Anyone here into illegal bare knuckle fighting?

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I put bets on this all the time and even take my mate, Wasted Wilson, and his ten year old kid along sometimes. We've been trying to get his kid into the children's league - but we're a bit scared he's not taken enough training yet (usually a few led pipes to the head'll toughen you up). Sometimes I like to jump into the ring with a chain and swing it about and challenge anyone to take a shot, cos I'm nuts - you know what I'm saying eh? If some gay lord goes down in a minute or so and I have the wife's food vouchers on it then I'll usually pick the git up and smash a banjo over his face. That'll tell him not to rumble with the big boys. You know what I mean?

― Nutty Nigel (Nutty Nigel), Thursday, 12 February 2004 09:48 (twenty-two years ago)

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― stevem (blueski), Thursday, 12 February 2004 10:09 (twenty-two years ago)

I actually thought this was a serious thread :(

― DJ Mencap (DJ Mencap), Thursday, 12 February 2004 10:28 (twenty-two years ago)

the first rule of fight club is...

― ipsofacto (ipsofacto), Thursday, 12 February 2004 10:39 (twenty-two years ago)

no smoking

― stevem (blueski), Thursday, 12 February 2004 10:49 (twenty-two years ago)

Actually, this 'Nutty Nigel' thing isn't working, is it? It's fucking desperate stuff.

― Nutty Nigel., Thursday, 12 February 2004 11:31 (twenty-two years ago)

well observed (for once)

― stevem (blueski), Thursday, 12 February 2004 11:32 (twenty-two years ago)

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― Prude (Prude), Thursday, 12 February 2004 11:34 (twenty-two years ago)

where and when Nutty Nigel?

― chris (chris), Thursday, 12 February 2004 11:38 (twenty-two years ago)

where is bazza when we need him?

― Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Thursday, 12 February 2004 11:40 (twenty-two years ago)

Someone keeps posting as me - he's gonna get a flat nose. Fact.

― Nutty Nigel (Nutty Nigel), Thursday, 12 February 2004 11:49 (twenty-two years ago)

try it

― chris (chris), Thursday, 12 February 2004 11:50 (twenty-two years ago)

Chris, you porky ponce, you're a sweet little moron but you're out of your league here. I'll make you look like a fucking ham sandwich.

(To avoid misunderstandings, I'm only joking - I'm not really gonna fight anyone. Do you think I'm daft?)

But anyway... Grrr! Come on then, you pansy!

― Nutty Nigel., Thursday, 12 February 2004 12:00 (twenty-two years ago)

Hoi, cut it out.

― Nutty Nigel (Nutty Nigel), Thursday, 12 February 2004 12:01 (twenty-two years ago)

That'll work

― Silly Sailor (Andrew Thames), Thursday, 12 February 2004 12:02 (twenty-two years ago)

Bastard copying my name - you can't copy ME. I chew nails for breakfast, right?

― Nutty Nigel (Nutty Nigel), Thursday, 12 February 2004 12:02 (twenty-two years ago)

biting one's nails is a bad habit

― the surface noise (electricsound), Thursday, 12 February 2004 12:15 (twenty-two years ago)

I would be but I get skeerd.

― Francis Watlington (Francis Watlington), Thursday, 12 February 2004 12:27 (twenty-two years ago)

Ok Calum here. I'm going to keep the hard nut thing going cos well, it seriously gets me off, but you know it's me. Sorry for being such a prick! My mum called me an arsehole the other day, so i'm a bit down at the moment. But I knew ILX would understand.

― Nutty Nigel,, Thursday, 12 February 2004 12:31 (twenty-two years ago)

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― Jarlr'mai (jarlrmai), Thursday, 12 February 2004 14:04 (twenty-two years ago)

Good effort

― DJ Mencap (DJ Mencap), Thursday, 12 February 2004 14:57 (twenty-two years ago)

I chew nails for breakfast, right?

Oh Nigel, you big oaf. You can chew my nail anytime.

xoxoxo

Brutal Bronson

― JUSTDstealingimagesandbandwdithisnotcoolE, Thursday, 12 February 2004 15:30 (twenty-two years ago)

Stevem's image in the first reply is very sexy.

― Eyeball Kicks (Eyeball Kicks), Thursday, 12 February 2004 15:39 (twenty-two years ago)

I hate being confused with other guy.

― Nutty Nigel (Nutty Nigel), Thursday, 12 February 2004 15:40 (twenty-two years ago)

I have spotted how to tell you apart

― Ste (Fuzzy), Thursday, 12 February 2004 15:44 (twenty-two years ago)

jeez, at least come up with better fake names for fake mates. "Wasted Wilson" is shite, but had you said that your bud "Philo Beddow" was big-time into bareknuckle fighting, even to the point of driving around the American Southwest with his brother & pet orangutang, hanging out in honky tonk bars, scaring up a fight here and there, and training to take on Tank Murdoch, we'd believe you.

― Kingfish Beatbox Botox Funktion (Kingfish), Thursday, 12 February 2004 15:52 (twenty-two years ago)

Right turn Clyde.

― Jarlr'mai (jarlrmai), Thursday, 12 February 2004 16:46 (twenty-two years ago)

(i was gonna post that, but i thought it was too obvious! sorry)

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Thursday, 12 February 2004 16:48 (twenty-two years ago)

plus, one of Ruth Gordon's finest moments.

"'HOSPITALITY?!' Hos-SHIT! *BOOOM*"

― Kingfish Beatbox Botox Funktion (Kingfish), Thursday, 12 February 2004 16:50 (twenty-two years ago)

>"(i was gonna post that, but i thought it was too obvious! sorry)"

Nothings too obvious for ILX.

― Jarlr'mai (jarlrmai), Thursday, 12 February 2004 16:56 (twenty-two years ago)

That was my first mistake! *slaps forehead*

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Thursday, 12 February 2004 16:58 (twenty-two years ago)

Nutty Nigel makes me think of the student-hating guy on OPM.

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Thursday, 12 February 2004 17:04 (twenty-two years ago)

or a character from Viz, but with a better name. Like maybe "Ninety a Day Nigel". No that's shit too.

― Ste (Fuzzy), Thursday, 12 February 2004 17:08 (twenty-two years ago)

Combat Colin

― stevem (blueski), Thursday, 12 February 2004 17:15 (twenty-two years ago)

Clouting Thomas

― stevem (blueski), Thursday, 12 February 2004 17:16 (twenty-two years ago)

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Ann Coulter here approves.

― Kingfish Beatbox Botox Funktion (Kingfish), Friday, 13 February 2004 21:58 (twenty-two years ago)

three years pass...

Bit hard to read, this thread

― Dom Passantino, Friday, 6 July 2007 10:47 (eighteen years ago)

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