WHERE DO YOU RANK ON THE SLUT TEST????

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fuck if i know where where it is, but since we're so test-mad i figure someone should dig that slut test all the teenage girls were doing a while back and we can all take it.

― ethan, Wednesday, 17 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

here you go...

Slut Test

― james, Wednesday, 17 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

It's pretty rude mind!...I got a pathetically low score.

― james, Wednesday, 17 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Well I'll be the first to post my results, apparently this makes me sluttier than 95% of all test takers.

http://test3.thespark.com/sa/slut78.gif

Oh, and to those other 266 bitches: Step off, Richey Edwards is mine.

― Ally, Wednesday, 17 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

%66 (but I had to convert the questions a bit to befit a straight guy)

― fritz, Wednesday, 17 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

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I don't know who Richey Edwards is but only 45 other women picked the same guy as me.

― Samantha, Wednesday, 17 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

http://test3.thespark.com/sa/slut40.gif I am 6% less slutty than average. Arr.

― Maria, Wednesday, 17 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

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Not surprise there then. Did anybody else have a look at the top 20 most wanted men list on the results page? Fred Durst was in there, of all people! How the hell did that happen?

― RickyT, Wednesday, 17 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

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I was surprised there were 108 other women who chose Jonny Greenwood. This is not fair. He obviously belongs to me.

― Melissa W, Wednesday, 17 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

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Hmmm....I'm a loser! Sigh! and 48 women choose Jeniffer Love Hewitt!

― james, Wednesday, 17 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I'm only 6% sluttier than the whole damn world! WAHOO!

― james, Wednesday, 17 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I'm sluttier than 99% of this message board!

― Ally, Wednesday, 17 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

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Ally, you beat me! (damn)

― Sean, Wednesday, 17 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Ally, did you answer "yes" to the "been paid for sex" question? I did!

― Sean, Wednesday, 17 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

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0 women agreed with you, and chose "Anthony Easton" as the best sex option of all time.

― ethan, Wednesday, 17 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

46% Hooray! I usually feel like such a geek with these tests. Finally, I am slutting it up some.

― bnw, Wednesday, 17 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

So where did you lick the guy then?

― fe, Wednesday, 17 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I followed Kevin Enas's example and licked his belly button.

― RickyT, Wednesday, 17 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

No, but I did answer yes to the "been paid in non-money ways" one. Hey, Sean, what was your hours between then? OR DID YOU GET THE BIG MULTIPLE PARTNERS 0? I just like putting that in caps.

I licked his belly button, but only because I was forced. I wouldn't lick that man, he looked a bit dodgy.

― Ally, Wednesday, 17 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

surely everyone answered yes to the 'being paid in non-monetary ways' question?

― ethan, Wednesday, 17 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

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i RULE. me and ally should compare notes.

― jess, Wednesday, 17 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Ethan, judging by these scores...

Jess, let's compare notes, we are obviously the whorebags of this board. We should swap tips.

― Ally, Wednesday, 17 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Ally, yes it was 0 for multiple partners.

― Sean, Wednesday, 17 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

*sigh* Mine was not 0, I feel like I cheated the test now. 15 hours.

― Ally, Wednesday, 17 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

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rickyT..what was that about? as i am so low on the slut test it seems i would rather lick the wall than another person ;)

― kevin enas, Wednesday, 17 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Wasn't it you who ate some of your own belly button fluff?

― RickyT, Wednesday, 17 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

mine was 0. did they have to phrase it as "group sex"?

― jess, Wednesday, 17 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Hmm. I got 51% on the Slut test and 51% on the Purity test. Even Stevens almost.

― DavidM, Wednesday, 17 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

72% slut. Move over, Jess.

― Arthur, Wednesday, 17 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

29% Slut. Whatever. The SCARY part is this:

"FACT: 18 women agreed with you, and chose "Juan Valdez" as the best sex option of all time."

WHO ARE THE OTHER 17????

― David Raposa, Wednesday, 17 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

yeah..forgot about that

― kevin enas, Wednesday, 17 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

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whoops. how did that happen? but also 126 other "women" agreed on steven page. though its reassuring to know that other people find short, pudgy, geeky, canadian jews as sexy as i do.

― phil, Wednesday, 17 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Shit.

― Mascara, Wednesday, 17 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

― anthony, Wednesday, 17 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

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― DG, Wednesday, 17 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Which isn't true, as I'd be a total slut if I could.

― DG, Wednesday, 17 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

16 hours. How did I end up so less slutty than Ally?

