KERRY GOT A BLOWJOB!

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Not this shit again.

― ddgg, Thursday, 12 February 2004 16:42 (twenty-two years ago)

lucky bastard.

― dean! (deangulberry), Thursday, 12 February 2004 16:44 (twenty-two years ago)

i refuse to accept information from a website as hideous as that.

― dyson (dyson), Thursday, 12 February 2004 16:49 (twenty-two years ago)

A hard press against Kerry when it's not even March yet = are they actually scared of the guy or just realizing that BushCo really look like tools these days and need all the help they can get?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 12 February 2004 16:51 (twenty-two years ago)

i hate people and i hate the fucking world.

― Kingfish Beatbox Botox Funktion (Kingfish), Thursday, 12 February 2004 16:51 (twenty-two years ago)

shit. It looks like Bush's people don't want to talk about Bush being AWOL anymore, so they are going to take steps towards going nuclear. Kerry's Vietnam record is too much for them to handle, so they want to bring on a weakened Dean or Edwards?

I hope Kerry wasn't kidding about fighting with the gloves off, and has some stuff on Dubya's longterm alcohol and cocaine problems. Maybe they have something on his changed Texas driver's license.

― badgerminor (badgerminor), Thursday, 12 February 2004 16:53 (twenty-two years ago)

PINKOS KEEP IT IN YOUR PANTS

― lawrence kansas (lawrence kansas), Thursday, 12 February 2004 16:54 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/specials/elections/chi-0402120343feb12,1,1807361.story?coll=chi-electionsprint-hed

― gygax! (gygax!), Thursday, 12 February 2004 16:57 (twenty-two years ago)

clinton got a blowjob -- and drudge pushed that story.

now they're saying that kerry got a blowjob -- and drudge is also pushing this story.

put 2 and 2 together. DO THE WINGNUTS REALLY WANNA GO THERE?

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Thursday, 12 February 2004 16:59 (twenty-two years ago)

blowjobs are presidential?

― badgerminor (badgerminor), Thursday, 12 February 2004 17:01 (twenty-two years ago)

I hope Kerry wasn't kidding about fighting with the gloves off, and has some stuff on Dubya's longterm alcohol and cocaine problems. Maybe they have something on his changed Texas driver's license.

Create mini "BushGate"? He might not bother use it (if at all), until the time is deadly, like the month before the polls.

― Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Thursday, 12 February 2004 17:02 (twenty-two years ago)

to be more blunt: make kerry look more like another clinton. which may piss off the wingnuts, the religious freaks, and the dittoheads; but to normal people LOOKS LIKE A DAMN GOOD THING IN COMPARISON TO WHAT'S SQUATTING IN THE OVAL OFFICE RIGHT NOW.

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Thursday, 12 February 2004 17:03 (twenty-two years ago)

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― may pang (maypang), Thursday, 12 February 2004 17:04 (twenty-two years ago)

yeah, i hope that Kerry has something on dumbya ... i SO want to bring it to these motherfuckers, have someone kick their teeth in and then put their feet deep up their asses.

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Thursday, 12 February 2004 17:04 (twenty-two years ago)

better yet, make him look like JFK, although that's a hard sell.

― badgerminor (badgerminor), Thursday, 12 February 2004 17:04 (twenty-two years ago)

I think K should go 'oh, come on, how original' if he says anything at all.

Will see what my friends working for Clark had to say.

― suzy (suzy), Thursday, 12 February 2004 17:05 (twenty-two years ago)

Alternately, Kerry could say he indeed got a blowjob, in the Oval Office, from Bush. Hilarity!

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 12 February 2004 17:11 (twenty-two years ago)

kerry to bush: "i got the blowjob from your WIFE, you limp-dick motherfucker!"

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Thursday, 12 February 2004 17:12 (twenty-two years ago)

So Dean doing the pro-wrestling whoop was just the start of that meme.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 12 February 2004 17:14 (twenty-two years ago)

smackdown!

who will die from falling from high wire suspension?

― badgerminor (badgerminor), Thursday, 12 February 2004 17:16 (twenty-two years ago)

Matt Drudge is the one who can eat a dick. Fucking rightwing pseudo-journalist if there ever was one.

