ilx valentine's crushes!

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celebrate this holiday the way nature intended.send cupid's arrow to a stranger on an internet message board. let's hear it!

― Emilymv (Emilymv), Tuesday, 10 February 2004 07:25 (twenty-two years ago)

im gonna give a shot to .. uhhh ... myself

― ol deany! bastard (deangulberry), Tuesday, 10 February 2004 07:27 (twenty-two years ago)

I HEART YOU SELMA BABY!@

http://www.healthrocker.com/images/recpg.jpg

― may pang (maypang), Tuesday, 10 February 2004 07:42 (twenty-two years ago)

I don't care what they say, you always put a smile on my face sweetheart...

http://www.georgewbush.com/images/gallery/19.jpg

― christhamrin (christhamrin), Tuesday, 10 February 2004 08:02 (twenty-two years ago)

since when was valentine's a holiday, If I don't get aday off work it's not a holiday, I realise it's on a saturday this year but that doesn't count especially as I will be at work, bah

― Ed (dali), Tuesday, 10 February 2004 08:35 (twenty-two years ago)

I actually fancy an ilXor and they don't know it, but this is a joke thread, right?

― CharlieNo4 (Charlie), Tuesday, 10 February 2004 08:43 (twenty-two years ago)

do with it what you will, charlieno4. it is your plaything.

― Emilymv (Emilymv), Tuesday, 10 February 2004 08:54 (twenty-two years ago)

my browser only loaded the top 10% of that pic, but i somehow knew who it was from the telltale sandy mop and leathery skin.
also the halo of pure evil.

― Dave M. (rotten03), Tuesday, 10 February 2004 08:56 (twenty-two years ago)

do with it what you will, charlieno4. it is your plaything.

well in that case...dear mystery ilXor whom I've only met twice, briefly, in beer. you're lovely!

― CharlieNo4 (Charlie), Tuesday, 10 February 2004 08:59 (twenty-two years ago)

thanks Charlie!

― stevem (blueski), Tuesday, 10 February 2004 10:50 (twenty-two years ago)

Um, Scarlett, Kirsten -- either of you -- you rewl. *blushes*.

― Enrique (Enrique), Tuesday, 10 February 2004 10:52 (twenty-two years ago)

getcha hands off my women muthafuckaaaaaaa

― stevem (blueski), Tuesday, 10 February 2004 10:54 (twenty-two years ago)

Don't mention it, Stevem. No really, don't...

― CharlieNo4 (Charlie), Tuesday, 10 February 2004 11:28 (twenty-two years ago)

Anyone here want a go with Nutty Nigel then that's fine, but you'll have to wait til the wife's out, and don't expect seconds. I get bored easily and don't life effort. But if you want a quickie, pop round.

― Nutty Nigel (Nutty Nigel), Tuesday, 10 February 2004 12:02 (twenty-two years ago)

worst pseudonym evah!

― chris (chris), Tuesday, 10 February 2004 12:10 (twenty-two years ago)

Again a worthy addition to any thread!
x-post

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Tuesday, 10 February 2004 12:13 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.warbycollectibles.co.uk/media/MeToYouBearStraightFromHeart.jpg http://pagina12.feedback.net.ar/fotos/futuro/20030301/notas_f/luna.jpg

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 10 February 2004 14:38 (twenty-two years ago)

er
http://www.warbycollectibles.co.uk/media/MeToYouBearStraightFromHeart.jpg http://pagina12.feedback.net.ar/fotos/futuro/20030301/notas_f/luna.jpg

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 10 February 2004 14:39 (twenty-two years ago)

I usually only lurk here, but if it were any of you it would be Nickalicious or Alex in NYC...

― Sophie, Tuesday, 10 February 2004 15:37 (twenty-two years ago)

aw...I'm actually blushing, wtf? Thanks sophie!

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 10 February 2004 15:50 (twenty-two years ago)

Um, yes, me too. I think my boss is wondering why. I feel about 14, back to lurking.

― Sophie, Tuesday, 10 February 2004 15:53 (twenty-two years ago)

awww bless them!

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Tuesday, 10 February 2004 15:54 (twenty-two years ago)

Rah for Sophie, who surely is cool. Post more! :-)

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 10 February 2004 15:54 (twenty-two years ago)

*nods* (don't be scared sophie!)

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Tuesday, 10 February 2004 15:56 (twenty-two years ago)

Aww

― luna (luna.c), Tuesday, 10 February 2004 17:30 (twenty-two years ago)

Some of the many women on here who I think are wonderful and have some sort of crush on (in a 'don't worry I am not going to make a pass way', honest), in alphabetical order to avoid indicating preference: Ally, Anna, Archel, Carey, Cis, Colette, Dee, Di, Emily, Felicity, Geeta, Hanna, Jewelly, Jody Beth, Julia, Kim, Laura, Lixi, Luna, Mandee, Mary, Maura, Melissa, Minna, Rosemary, Sam, Sarah McL, Teeny, Trayce, Vicky. I expect I'm forgetting some, and I'm not including ones where I've not seen a picture. It's extraordinary how many lovable women we have here. I would start listing men, but I can imagine some of them being even more uncomfortable than the women probably already are, so I'll stop. I also won't say to whom I will probably send an actual Valentine...