― Sam-at-home, Wednesday, 17 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

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― ladydie, Wednesday, 17 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

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who knew?

― Kim, Wednesday, 17 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Actually, I messed with it. Really it was 47%.

― Kim, Wednesday, 17 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I have to review my self image now that I've found out that I'm only 80% slut. I suspect it is the lack of tattoos and a g-string that made me rate so low.http://test3.thespark.com/sa/slut80.gif

― toraneko, Thursday, 18 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

way to go, torakoneko! :)

― di, Thursday, 18 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

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― stevo, Thursday, 18 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I got 74% on the purity test! Damn! the Spark has a lot of tests!

― james, Thursday, 18 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

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― rosemary, Thursday, 18 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

39% slutty - how pure I am! And even better I am without a rival for the love of Vic Godard!

― Tom, Thursday, 18 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

At least until Hopkins or Dr C get here.

― Tom, Thursday, 18 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

77% baybees but this is weird FACT 8,194 women agreed with you, and chose "Elvis" as the best sex option of all time. ---------------------------------------------------------------------- ----------

― Geoff, Thursday, 18 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

57%

― Lesley Higgins, Thursday, 18 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

16% slutty, I'm too nice.

I can't believe only three other people fancy Stuart Cable.

― Graham, Thursday, 18 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

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― chris, Thursday, 18 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

But no-one else chose L Ron Hubbard.

― chris, Thursday, 18 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

44 women chose Morrissey by the way.

― DavidM, Thursday, 18 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

me and 3000 other women said ashton kutcher

― di, Thursday, 18 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Over 4500 of us wanted the Cusack.

― Kim, Thursday, 18 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Netscape crashes everytime i take try to take this test. i guess i'm too slutty for it.

― stupid slut, Thursday, 18 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

five years pass...

lol @ proto-polls

― strongohulkington, Friday, 25 May 2007 18:28 (eighteen years ago)

I can't believe I didn't do this test!

― HI DERE, Friday, 25 May 2007 18:29 (eighteen years ago)

No AGONY TITS, No credibility!

― kv_nol, Friday, 25 May 2007 18:31 (eighteen years ago)

Netscape crashes everytime i take try to take this test. i guess i'm too slutty for it.
-- stupid slut, Thursday, October 18, 2001 12:00 AM (5 years ago)

lol @ internet

― gff, Friday, 25 May 2007 18:31 (eighteen years ago)

0 women agreed with you, and chose "Anthony Easton" as the best sex option of all time.

-- ethan, Wednesday, October 17, 2001 12:00 AM (5 years ago) Bookmark Link

― and what, Friday, 25 May 2007 18:57 (eighteen years ago)

nine months pass...

A 21-year-old who fathered his first child at 13 is about to become a dad for the seventh time.
Keith Macdonald, from Washington, Tyne and Wear has been branded a "reckless Romeo" after it emerged that all his children are by different women.

He is reported to be living apart from the mother-to-be.

As he is unemployed he does not support his children financially, but Mr Macdonald says he has no plans to father any more children

'Not happy'

The north east has a high rate of teenage pregnancies, with 52 girls per 1,000 under 18 becoming pregnant, as opposed to an England average of 42.

Condom manufacturers also report low sales in the region.

Mr Macdonald said he did not want to have any more children and that his mother has strong views about the situation.

He said: "My mum's not happy about all these kids.

"She tells me to pack it in and keep it in my trousers."

― Dom Passantino, Monday, 3 March 2008 12:04 (eighteen years ago)

Strong trousers!

― Mark G, Monday, 3 March 2008 12:33 (eighteen years ago)

He seems to sell his story to the paper every couple of years.
http://www.sunderlandecho.com/news/I-PULL-THEM-ON-THE.1131220.jp

― Ned Trifle II, Monday, 3 March 2008 13:01 (eighteen years ago)

You can see why women fall for him...
http://editorial.jpress.co.uk/web/images/1131220//TH1_294452.jpg

― Ned Trifle II, Monday, 3 March 2008 13:03 (eighteen years ago)

He looks like he's in an Erasure video.

― Dom Passantino, Monday, 3 March 2008 13:06 (eighteen years ago)

He looks like he's standing at a bus stop.

― Mark G, Monday, 3 March 2008 13:08 (eighteen years ago)

That's his MO. Ladyz lurve him for it.

― Ned Trifle II, Monday, 3 March 2008 13:13 (eighteen years ago)

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