― Aaron W (Aaron W), Thursday, 12 February 2004 17:16 (twenty-two years ago)

i thought we had established that dick-eating is a reward, not a punishment

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Thursday, 12 February 2004 17:19 (twenty-two years ago)

Who says Aaron was using "fucking rightwing psuedo-journalist" as an insult?

― Allyzay, Thursday, 12 February 2004 17:21 (twenty-two years ago)

No, getting dick eaten is a reward. Eating dick is a punishment.

(God, I hope that Aja doesn't wander into this thread. I feel like I've brought ILE down a notch today. MATT DRUDGE HAS WON!)

― Aaron W (Aaron W), Thursday, 12 February 2004 17:28 (twenty-two years ago)

Aaron again I submit that you are mistaken. It is the BAG of dicks that doth punish. Simple dick-eating is a pleasure that should not be doled out, ah, willy-nilly as it were. As far as being a rightwing psuedo-journalist goes: there ever was one. There ever were many. Drudge is one. Didn't I blow your mind this time, didn't I?

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Thursday, 12 February 2004 17:33 (twenty-two years ago)

Sen. John Kerry has been underway at TIME magazine, ABC NEWS, the WASHINGTON POST, THE HILL and the ASSOCIATED PRESS, where the woman in question once worked.

this is the part bugging me. All of these news organizations alleged have resources devoted to exploring this potential story, when there's a sitting president who took office under questionable circumstances who has blundered us into a poor economy, possibly bungled intelligence that may have prevented 9/11 (and obstructs true indepedent investigations) and definitely led the nation into a war of attrition under false pretenses.

― badgerminor (badgerminor), Thursday, 12 February 2004 17:36 (twenty-two years ago)

it's 1998, all over again.

as i said upthread, DOES BUSH REALLY WANNA GO THERE?!?

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Thursday, 12 February 2004 17:37 (twenty-two years ago)

is this showing up anywhere other than drudge yet?

and, oh yeah, Bush wants to go there... they're ready to burn Janet at the stake for flashing her tit down there. get ready for 4 more years, dudes.

― Fritz Wollner (Fritz), Thursday, 12 February 2004 17:39 (twenty-two years ago)

I got a blowjob too! < /proud >

― Markelby (Mark C), Thursday, 12 February 2004 17:40 (twenty-two years ago)

There are those, like mark s, who contend that even the sodomizing bee-stick represents a sublimated desire to literally fuck our enemies. One certainly must reflect, at least for a moment, on the irony of wanting Matt Drudge to "eat a dick" in exchange for writing an unsubstantiated rumor of dick-eating.

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Thursday, 12 February 2004 17:41 (twenty-two years ago)

Eschaton sez Fox is alll over it, and it's on Bston radio as well

― badgerminor (badgerminor), Thursday, 12 February 2004 17:41 (twenty-two years ago)

eat one dick

― gygax! (gygax!), Thursday, 12 February 2004 17:42 (twenty-two years ago)

it leads to another

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Thursday, 12 February 2004 17:43 (twenty-two years ago)

do they? think this through:

1998: unemployment rate 4.0% and jobs-a-plenty; country at peace; first budget surplus since the 60s.

2004: the opposite of all the following.

sure, there was monicagate in 1998 -- but no-one except the right-wing freaks wanted to impeach clinton, or waste all of the time and money in that tawdry little soap opera. and they lost seats in the 98 congressional election.

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Thursday, 12 February 2004 17:43 (twenty-two years ago)

Simple dick-eating is a pleasure that should not be doled out, ah, willy-nilly as it were.

Preach on, m'brother! Tis to be savored, as we know politicians have no feeling below their toupees. (Couldn't resist; moving on....)

DOES BUSH REALLY WANNA GO THERE?!

More like, is he so jaded/complacent at this point that he doesn't give a shit?

― Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Thursday, 12 February 2004 17:44 (twenty-two years ago)

eat two dicks, to cover each other
then you eat three dicks and, oh brother!
you're in dicks up to your ears!

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Thursday, 12 February 2004 17:45 (twenty-two years ago)

is he so jaded/complacent at this point that he cannot make the effort to ask an intern for a blowjob?

― badgerminor (badgerminor), Thursday, 12 February 2004 17:48 (twenty-two years ago)

I wish someone would give Blair a blojob.

