Being presented with a wonderful marinade beef BBQ, mashed potatoes and gravy, fresh good corn and broccoli by your next door neighbor...

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...all because she asked you a couple of hours ago if she could borrow a can opener for her cookout, classic or dud? Personally I think the answer is clear. And this is delicious! *continues eating*

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 7 February 2004 23:12 (twenty-two years ago)

Pig.

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Saturday, 7 February 2004 23:15 (twenty-two years ago)

Returning the favor by going to the nearest computer to post on an internet forum: C/D?

;)

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Saturday, 7 February 2004 23:15 (twenty-two years ago)

Bah, I'm just bitter because I'm on the partly self-enforced low-cholesterol diet right now.

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Saturday, 7 February 2004 23:16 (twenty-two years ago)

It's incredibly classic! (I thanked her very much, Curtis, so hush.)

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 7 February 2004 23:16 (twenty-two years ago)

But you obv. should have kept trying to one-up each other with kindness until it turned into a bad Seinfeld episode

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Saturday, 7 February 2004 23:18 (twenty-two years ago)

Nah, that would be wrong. (It's some sort of family cookover I think -- she's a good sort, only talked to her a couple of times.)

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 7 February 2004 23:19 (twenty-two years ago)

are you sure she's not a feeder who wants a piece of your ass, but wants it a little bit chunkier first?

― chris (chris), Sunday, 8 February 2004 22:42 (twenty-two years ago)

As yet this was unexpressed.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 8 February 2004 22:44 (twenty-two years ago)

watch out for her checking out your expanding ass, then you'll know.

― chris (chris), Sunday, 8 February 2004 22:46 (twenty-two years ago)

My poor buttcheeks.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 8 February 2004 22:47 (twenty-two years ago)

dont let her baste you

― Ronan (Ronan), Sunday, 8 February 2004 22:52 (twenty-two years ago)

Don't try it.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 8 February 2004 22:52 (twenty-two years ago)

I see you baby, basting that ass

― chris (chris), Sunday, 8 February 2004 22:52 (twenty-two years ago)

(Anyway, I don't have flabby green octoass so I am safe.)

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 8 February 2004 22:53 (twenty-two years ago)

Eat, Ned. Grow big with food.

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Sunday, 8 February 2004 22:57 (twenty-two years ago)

You're looking well Ned, have you increased in mass??

― kodos (blueski), Sunday, 8 February 2004 23:25 (twenty-two years ago)

Her potion was subtle, yet potent. Never was he heard from again

― Øystein H-O (Øystein H-O), Monday, 9 February 2004 00:32 (twenty-two years ago)

Hey!

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 9 February 2004 00:44 (twenty-two years ago)

Ragout of Raggett.

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Monday, 9 February 2004 01:56 (twenty-two years ago)

Welsh raggett.

Raggett stew.

Beef nedallions.

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Monday, 9 February 2004 02:22 (twenty-two years ago)

I have fears.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 9 February 2004 02:23 (twenty-two years ago)

tourNEDos Rossini

― tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Monday, 9 February 2004 03:42 (twenty-two years ago)

Madness!

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 9 February 2004 03:43 (twenty-two years ago)

Lobster thernedore

― Trayce (trayce), Monday, 9 February 2004 03:43 (twenty-two years ago)

Where are you, neighbor?

*knocks on door*

Where's my BBQ at?

― webcrack (music=crack), Monday, 9 February 2004 05:01 (twenty-two years ago)

lasagned

― the surface noise (electricsound), Monday, 9 February 2004 05:10 (twenty-two years ago)

one year passes...

mashed potatos sonned by wite kid in marinade beef

― ken c (ken c), Saturday, 2 April 2005 15:57 (twenty years ago)

BBQ sonned by marinade in corn beef

― ken c (ken c), Saturday, 2 April 2005 15:58 (twenty years ago)

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