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Clementine oranges are the popcorn chicken of fruit.

FACT!

― Dale the Titled (cprek), Tuesday, 10 February 2004 00:49 (twenty-two years ago)

Prunes are the oatmeal of Satan. FACT!

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Tuesday, 10 February 2004 00:51 (twenty-two years ago)

Hot pink is the new black of tryhard babygoths.

SAD FACT.

― Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 10 February 2004 00:54 (twenty-two years ago)

Travel is the saddest of pleasures.

― andy, Tuesday, 10 February 2004 00:57 (twenty-two years ago)

Australia is the Canada of the world.

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 10 February 2004 01:00 (twenty-two years ago)

Galactus is the eater of worlds.

― Al_Ewing, Tuesday, 10 February 2004 01:00 (twenty-two years ago)

(I stole that from hstencil.)

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 10 February 2004 01:01 (twenty-two years ago)

But prunes are sweet and make me regular as hell!

― Leee Majors (Leee), Tuesday, 10 February 2004 01:01 (twenty-two years ago)

Australia is the Canada of the world.

Wheres Canada then, Omicron Persei 8? =)

― Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 10 February 2004 01:24 (twenty-two years ago)

Ask hstencil!

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 10 February 2004 01:26 (twenty-two years ago)

(I love Australia and Australians, of course)

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 10 February 2004 01:26 (twenty-two years ago)

Ego is the enemy of art.

― Prude (Prude), Tuesday, 10 February 2004 01:47 (twenty-two years ago)

Doritos are the caviar of the masses. FACT. yummmm.

― Speedy Gonzalas (Speedy Gonzalas), Tuesday, 10 February 2004 01:47 (twenty-two years ago)

Chokeholds are the group hugs of the "Me" Generation

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Tuesday, 10 February 2004 01:50 (twenty-two years ago)

'Ego is the enemy of art.'

Is it nasty/unfair/irrelevant of me to say i disagree totally?

(i wish it was true tho)

― pete s, Tuesday, 10 February 2004 01:55 (twenty-two years ago)

Nah, disagree away. (I think I feel the same as you, actually, in that I'd like to believe it but I'm not sure I do.)

― Prude (Prude), Tuesday, 10 February 2004 01:58 (twenty-two years ago)

blue yonder is the eighth wonder of down under

― t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Tuesday, 10 February 2004 02:21 (twenty-two years ago)

undies are the secret weapon of dandies

― t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Tuesday, 10 February 2004 02:24 (twenty-two years ago)

ILX is the crazy guy on the street who talks a lot about random shit... of the internet.

― chris dewolf (Chris DeWolf), Tuesday, 10 February 2004 02:56 (twenty-two years ago)

of is the occasional ilx sub for on

― t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Tuesday, 10 February 2004 02:58 (twenty-two years ago)

it goes like this, as told to me by Dan K.:

Evanston is the Canada of Chicago

Indiana is the Canada of America

Australia is the Canada of the World

― hstencil, Tuesday, 10 February 2004 05:12 (twenty-two years ago)

Kentucky is the Bakersfield of the South.

― Orbit (Orbit), Tuesday, 10 February 2004 05:15 (twenty-two years ago)

Orbit is the least funny or entertaining or polite person of ILX.

― hstencil, Tuesday, 10 February 2004 05:17 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh, pshaw! There are plenty worse than her.

― Prude (Prude), Tuesday, 10 February 2004 05:18 (twenty-two years ago)

C*lum, maybe.

― hstencil, Tuesday, 10 February 2004 05:18 (twenty-two years ago)

haha that took at least one minute longer than i thought it would!

xpost

― Orbit (Orbit), Tuesday, 10 February 2004 05:19 (twenty-two years ago)

btw the person you email me abt said you were an asshole, hstencil

― Orbit (Orbit), Tuesday, 10 February 2004 05:19 (twenty-two years ago)

you.

― RJG (RJG), Tuesday, 10 February 2004 05:20 (twenty-two years ago)

um, Orbit, I don't email you.

― hstencil, Tuesday, 10 February 2004 05:20 (twenty-two years ago)

RJG=bandwagon boy!
A few weeks ago. And I still have the email, so don't start that.

― Orbit (Orbit), Tuesday, 10 February 2004 05:21 (twenty-two years ago)

one email, in response to one you sent me, does not equal "emailing" you.

― hstencil, Tuesday, 10 February 2004 05:22 (twenty-two years ago)

3 emails. but the message is the same. you were out of line.

― Orbit (Orbit), Tuesday, 10 February 2004 05:23 (twenty-two years ago)

you.

― RJG (RJG), Tuesday, 10 February 2004 05:23 (twenty-two years ago)

so don't call *me* unpleasant.
xpost

― Orbit (Orbit), Tuesday, 10 February 2004 05:24 (twenty-two years ago)

right I was out of line, as opposed to you, who likes to bait me and/or mention me on unrelated threads.

― hstencil, Tuesday, 10 February 2004 05:24 (twenty-two years ago)

This thread is the shit of shit

― Sym (shmuel), Tuesday, 10 February 2004 05:24 (twenty-two years ago)

haha! otm

― Orbit (Orbit), Tuesday, 10 February 2004 05:25 (twenty-two years ago)

no doubt about that, sym.

― hstencil, Tuesday, 10 February 2004 05:25 (twenty-two years ago)

hstencil, the message remains, from both of us. have a good night.

― Orbit (Orbit), Tuesday, 10 February 2004 05:26 (twenty-two years ago)

you.

