When is it acceptable to hit your wife with a baseball bat?

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My mate, right, his wife was late making the tea so he whacked her off the head the baseball bat. Result = 5 years in jail. But surely he had an arguement in his favour in there somewhere?

― Nutty Nigel, Tuesday, 10 February 2004 01:08 (twenty-two years ago)

Piss off, C*lum.

― Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 10 February 2004 01:10 (twenty-two years ago)

My name is Nigel. I don't know who you are talking about.

― Nutty Nigel, Tuesday, 10 February 2004 01:14 (twenty-two years ago)

Making Plans For Nigel...

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 10 February 2004 01:15 (twenty-two years ago)

Yay! C*lum's back!

― Speedy Gonzalas (Speedy Gonzalas), Tuesday, 10 February 2004 01:16 (twenty-two years ago)

We only want what's worst for him.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 10 February 2004 01:16 (twenty-two years ago)

my dad's 61 ... and he still looks like neil young (so there ned :-p)

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Tuesday, 10 February 2004 01:16 (twenty-two years ago)

WRONG THREAD DELETE IMMEDIATELY!!!

― dumbassbär (llamasfur), Tuesday, 10 February 2004 01:17 (twenty-two years ago)

*Nelson laugh*

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 10 February 2004 01:17 (twenty-two years ago)

haha!

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 10 February 2004 01:18 (twenty-two years ago)

I had this forum rekkomended to me by my mate Krazy Kev and I feel cheated. Am I not gonna get no good advice or something?

― Nutty Nigel, Tuesday, 10 February 2004 01:21 (twenty-two years ago)

I was wrong it isnt C*lum - its Sid Snot!

― Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 10 February 2004 01:24 (twenty-two years ago)

...when she stole third base! OH!

― chris dewolf (Chris DeWolf), Tuesday, 10 February 2004 02:59 (twenty-two years ago)

A: Only if she's killed you with guns first.

― t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Tuesday, 10 February 2004 03:12 (twenty-two years ago)

I know this guy who claims he got accepted at a good college, but for some reason he went to a shitty one, and now he won't stop talking about it! Do you know this fellow Nigel?

― Dan I., Tuesday, 10 February 2004 03:31 (twenty-two years ago)

It's ok in Valentine's Day. (God, I dread that day)

― Cacaman Flores, Tuesday, 10 February 2004 03:36 (twenty-two years ago)

Anybody who actually avows to being called Nigel has to be of questionable mental competence, especially if it's not their actual name.

Itself another indication that it may indeed be Calum.

― Fred Nerk (Fred Nerk), Tuesday, 10 February 2004 04:07 (twenty-two years ago)

This "Nigel" did make a reference in another thread about fighting Steven Seagal. Remind you of anyone?

― Rob Bolton (Rob Bolton), Tuesday, 10 February 2004 10:41 (twenty-two years ago)

Not enough is being made of his wilful usage of the word "nutty" = die you lizardscum die.

― Matt (Matt), Tuesday, 10 February 2004 10:44 (twenty-two years ago)

He doesn't seem very like Calum to me. To be honest, if I were Calum and saw thay people this is him, I'd feel vindicated in the 'they don't get me at all' stakes.

It reminds me more of one of one of Marcello's occasional pseudonym 'pranks'.

― N. (nickdastoor), Tuesday, 10 February 2004 12:25 (twenty-two years ago)

Ach, maybe it is him. I don't care. Sorry for bumping this to the top of New Answers again.

― N. (nickdastoor), Tuesday, 10 February 2004 12:26 (twenty-two years ago)

wtf? it's totally Collum, only why reinvent yourself but not your material?

― stevem (blueski), Tuesday, 10 February 2004 12:38 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.thecostumer.com/upload/baseball_game_face_mask.jpg

― Markelby (Mark C), Tuesday, 10 February 2004 12:44 (twenty-two years ago)

Yeah - it was the immaculate grammar on another thread that seemed unlike him. Plus I don't remember him being fixated on directly abusing women (yes yes he hid into under a veneer of slagging off ugly birds and going on about tits I know the argument). But I didn't look at most of his threads so what do I know. Next.

― N. (nickdastoor), Tuesday, 10 February 2004 12:44 (twenty-two years ago)

at least its not Zany Zack.

― Jarlr'mai (jarlrmai), Tuesday, 10 February 2004 13:32 (twenty-two years ago)

'Geezer Gav' etc. it's fucking Calum.
He can't disguise his woeful humour.

― pete s, Tuesday, 10 February 2004 13:37 (twenty-two years ago)

humour and his ISP.

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Wednesday, 11 February 2004 00:41 (twenty-two years ago)

Hello, kindly direct all future baseball threads to I Love Baseball.

The management.

― gygax! (gygax!), Wednesday, 11 February 2004 02:12 (twenty-two years ago)

No one argues with you if you got a baseball bat,

― Nutty Nigel (Nutty Nigel), Wednesday, 11 February 2004 15:03 (twenty-two years ago)

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