Russian Genius Strikes Again! Who else wants a shot from a 80-proof AK-47?

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http://www.vodkakalashnikov.com/home.htm

Dig it: you get a liter in a rifle-shaped container:

Vodka Kalashnikov is based on a select recipe approved by Mikhail T. Kalashnikov, designer of the AK-47 Rifle. It was the first vodka ever to be created by combining salt, sugar, vanillin and glycerin.

Dammit, if only arms dealers would deal in these, wars would be more FUN!

plus, you could make even more stupid drinking/gun puns! "Time to get loaded!" "3 Slugs of vodka in me!" "(*insert stupid 'shots' pun*)"

― Kingfish Funyun (Kingfish), Monday, 9 February 2004 18:48 (twenty-two years ago)

Vodkalishnikov is the greatest contribution to any language EVARGH!

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 9 February 2004 19:05 (twenty-two years ago)

Kalashnikov is responsible for designing the weapon that has caused more mayhem in the world than perhaps any other, at least over the last 40 years... this seems kind of a flip reaction. Is he senile or something? I saw interviews with him a few years ago, and he seemed like a very grave, sober guy.

― andy, Monday, 9 February 2004 19:12 (twenty-two years ago)

genius pah. he's a ripoff

http://www.vpc.org/studies/hosefive.htm

― g--ff (gcannon), Monday, 9 February 2004 19:19 (twenty-two years ago)

also, !!!:

http://exile.ru/110/gayhall.php

― g--ff (gcannon), Monday, 9 February 2004 19:21 (twenty-two years ago)

uhm, HELLO? can i DRINK out of that Uzi?! no, sir, i cannot!

― Kingfish Funyun (Kingfish), Monday, 9 February 2004 19:27 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.chinadaily.com.cn/en/doc/2003-11/26/content_284978.htm

― g--ff (gcannon), Monday, 9 February 2004 19:37 (twenty-two years ago)

heh. it's nice to see a man act on his dreams.

― Kingfish Funyun (Kingfish), Monday, 9 February 2004 19:42 (twenty-two years ago)

It was the first vodka ever to be created by combining salt, sugar, vanillin and glycerin.

Not nitroglycerin?!

― j.lu (j.lu), Monday, 9 February 2004 21:08 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.AudioBooksForFree.com/kalashnikov/Ak-mp3.asp

― j4n (Wintermute), Tuesday, 10 February 2004 17:39 (twenty-two years ago)

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