― RJG (RJG), Tuesday, 10 February 2004 05:26 (twenty-two years ago)

what?

― Orbit (Orbit), Tuesday, 10 February 2004 05:27 (twenty-two years ago)

haha.

― RJG (RJG), Tuesday, 10 February 2004 05:27 (twenty-two years ago)

yes I'm sure my relating what @d@ml was referring to really ruined the thread, I apologize. I promise not to do it again, nor to obsess over ex-boyfriends, my rotten childhood, teachers' unions, my weight, my bad poetry writing skills, etc.

― hstencil, Tuesday, 10 February 2004 05:28 (twenty-two years ago)

have another ale, man.

― Orbit (Orbit), Tuesday, 10 February 2004 05:28 (twenty-two years ago)

Indeed. Indiana! WTF?
xpost

― Sym (shmuel), Tuesday, 10 February 2004 05:29 (twenty-two years ago)

are you people done?

― the surface noise (electricsound), Tuesday, 10 February 2004 05:29 (twenty-two years ago)

no, there is still time to join in, the surface noise.

― RJG (RJG), Tuesday, 10 February 2004 05:30 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.theonion.com/images/356/image_article2194_160x125.jpg

― Prude (Prude), Tuesday, 10 February 2004 05:32 (twenty-two years ago)

I think he's had his fill of fights about emails today.

xpost

― ipsofacto (ipsofacto), Tuesday, 10 February 2004 05:33 (twenty-two years ago)

haha.

― RJG (RJG), Tuesday, 10 February 2004 05:38 (twenty-two years ago)

xpostings are the gods of fuck.

― Star Hustler, Tuesday, 10 February 2004 05:41 (twenty-two years ago)

xposters are the fuck of gods.

― Orbit (Orbit), Tuesday, 10 February 2004 05:49 (twenty-two years ago)

Gods are the fucks of xposters.

― Star Hustler, Tuesday, 10 February 2004 05:55 (twenty-two years ago)

Fucks are the xposts of Gods

― Sym (shmuel), Tuesday, 10 February 2004 05:56 (twenty-two years ago)

therefore Socrates is a man.

― Orbit (Orbit), Tuesday, 10 February 2004 05:57 (twenty-two years ago)

I don't even understand what I'm saying.

But it's all good. Shit yeah.

xpost. (WTF?)

― Star Hustler, Tuesday, 10 February 2004 05:58 (twenty-two years ago)

West Coast ILX posters are the dregs of society.

Bee-YOTCH Mutha FUCKAZ!!!

― Star Hustler, Tuesday, 10 February 2004 05:59 (twenty-two years ago)

therefore, Socrates is an East Coast Man.

― Orbit (Orbit), Tuesday, 10 February 2004 06:00 (twenty-two years ago)

Huh?

― Star Hustler, Tuesday, 10 February 2004 06:01 (twenty-two years ago)

FACTOID:

Philosophers are the urinals of men's rooms.

― Star Hustler, Tuesday, 10 February 2004 06:03 (twenty-two years ago)

Factoids are the Star Hustlers of Santa Monica Blvd.

― Orbit (Orbit), Tuesday, 10 February 2004 06:05 (twenty-two years ago)

Thanks!

― Star Hustler, Tuesday, 10 February 2004 06:11 (twenty-two years ago)

Sandwiches are the banquette of Trainspotters.

― mark grout (mark grout), Tuesday, 10 February 2004 09:54 (twenty-two years ago)

three-storeyed steam engines were the apogees of my freshest dreams!

(go'd morning, evrybody! :)

― t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Tuesday, 10 February 2004 11:51 (twenty-two years ago)

Kentucky is the cream in the cream-filled donut of America!

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 10 February 2004 14:31 (twenty-two years ago)

Jaeger shots are the drunken pool-hall brawls of alcohol.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 10 February 2004 14:32 (twenty-two years ago)

I've eaten almost half a carton of clementine oranges today and it's only 1:30!

― Dale the Titled (cprek), Tuesday, 10 February 2004 18:30 (twenty-two years ago)

Literature is the music of film.

― Prude (Prude), Tuesday, 10 February 2004 19:51 (twenty-two years ago)

Budweiser is the toilet paper of beer.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 10 February 2004 20:02 (twenty-two years ago)

both bakersfield and kentucky have given the world wonderful things too numerous to mention, eff the hatas.

― gygax! (gygax!), Tuesday, 10 February 2004 20:08 (twenty-two years ago)

Ween are The Beatles of retarded.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 10 February 2004 20:32 (twenty-two years ago)

Hm. I think Ween more resemble the Pink Floyd of the retarded.

― martin m. (mushrush), Tuesday, 10 February 2004 20:33 (twenty-two years ago)

ILX is the bathroom wall of the internet.

― My Huckleberry Friend (Horace Mann), Tuesday, 10 February 2004 20:34 (twenty-two years ago)

ten months pass...

Scallops are the marshmallows of the sea.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 3 January 2005 17:20 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh, I forgot the FACT: part!

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 3 January 2005 17:21 (twenty-one years ago)

That first post always makes me want Clementines.

― Carl Winslow is WHAT!?!? (deangulberry), Monday, 3 January 2005 17:28 (twenty-one years ago)

as always, dolphins are the assholes of the sea.

― Emilymv (Emilymv), Monday, 3 January 2005 17:59 (twenty-one years ago)

oops. FACT!

― Emilymv (Emilymv), Monday, 3 January 2005 18:01 (twenty-one years ago)

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