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Tomorrow I will eradicate CRIME

― TOMBOT, Thursday, 12 February 2004 01:07 (twenty-two years ago)

Please stop scaring my cat with a vaccuum.

― Allyzay, Thursday, 12 February 2004 01:10 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm sorry, my brain just locked up.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 12 February 2004 01:11 (twenty-two years ago)

EVERYONE KNOWS ITS TIME TO MAKE A PUSSY JOKE NOW, NED, YOU DORKWAD!!!!!

― Allyzay, Thursday, 12 February 2004 01:12 (twenty-two years ago)

Now I'm laughing too hard to say anything! So I won't! Except this!

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 12 February 2004 01:13 (twenty-two years ago)

Yeah I've heard THAT before.

― Allyzay, Thursday, 12 February 2004 01:15 (twenty-two years ago)

just remember to empty the bag(puss), magic nice dj lady

― stevem (blueski), Thursday, 12 February 2004 01:17 (twenty-two years ago)

Ned, if you're laughing please type LOL otherwise we cannot fully get the idea.

― dean! (deangulberry), Thursday, 12 February 2004 01:18 (twenty-two years ago)

My next week's show will be better, I have compiled INTRO MUSIC so that it's not just dead air + my voice whenever the music goes away, I hated that and it made me nervous.

― Allyzay, Thursday, 12 February 2004 01:20 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.1sourcesupplies.com/1source-HotProducts/Expire-0-2001/shopvac-lg.jpg

http://image.allmusic.com/00/amg/cov200/dre600/e661/e66161krp6x.jpg

― Elvis Telecom (Chris Barrus), Thursday, 12 February 2004 01:21 (twenty-two years ago)

THAT'S what Tom bought? Jesus christ wtf.

― Allyzay, Thursday, 12 February 2004 01:23 (twenty-two years ago)

intro music huh? i hope it's Ironside Title Theme mixed with pulsating 909 kickdrums and those 'jokey' sound effects you get on library CDs

― stevem (blueski), Thursday, 12 February 2004 01:23 (twenty-two years ago)

i love the idea of Tom running around sucking up dust, and perps

― stevem (blueski), Thursday, 12 February 2004 01:24 (twenty-two years ago)

in a cape

― stevem (blueski), Thursday, 12 February 2004 01:25 (twenty-two years ago)

The cape is crucial.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 12 February 2004 01:25 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.barkpsychosis.com/Assets/Imaqes/CDS-Metal5.jpg

― Elvis Telecom (Chris Barrus), Thursday, 12 February 2004 01:27 (twenty-two years ago)

Dude I was TOTALLY thinking Ironside but the clip I have on my computer is too short, I'll have to DOWNLOAD it off the INTERNET and that's BAD. etc.

― Allyzay, Thursday, 12 February 2004 01:28 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.1sourcesupplies.com/1source-HotProducts/Expire-0-2001/shopvac-lg.jpg http://home.houston.rr.com/dpstudios/images/gallery/maximilian2.jpg

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Thursday, 12 February 2004 01:45 (twenty-two years ago)

six months pass...

YES

― TOMBOT, Monday, 16 August 2004 21:37 (twenty-one years ago)

http://digilander.libero.it/emiliolab/img/pokeyyes.gif

― Dirty Muriel (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 16 August 2004 21:40 (twenty-one years ago)

ihttp://www.plug4.com/shop_vac_attack.jpeg

― Nemo (JND), Monday, 16 August 2004 21:40 (twenty-one years ago)

That looks like Alex in NYC.

― dean? (deangulberry), Monday, 16 August 2004 21:42 (twenty-one years ago)

Not with a Jurassic 5 t-shirt on.

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 16 August 2004 21:45 (twenty-one years ago)

I was mostly referring to the vacuum on the crotch.

― dean? (deangulberry), Monday, 16 August 2004 21:48 (twenty-one years ago)

Everyone with a vacuum hose on their jimmy looks the same to you.

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 16 August 2004 21:56 (twenty-one years ago)

I ignore skin color. The vac is what matters most.

― dean? (deangulberry), Monday, 16 August 2004 21:56 (twenty-one years ago)

six months pass...

I AM... CHAMPION OF EARTH

― TOMBOT, Friday, 11 March 2005 02:12 (twenty-one years ago)

I like how people can tell just how often you actually vacuum by the number of revivals you have done!!

― Allyzay Dallas Multi-Pass (allyzay), Friday, 11 March 2005 02:21 (twenty-one years ago)

sometimes I just hit the high spots and don't actually do the whole apartment, this time I was just rather impressed at how it managed to suck up all the cat hair, pennies and the combined shattered glass of 3 lightbulbs all in a single sortie, and even get the futon cover clean

― TOMBOT, Friday, 11 March 2005 02:25 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.livejournal.com/userpic/13808474/68690

He's disrepectful to dirt!

― Trayce (trayce), Friday, 11 March 2005 02:29 (twenty-one years ago)

"single sortie"?

― Allyzay Dallas Multi-Pass (allyzay), Friday, 11 March 2005 02:35 (twenty-one years ago)

WAIT YOU LEFT ALL THAT BROKEN GLASS ALL DAY WITH THE CAT!!! HE IS GOING TO POOP GLASS NOW!!! WTF!!!

― Allyzay Dallas Multi-Pass (allyzay), Friday, 11 March 2005 02:35 (twenty-one years ago)

You guys totally should have your own sitcom!

― Trayce (trayce), Friday, 11 March 2005 02:42 (twenty-one years ago)

he's not going to poop glass, cardboard and lightbulbs taste nothing alike, trust me

― TOMBOT, Friday, 11 March 2005 02:49 (twenty-one years ago)

It wouldn't surprise me if you knew that from first-hand experience, Dr. Bombay.

― Allyzay Dallas Multi-Pass (allyzay), Friday, 11 March 2005 03:34 (twenty-one years ago)

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