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Tuesday, 10 February 2004 19:08 (twenty-two years ago)

Starry Sarah, Hanna, Caitlin, Sam, Colette.

There, I did it.

― Dale the Titled (cprek), Tuesday, 10 February 2004 19:11 (twenty-two years ago)

I don't think I'll be crushing on any of you guys - I've already forgotten what you FAPPers/clubbers look like! Kidding. But seriously, I renounced crushes for ~~life~~ Lent, as every one I've ever had has been completely unattainable. And that's before I mention the celeb crushes (Kirsten was no.1 for a year, pretty good run). However, Val's Day is some sort of national institution in Ghana; consequently, people keep asking me if I'm hooking up with anyone and if not, to do something about it. I'm just gonna stay in bed!

― Barima (Barima), Tuesday, 10 February 2004 19:39 (twenty-two years ago)

If you phrase that correctly, Barima, people will stop asking.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 10 February 2004 19:42 (twenty-two years ago)

the pinefox

― not telling, Tuesday, 10 February 2004 20:08 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.oakridger.com/images/021299/valentine.jpg = http://www.thewayfarer.org/newslog/imagenes/story.red-wine-glass.jpg +http://www.cnn.com/FOOD/resources/food.for.thought/sweets/history/dark.chocolate.bar.jpg

-alicious.

― luna (luna.c), Tuesday, 10 February 2004 20:09 (twenty-two years ago)

"You’re fit but my gosh don’t you know it?"

― obscurity knocks, Tuesday, 10 February 2004 20:14 (twenty-two years ago)

luna, how is that heart the diagrammatical representation of a migraine?

― ailsa (ailsa), Tuesday, 10 February 2004 20:17 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh. (To Ned)

― Barima (Barima), Tuesday, 10 February 2004 20:18 (twenty-two years ago)

http://youyesyou.net/welove/jpeg/bear.jpg

― Dale the Titled (cprek), Tuesday, 10 February 2004 20:19 (twenty-two years ago)

these are the things I can't tell my sort-of GF....

I think I like D. Leone for two reasons: a) I dated a girl named Dominique in college who was awesome and loved good music, and b) DL is a great writer.

Plus the name Dominique is just a great name.

that is all
http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons/08.gif

― Gear! (Gear!), Tuesday, 10 February 2004 20:20 (twenty-two years ago)

http://youyesyou.net/welove/jpeg/kidney.jpg

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 10 February 2004 20:22 (twenty-two years ago)

Uh, you know that Dominique is a dude, yeah?

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 10 February 2004 20:23 (twenty-two years ago)

and that he's all mine?

― gygax! (gygax!), Tuesday, 10 February 2004 20:24 (twenty-two years ago)

still haven't seen my name here. Lay-Deez, reprazent tha Huck!

― My Huckleberry Friend (Horace Mann), Tuesday, 10 February 2004 20:27 (twenty-two years ago)

I always knew I was gay

― Gear! (Gear!), Tuesday, 10 February 2004 20:28 (twenty-two years ago)

suzy!

― ghhhh, Tuesday, 10 February 2004 20:42 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.wellsgray.ca/huckleberry.jpg

― luna (luna.c), Tuesday, 10 February 2004 20:46 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.marambio.aq/opprel/imagenes/luna-69.gif

― My Huckleberry Friend (Horace Mann), Tuesday, 10 February 2004 20:49 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.mindspring.com/~cksargent/rosemary.jpg

― notgonnasay, Tuesday, 10 February 2004 20:53 (twenty-two years ago)

(You didn't give me enough time)

― luna (luna.c), Tuesday, 10 February 2004 20:55 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.pyrzqxgl.org/dean.jpg

― dean! (deangulberry), Tuesday, 10 February 2004 20:59 (twenty-two years ago)

Steady, boy, steady....

― Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Tuesday, 10 February 2004 21:04 (twenty-two years ago)

"Learning to LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE yourself...is the GREATEST LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE..."

― Whitney's Coke Habit (Ned), Tuesday, 10 February 2004 21:06 (twenty-two years ago)

Warbled in the off-key of high A

― Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Tuesday, 10 February 2004 21:08 (twenty-two years ago)

Skipping 245 messages at this point... Click here if you want to load them all.

denny's isn't a "burger joint." mcdonald's is a "burger joint." (n.1) denny's is a classy restaurant.

