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in this thread, we discuss thread titles which would automatically get over 500 responses.

also, the "Laugh out loud" threads are not included.

― Kingfish Beatbox Botox Funktion (Kingfish), Wednesday, 11 February 2004 18:43 (twenty-two years ago)

"Momus and JJ's tits"

― jel -- (jel), Wednesday, 11 February 2004 18:46 (twenty-two years ago)

also, trolling thread subjects are allowed...

― Kingfish Beatbox Botox Funktion (Kingfish), Wednesday, 11 February 2004 18:46 (twenty-two years ago)

Fudge - classic or dud?

Sex tips for pedants

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 11 February 2004 18:46 (twenty-two years ago)

Put it in The Butt

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 11 February 2004 18:47 (twenty-two years ago)

Give a Thread Title that's guaranteed to generate over 500 posts...

― gygax! (gygax!), Wednesday, 11 February 2004 18:47 (twenty-two years ago)

"You doing your housework (picture thread)" 3 pictures, 497 comments.

― jel -- (jel), Wednesday, 11 February 2004 18:48 (twenty-two years ago)

Black people have difficulty making quality music

― Sym (shmuel), Wednesday, 11 February 2004 18:50 (twenty-two years ago)

"Come Anticipate Kill Bill Vol 2 With Me"

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 11 February 2004 18:50 (twenty-two years ago)

Does anyone actually remember Kill Bill?

― Markelby (Mark C), Wednesday, 11 February 2004 18:51 (twenty-two years ago)

"Quack_*_Quack I am a Ducjk"

― jel -- (jel), Wednesday, 11 February 2004 18:51 (twenty-two years ago)

I remember Kill Bill, it was good.

― jel -- (jel), Wednesday, 11 February 2004 18:52 (twenty-two years ago)

"What's your favourite number?"

― Jerry the Nipper (Jerrynipper), Wednesday, 11 February 2004 18:53 (twenty-two years ago)

Nu-garage is so much more real than top 40 R&B

― Kingfish Beatbox Botox Funktion (Kingfish), Wednesday, 11 February 2004 18:54 (twenty-two years ago)

"list thread: numbers 1-1,000,000" (It'd be high concept)

― jel -- (jel), Wednesday, 11 February 2004 18:54 (twenty-two years ago)

" you can't pretend you're not a rimjob queen if we've all seen the hershey moustache "

― Kingfish Beatbox Botox Funktion (Kingfish), Wednesday, 11 February 2004 18:55 (twenty-two years ago)

"A*j*a, c/d, what?"

― My Huckleberry Friend (Horace Mann), Wednesday, 11 February 2004 18:56 (twenty-two years ago)

(but only during school holidays)

― My Huckleberry Friend (Horace Mann), Wednesday, 11 February 2004 18:57 (twenty-two years ago)

"Top 500 Attractions of or Euphemisms for Butt Sex"

― Kingfish Beatbox Botox Funktion (Kingfish), Wednesday, 11 February 2004 18:58 (twenty-two years ago)

"Silly joke threads about butt sex are so overrated and a symptom of ILX's general decline"

― jel -- (jel), Wednesday, 11 February 2004 19:00 (twenty-two years ago)

Japanese people are shit, isn't that right, Mr Curry?

― Sick Nouthall (Nick Southall), Wednesday, 11 February 2004 19:01 (twenty-two years ago)

This is the thread in which we post like Aja

― Sym (shmuel), Wednesday, 11 February 2004 19:03 (twenty-two years ago)

"T/S: Blount vs Momus"

― Kingfish Beatbox Botox Funktion (Kingfish), Wednesday, 11 February 2004 19:03 (twenty-two years ago)

T/S: Paris Hilton vs Momus

― scott seward (scott seward), Wednesday, 11 February 2004 19:08 (twenty-two years ago)

random strangers don't do anything for my veins!!!

