Nutty Nigel says that if you want your girl to do something for you then jabbing her with an electric prod is not the way to see it done...

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My mate, Violent Vic, right, he carries a cattle prod at home and jolts his missus with it when he wants something done. I think this is wrong because now she's reported him to the police and he's going to jail. I just want to warn other people that the consequences for this sort of behaviour are serious.

― Nutty Nigel (Nutty Nigel), Wednesday, 11 February 2004 09:42 (twenty-two years ago)

Cos otherwise we'd all do it you know?

― Nutty Nigel (Nutty Nigel), Wednesday, 11 February 2004 09:42 (twenty-two years ago)

whatever.

― mark grout (mark grout), Wednesday, 11 February 2004 09:45 (twenty-two years ago)

do the people at the unemployment office know yr using the computer this way mr viz-lite?

― ha ha, Wednesday, 11 February 2004 09:48 (twenty-two years ago)

I work in a slaughterhouse mate and have done for 15 years, cos I'm nutty.

― Nutty Nigel (Nutty Nigel), Wednesday, 11 February 2004 09:52 (twenty-two years ago)

Wot's a slaughterhouse mate? Is it pronounce ma-tee? as in matte?

― ha ha, Wednesday, 11 February 2004 09:53 (twenty-two years ago)

Hi Calum!!!

― dffvbdfv, Wednesday, 11 February 2004 09:58 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.chickenlover.ca/lover/cfo_barn/chicken.gif

― mark grout (mark grout), Wednesday, 11 February 2004 10:06 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.osric.com/~jeremy/glitch.jpg

― Kingfish Beatbox Botox Funktion (Kingfish), Wednesday, 11 February 2004 14:36 (twenty-two years ago)

heh, 'melons'

― stevem (blueski), Wednesday, 11 February 2004 14:37 (twenty-two years ago)

Ok FINE I'll send you some cum mailorder just PLEASE PLEASE stop mailing me about it at work

― Silly Sailor (Andrew Thames), Wednesday, 11 February 2004 14:38 (twenty-two years ago)

It bears repeating:

Nutty Nigel's weekly adventures in The Beano are not to be missed.

― pete s, Wednesday, 11 February 2004 14:41 (twenty-two years ago)

No seriously stop, I have a film canister ready, I just need a toilet break LEAVE ME ALONE I'M DOING IT!

― Silly Sailor (Andrew Thames), Wednesday, 11 February 2004 14:47 (twenty-two years ago)

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