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(n.1) or a "mystery meat" joint, take yr pick.

― Daniel, Esq., Monday, 15 February 2010 16:23 (sixteen years ago)

btw justine i'm never sending you chocolate over the internet again i am DEVASTATED tbh

― quiz show flat-track bully (darraghmac), Monday, 15 February 2010 16:23 (sixteen years ago)

got stuck with denny's as only option for dinner and breakfast near SFO last month. oatmeal was good, but the veggie dinner options were pretty much non-existent.

― caek, Monday, 15 February 2010 16:24 (sixteen years ago)

p.s. you are all my valentimes

― caek, Monday, 15 February 2010 16:24 (sixteen years ago)

did you baek us a caek? :-)

― StanM, Monday, 15 February 2010 16:26 (sixteen years ago)

denny's makes a (greasy, overcooked-to-death) veggie plate, iirc

― Daniel, Esq., Monday, 15 February 2010 16:26 (sixteen years ago)

my bad for being ignorant about american fast food. it all sounds horrifying anyway.

― 80085 (a hoy hoy), Monday, 15 February 2010 16:30 (sixteen years ago)

also looooool at dennys being a classy restaurant.

― 80085 (a hoy hoy), Monday, 15 February 2010 16:31 (sixteen years ago)

http://toughsledding.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/grandslam.jpg

― dyao, Monday, 15 February 2010 16:34 (sixteen years ago)

hmmm mmmm good.

healthy too.

― Daniel, Esq., Monday, 15 February 2010 16:38 (sixteen years ago)

1. why did someone do 2 poops on the plate?
2. I wonder what that badly cooked 'generic meat slice' is.
3. Are they hash browns? How the hell are they burnt on the outside and looking raw on the inside?
4. No sauce?
5. Who raped the muffin?
6. Never understood barely cooking yr eggs.
7. Say what you want about the traditional English fry up but at least we put grilled mushrooms and tomatoes on ours.
8. And pancakes? What, why?

― 80085 (a hoy hoy), Monday, 15 February 2010 16:38 (sixteen years ago)

rubbish looking fry imo

where's the farls?

― quiz show flat-track bully (darraghmac), Monday, 15 February 2010 16:39 (sixteen years ago)

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/d/df/SSL20256.jpg/800px-SSL20256.jpg

― quiz show flat-track bully (darraghmac), Monday, 15 February 2010 16:40 (sixteen years ago)

even that's not great tbh those rashers/sausages look 2nd class but still. farls.

― quiz show flat-track bully (darraghmac), Monday, 15 February 2010 16:40 (sixteen years ago)

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/53/143837527_52966946e4.jpg?v=0

words fail.

― Daniel, Esq., Monday, 15 February 2010 16:44 (sixteen years ago)

You guys call bacon "rashers"?

― Dark Notion (Abbott), Monday, 15 February 2010 16:45 (sixteen years ago)

denny's introduces a humongous bucket of eggs and meat:

http://www.theonion.com/content/files/images/Denny%27s-Bucket.jpg

― Daniel, Esq., Monday, 15 February 2010 16:46 (sixteen years ago)

xxp daniel's fry, it should be noted, includes larvae as best i can tell.

yes rashers. not the same as bacon, because AFAICT 'bacon' is unshaved pig skin fried up, whereas a rasher is about an inch thick and juicy good.

― quiz show flat-track bully (darraghmac), Monday, 15 February 2010 16:47 (sixteen years ago)

please say that bucket is a real thing. Missed a trick by just giving a lol knife and fork tho.

― 80085 (a hoy hoy), Monday, 15 February 2010 16:50 (sixteen years ago)

loool wtf at that bucket of food

― dyao, Monday, 15 February 2010 16:51 (sixteen years ago)

hey sexy lady for valentines I got you a bucket of EGGS

― dyao, Monday, 15 February 2010 16:52 (sixteen years ago)

how do you liek your eggs in the morning? in a BUCKET motherfucker. yeah i thought so keep walking.

― quiz show flat-track bully (darraghmac), Monday, 15 February 2010 16:55 (sixteen years ago)

sadly, i believe it is a joek from the onion.com.

― Daniel, Esq., Monday, 15 February 2010 16:56 (sixteen years ago)

Does anyone remember when McDonald's offered a "bucket of fries"? It was actually a v large soft drink cup full of fries, but still quite a thing to promise.

― Dark Notion (Abbott), Monday, 15 February 2010 16:57 (sixteen years ago)

how do you liek your eggs in the morning? in a BUCKET motherfucker. yeah i thought so keep walking.

patton oswalt did a skit on a similar subject: the kfc bucket.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tfan5MacmsI

― Daniel, Esq., Monday, 15 February 2010 16:58 (sixteen years ago)

(xpost) Can you still get those large large large sized soft drinks that are larger than the capacity of the average human stomach?