― gygax! (gygax!), Wednesday, 11 February 2004 19:20 (twenty-two years ago)

The tokenism of rockism

― Sym (shmuel), Wednesday, 11 February 2004 19:42 (twenty-two years ago)

How the P&J Poll Would Look If You Took Out All The Votes by Jews

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Wednesday, 11 February 2004 19:44 (twenty-two years ago)

It wouldn't exist!

― Sym (shmuel), Wednesday, 11 February 2004 19:45 (twenty-two years ago)

So easy:

XXX_Hot Girl-On-Girl Action Staring the Ladies of ILE_XXX

― Jeanne Fury (Jeanne Fury), Wednesday, 11 February 2004 19:46 (twenty-two years ago)

Taking Sides: Supergrass vs Marvin Gaye (Why won't anyone meet me for a FAP, huh? Scared of me?)

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Wednesday, 11 February 2004 19:47 (twenty-two years ago)

That should say "Starring" not "Staring." Doy.

― Jeanne Fury (Jeanne Fury), Wednesday, 11 February 2004 19:48 (twenty-two years ago)

"Why OutKast is more Racist than Eminem Is"

(or, alternately)

"Why All Rock Writers are Racist"

― Kingfish Beatbox Botox Funktion (Kingfish), Wednesday, 11 February 2004 19:51 (twenty-two years ago)

Geir Hongro RIP

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Wednesday, 11 February 2004 19:53 (twenty-two years ago)

Calum Gets Ass Kicked and Innards Eaten by Gay Glasgow Skinheads.

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Wednesday, 11 February 2004 19:56 (twenty-two years ago)

Definitely NOT "this is the thread where we discuss the Junos, Canada's version of the Grammy Awards, interesting only because of the intrigue as to whether Sarah McLachlan, Shania Twain or Celine Dion will be more highly honoured this near"

― My Huckleberry Friend (Horace Mann), Wednesday, 11 February 2004 19:59 (twenty-two years ago)

While "this is the thread in which we discuss Canada's version of MTV" is well on its way

― Sym (shmuel), Wednesday, 11 February 2004 20:00 (twenty-two years ago)

I like staring better! :-)

< /insufferable moron>

― Matos W.K. (M Matos), Wednesday, 11 February 2004 20:04 (twenty-two years ago)

"Johnny Fitz Laguardia Gambini Sings Just For You"

― j4n (Wintermute), Wednesday, 11 February 2004 20:10 (twenty-two years ago)

Last poster to THIS thread wins the big cash prize

It occurs to me that the number of answers you get to a thread you start is a bit like an innings in cricket. 'Unanswered' being the equivalent of a duck. I've only started one thread so far, and it got 97 replies. I think of this as an excellent debut, nerves finally getting the better of me as I approached my century, caught in the gully after a wild attempt to get it in one shot.

― Joe Kay (feethurt), Wednesday, 11 February 2004 20:16 (twenty-two years ago)

Taking sides:David Hasselhof vs Pamela Anderson

― Billy Dods (Billy Dods), Wednesday, 11 February 2004 22:18 (twenty-two years ago)

Pitchfork v. hats v. race v. censorship v. trolls v. metathreads v. masturbation v. Vice v. more race v. meat helmets v. Bush v. humanity v. luge v. lists v. religion v. trivia v. sexcam v. cat's cradles v. underage v. Basement Jaxx v. barely legal v. Pitchfork again v. race queens v. 50 foot queenie v. God v. Ned Raggett v. office bitchfest v. clockwatching v. Apple lust objects v. hipsters v. kittens.

― Momus (Momus), Wednesday, 11 February 2004 22:52 (twenty-two years ago)

i hate hipster kittens.

― scott seward (scott seward), Wednesday, 11 February 2004 22:53 (twenty-two years ago)

they think that they're better than everyone else.

― scott seward (scott seward), Wednesday, 11 February 2004 22:54 (twenty-two years ago)

POX: Your 10 Favorite Fonts

― christhamrin (christhamrin), Wednesday, 11 February 2004 23:03 (twenty-two years ago)

DOO: an ILX0r

― gygax! (gygax!), Wednesday, 11 February 2004 23:26 (twenty-two years ago)

Does anyone actually remember Kill Bill?