― Jonathan Z. (Joanthan Z.), Thursday, 12 February 2004 17:52 (twenty-two years ago)

i wonder if kerry made her do tricks with a bottle of ketchup as opposed to a cigar. "I'll show you what the 57 stands for...zip."

― Chris V (Chris V), Thursday, 12 February 2004 17:53 (twenty-two years ago)

So Tracer; what's on your mind today?

― Patrick Kinghorn, Thursday, 12 February 2004 17:53 (twenty-two years ago)

Too late. His hair's already standing up.

(xpost)

― Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Thursday, 12 February 2004 17:54 (twenty-two years ago)

I wish someone would give Blair a blojob.

Ew, STOP THAT!!

― Kerry (dymaxia), Thursday, 12 February 2004 17:55 (twenty-two years ago)

I think it would be a great thing for the world if Matt Drudge was shot in the face at point blank range.

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Thursday, 12 February 2004 17:55 (twenty-two years ago)

I thought Drudge liked dick eating.

― tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Thursday, 12 February 2004 18:03 (twenty-two years ago)

Is anyone else humming the title of this thread to the tune of "Mary Had a Baby"?

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 12 February 2004 18:30 (twenty-two years ago)

BAHAHAHA holy shit. we did that song in senior year choir.

"oooohhhhhhh yeahhhh"

― Kingfish Beatbox Botox Funktion (Kingfish), Thursday, 12 February 2004 18:35 (twenty-two years ago)

or rather,

"ohhhhhh lawwwwwd"

― Kingfish Beatbox Botox Funktion (Kingfish), Thursday, 12 February 2004 18:35 (twenty-two years ago)

Close, Dan: "Gary Got a Boner" by the Replacements.

― Colin Meeder (Mert), Thursday, 12 February 2004 18:36 (twenty-two years ago)

Lesson to be learned: Republicans don't receive head. Therefore, it sucks to...oh wai

― Francis Watlington (Francis Watlington), Thursday, 12 February 2004 18:36 (twenty-two years ago)

Matt Drudge is the one who can eat a dick.

He'd enjoy that though! Wanting him to suffer should be the goal.

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Thursday, 12 February 2004 18:39 (twenty-two years ago)

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"kerry i give you blowjob!"

― Mobybär (llamasfur), Thursday, 12 February 2004 22:26 (twenty-two years ago)

Bush to voters:
I got 99 problems, but a bitch ain't one

Wonkette has a good take, as in, we're bored of it already.

― daria g (daria g), Friday, 13 February 2004 08:08 (twenty-two years ago)

wtf??
Across the pond, the standards are lower: The Scotsman and The Times figure out ways to cover the flap, covering their asses by attributing the news to a "right-wing news web site."

― zappi (joni), Friday, 13 February 2004 08:58 (twenty-two years ago)

Pandagon with a bit on how Drudge operates

― Kingfish Beatbox Botox Funktion (Kingfish), Friday, 13 February 2004 22:49 (twenty-two years ago)

NO HE DIDN'T!

― J (Jay), Monday, 16 February 2004 18:25 (twenty-two years ago)

While this contradicts everything I have read thus far, it may well put an end to the deal. Let's hope it cuts Drudge's credibility off for a while, anyway.

― J (Jay), Monday, 16 February 2004 18:26 (twenty-two years ago)

I knew this would blow over and disappear. Though this statement seems kind of buried (granted, the story itself never got much play in normal media).

― anthony kyle monday (akmonday), Monday, 16 February 2004 20:27 (twenty-two years ago)

kevin drum otm:

"Did John Kerry have an affair with an intern? Drudge says yes. Kerry says no. The intern says no. And her parents, who thought Kerry was a "sleazeball" a few days ago, now say they plan to vote for him for president.

I guess we can stick a fork in this one...."

― mark p (Mark P), Monday, 16 February 2004 20:29 (twenty-two years ago)

The woman in question is on friendster and describes herself thusly:

"just another hot piece of ass with a philosophy degree and a love for old movies. I'm afraid of death, hospitals and insects. I can't spell. I like old people. I want to travel the world reporting on injustices while taking the time to enjoy an umbrella drink when appropriate. "

― anthony kyle monday (akmonday), Monday, 16 February 2004 20:32 (twenty-two years ago)

FRIENDSTER LINK / USERNAME PLEASE!

