I occasionally watch a sporting event on tv, and won't turn down free baseball tickets, I don't follow it at all. And all of my friends assume I know nothing about sports, which works out to my advantage when playing Trivial Pursuit, because I always wail on the sports questions.

Z S, Thursday, 11 September 2008 19:23 (seventeen years ago)

Duke SNIDER

Z S, Thursday, 11 September 2008 19:24 (seventeen years ago)

HTML, because all my classmates had webpages before my po' ass even got a computer, and I tend to go overboard on things and obsess over them long after my peers

Finefinemusic, Thursday, 11 September 2008 19:25 (seventeen years ago)

hey Bernard Snowy, you should get into WoW TCG, I find that game awesome.

CaptainLorax, Thursday, 11 September 2008 19:48 (seventeen years ago)

I thought of another. I know way too much about the whole Riot Grrrl thing lol.

Fr. Jemima Racktouey (ENBB), Thursday, 11 September 2008 20:27 (seventeen years ago)


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