Dude, how can you ask this on a forum that I post to???

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 11 February 2004 23:36 (twenty-two years ago)

(I mean, unless there's an implicit "except for Dan because he's a fucking zombie for shit like that" in there that I missed...!)

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 11 February 2004 23:36 (twenty-two years ago)

Nickelback - Classic or Classic?
Why Aren't Women Funny?
Black People Can't Sing

I definietly do NOT share theses sentiments, but as thread titles they would certainly generate a massive amount of posts. And I hope to god that most of the responses to these thread would be angry and negative, otherwise ILX is FUCKED.

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Thursday, 12 February 2004 00:30 (twenty-two years ago)

definietly = definitely
theses = these

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Thursday, 12 February 2004 00:32 (twenty-two years ago)

= I can't spell/I type too fast.

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Thursday, 12 February 2004 00:32 (twenty-two years ago)

Although A Good Old-Fashion Melody Never Goes Out Of Fashion, I Do Quite Like The New T Da Pimp Mixtape

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Thursday, 12 February 2004 00:35 (twenty-two years ago)

"People on this board I don't like"

― Prude (Prude), Thursday, 12 February 2004 01:36 (twenty-two years ago)

God v. Ned Raggett

I think he would get the drop on me.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 12 February 2004 01:36 (twenty-two years ago)

When The Current Admnistration Realizes Dizzee Rascal Isn't An Artist Of Mass Importance, Will They Blame Those British Intelligence Reports?

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Thursday, 12 February 2004 02:42 (twenty-two years ago)

define "irony"

― nate detritus (natedetritus), Thursday, 12 February 2004 02:48 (twenty-two years ago)

C/D: Women (not men)

― may pang (maypang), Thursday, 12 February 2004 02:49 (twenty-two years ago)

For the love of god, why don't people like Dave Matthews!?

― Trayce (trayce), Thursday, 12 February 2004 02:58 (twenty-two years ago)

Hipsters: Dud or dudder?

― Trayce (trayce), Thursday, 12 February 2004 02:59 (twenty-two years ago)

Why I hate Vice magazine and you should too, Momus

― Trayce (trayce), Thursday, 12 February 2004 02:59 (twenty-two years ago)

"taking sides: Super Sloppy Double Dare vs. Family Double Dare; alternately, taking sides: Gak vs. Slime"

― A Nairn (moretap), Thursday, 12 February 2004 03:46 (twenty-two years ago)

POP ME WITH A FUNK BUBBLE!

― omg, Thursday, 12 February 2004 03:48 (twenty-two years ago)

Jesus's Autopsy Revealed. Any Opinions?

― jim wentworth (wench), Thursday, 12 February 2004 06:02 (twenty-two years ago)

Jess's Autopsy Revealed. Any Opinions?

― Kim (Kim), Thursday, 12 February 2004 06:13 (twenty-two years ago)

Taking Sides: Penises vs Vaginas

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Thursday, 12 February 2004 06:17 (twenty-two years ago)

WTF: Alexis Petridis devotes all of this week's Guardian review to comprehensive character assassination of all ILX posters

― M Carty (mj_c), Thursday, 12 February 2004 09:03 (twenty-two years ago)

Tell me why not to vote for George Bush

― Sym (shmuel), Thursday, 12 February 2004 09:05 (twenty-two years ago)

two months pass...

Countdown 501: Add an artist to this list

― mark grout (mark grout), Friday, 23 April 2004 13:01 (twenty-one years ago)

"John C3na & Kany3 West to release duet album!!!111!"

― Kingfish Disraeli (Kingfish), Friday, 23 April 2004 15:34 (twenty-one years ago)

Mi asno es muy itchy.

― The Huckle-Buck (Horace Mann), Friday, 23 April 2004 15:37 (twenty-one years ago)

Hey, My Roommate's Having Butt Sex in the Next Room, C/D?

― The Huckle-Buck (Horace Mann), Friday, 23 April 2004 15:38 (twenty-one years ago)

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