what's the queen's beef?

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this dude just swore up and down that the queen orders her beef straight from botswana! "she can taste the difference" he says

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Tuesday, 10 February 2004 14:45 (twenty-two years ago)

this dude is a mentalist.

― MarkH (MarkH), Tuesday, 10 February 2004 14:48 (twenty-two years ago)

or, alternatively, the queen's beef is with the architect and builders of the new Scottish Parliament, as she hates the way it obscures her nice view when she comes to stay at Holyrood. Allegedly.

― MarkH (MarkH), Tuesday, 10 February 2004 15:00 (twenty-two years ago)

if anybody knows the queen can they ask her??

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Tuesday, 10 February 2004 15:02 (twenty-two years ago)

who is this Queen you speak of?

― My Huckleberry Friend (Horace Mann), Tuesday, 10 February 2004 15:03 (twenty-two years ago)

Sure ain't Fred Mercury, Huck!

― t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Tuesday, 10 February 2004 15:08 (twenty-two years ago)

apparently the Queen still has major beef with Nancy Reagan after the time she picked up her handbag by mistake (they were identical) and took it back to Capitol Hill with her after a visit to Balmoral. this is actually how Nancy became a pothead, as Her Madge has been known to keep her stash in her bag - why do you think she's always carrying it on her arm on Royal jaunts?

― stevem (blueski), Tuesday, 10 February 2004 15:36 (twenty-two years ago)

what's the been's queef?

― My Huckleberry Friend (Horace Mann), Tuesday, 10 February 2004 15:36 (twenty-two years ago)

one year passes...

queen sonned by blakk chef in boswana beef

― ken c (ken c), Saturday, 2 April 2005 16:04 (twenty years ago)

what's beef? beef is when the queen ain't safe up on the street
beef is when you up against the whole royal fleet
beef is umm HRH
guaranteed to let them eat mo' cake

― Thomas Tallis (Tommy), Saturday, 2 April 2005 23:47 (twenty years ago)

J. LaRue spelled sideways is JA RULE!

― Curious George Finds the Ether Bottle (Rock Hardy), Saturday, 2 April 2005 23:50 (twenty years ago)

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