― might seem normal (snoball), Monday, 15 February 2010 16:58 (sixteen years ago)

http://www.smithmyers-superette.com/img_fries.gif

^^greatest fries ever

― dyao, Monday, 15 February 2010 16:59 (sixteen years ago)

http://healthydiet.weblogstop.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/big-gulp.jpg

― dyao, Monday, 15 February 2010 17:00 (sixteen years ago)

roscoes imo

― max, Monday, 15 February 2010 17:21 (sixteen years ago)

patton oswalt did a skit on a similar subject: the kfc bucket.

FAILURE PILE IN A SADNESS BOWL.

― t(o_o)t (ENBB), Monday, 15 February 2010 17:40 (sixteen years ago)

That was before he'd eaten one! Here he reviews the actual thing: http://www.avclub.com/articles/av-club-taste-test-special-the-bowl-at-the-howling,2130/

― StanM, Monday, 15 February 2010 17:47 (sixteen years ago)

hi all,

do any of you guys know where I can locate a KFC buffet while in the states?

― The smile on my face, disguises the case, I bury the truth deep down in (ken c), Monday, 15 February 2010 17:58 (sixteen years ago)

Everything inside the store—including the employees and customers—looked like it had been rubbed with sad ham.

― Bangkok Serious starring Yahoo Dangerous (Pillbox), Monday, 15 February 2010 18:00 (sixteen years ago)

sorry i felt like a random googler just asking that question but there is a burning need to ask this question and y'all seem knowledgeable on these issues

― The smile on my face, disguises the case, I bury the truth deep down in (ken c), Monday, 15 February 2010 18:00 (sixteen years ago)

no no, it's a good question. in fact, there's a new super-size bucket that may replace your interest in the buffet.

http://www.tvgasm.com/shows/images/biggestloser/KFC-Releases.jpg

― Daniel, Esq., Monday, 15 February 2010 18:01 (sixteen years ago)

lest we not forget: the KFC double-down sandwich

http://sweettater.files.wordpress.com/2009/08/kfc-doubledown4.jpg

― Bangkok Serious starring Yahoo Dangerous (Pillbox), Monday, 15 February 2010 18:03 (sixteen years ago)

how can any size bucket replace my interest in the buffet, which is equivalent to an infinitely large bucket?

― The smile on my face, disguises the case, I bury the truth deep down in (ken c), Monday, 15 February 2010 18:04 (sixteen years ago)

there are limits to the human stomach, if not human imagination.

― Daniel, Esq., Monday, 15 February 2010 18:04 (sixteen years ago)

but OMG THE DOUBLE DOWN

― The smile on my face, disguises the case, I bury the truth deep down in (ken c), Monday, 15 February 2010 18:05 (sixteen years ago)

xpost have you been to this thread?
Ipso Fatso

― The smile on my face, disguises the case, I bury the truth deep down in (ken c), Monday, 15 February 2010 18:08 (sixteen years ago)

does kfc even have a buffet?

― this is awful I want Togo home (harbl), Monday, 15 February 2010 18:23 (sixteen years ago)

yes i've been told about this mythical place a while ago!

― The smile on my face, disguises the case, I bury the truth deep down in (ken c), Monday, 15 February 2010 18:47 (sixteen years ago)

OK FOUND SOME!

― The smile on my face, disguises the case, I bury the truth deep down in (ken c), Monday, 15 February 2010 19:02 (sixteen years ago)

by some i mean one!
4415 Western Avenue
Knoxville, TN 37921
(865)523-3826 3.75 miles
Driving Directions Buffet: Y
Late Night Hours: N

― The smile on my face, disguises the case, I bury the truth deep down in (ken c), Monday, 15 February 2010 19:05 (sixteen years ago)

^^^proposing new documentary project to nijoli

― tehresa, Monday, 15 February 2010 20:37 (sixteen years ago)

How is it that every thread ends up being about junk food y'all are piggies ;_;

― millivanillimillenary (Trayce), Monday, 15 February 2010 20:37 (sixteen years ago)

^^^proposing new documentary project to nijoli

― tehresa, Monday, February 15, 2010 8:37 PM

Get it bank-rolled and you are on!

― MC Short Shorts (Nijoli), Monday, 15 February 2010 22:06 (sixteen years ago)

Hahaha god that Patton Oswalt bit.

― Möbius dick (╓abies), Monday, 15 February 2010 23:49 (sixteen years ago)

xp to darragh: well then i have internet crushes on you AND ti4rn4n! chocolate is def the way to my heart, fyi.

― just1n3, Tuesday, 16 February 2010 01:26 (sixteen years ago)

^ freaky on the internet for hibernian chocolate correspondence. that's.......quite a niche.

― quiz show flat-track bully (darraghmac), Tuesday, 16 February 2010 10:06 (sixteen years ago)

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