― J (Jay), Monday, 16 February 2004 20:36 (twenty-two years ago)

Uh, I should make clear that that last post is not in < stalker > font . . . .

― J (Jay), Monday, 16 February 2004 20:37 (twenty-two years ago)

It's in the press release. Just search for her by first name last name. It's not that interesting (no pictures).

― anthony kyle monday (akmonday), Monday, 16 February 2004 20:38 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.friendster.com/user.jsp?id=170398

If you're connected to our own Aaron W. then you should be able to see it.

― anthony kyle monday (akmonday), Monday, 16 February 2004 20:39 (twenty-two years ago)

meanwhile, drudge does what he can to keep the story alive.

KERRY MYSTERY WOMAN DATED CAMPAIGN FINANCE CHIEF

― Kingfish Beatbox (Kingfish), Monday, 16 February 2004 20:39 (twenty-two years ago)

of course her fiance should take that testimonial down. They should take that shit down regardless before someone else finds it.

― anthony kyle monday (akmonday), Monday, 16 February 2004 20:42 (twenty-two years ago)

Whoa, not in my personal network! Apparently I'm too far removed from the circles of power . . .

― J (Jay), Monday, 16 February 2004 20:51 (twenty-two years ago)

Aaron W is my only connection to power and intrigue

― anthony kyle monday (akmonday), Monday, 16 February 2004 20:53 (twenty-two years ago)

Damn straight!

― Aaron W (Aaron W), Monday, 16 February 2004 21:19 (twenty-two years ago)

Anthony, I'm linked to you through @d@m, but it's still not working. Oh well.

― Chuck Tatum (Chuck Tatum), Monday, 16 February 2004 22:55 (twenty-two years ago)

her pic on Drudge is really pretty.

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Monday, 16 February 2004 23:18 (twenty-two years ago)

the OG

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Tuesday, 17 February 2004 01:05 (twenty-two years ago)

I actually think that some of the press is resisting this story (to their credit). Like it doesn't really seem to be blowing up into a huge deal or am I just reading/watching the wrong media?

― bnw (bnw), Tuesday, 17 February 2004 01:13 (twenty-two years ago)

it wasn't Drudge who broke the story, it was first reported and ignored here. A site that was started by someone who now works for Clark. Clark mentioned, off the record, that Kerry was going to be taken down by an intern scandal a week before Drudge didn't break the story.

― keith m (keithmcl), Tuesday, 17 February 2004 02:44 (twenty-two years ago)

keith leaves out the part where the guy who now works for Clark left the site (which features opinion from left, right and unaffiliated), and the info was posted by someone from the unaffiliated column who disavows any relationship to the Clark campaign and who claims to have gotten the info from an unidentified (and affiliation unidentified) source on Capitol Hill and posted it after being informed that Time would be running a story on the issue.

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Tuesday, 17 February 2004 03:43 (twenty-two years ago)

what i'd like to know is how its common knowledge what clark mentioned off the record? do journalists toss their rulebooks out the window when things get high stakes?

― mark p (Mark P), Tuesday, 17 February 2004 03:53 (twenty-two years ago)

I often think that Hesiod Theogeny may be my favorite blogger. But in pretending to be Mickey Kaus he outdoes himself.

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Tuesday, 17 February 2004 04:52 (twenty-two years ago)

My turn at Mickey Kaus... OK.. She did date the campaign finance chief, something happened/it ended badly.. someone finds out and decides this is a perfect way to smear the candidate by starting rumors that echo the Lewinsky case. It's too much like the Lewinsky case for it to be that. But maybe all these people are connected because of something, and it's not what people think it is - and whoever's pushing the story knows precisely how people will tend to connect the dots. The Friendster profile is fake. An intern scandal? If I were to think of a Kerry intern scandal, it would be something like Kerry pulling strings to secure internships for the kids of his rich friends.

― daria g (daria g), Tuesday, 17 February 2004 05:14 (twenty-two years ago)

I still say WHO CARES? What's wrong with oral sex?

We prefer J Edgar Hoover, normal on the outside and prancing about in dresses getting spanked at FBI office parties?

― Orbit (Orbit), Tuesday, 17 February 2004 05:19 (twenty-two years ago)

You know, the article that ought to be written is why people are fascinated and follow the media as it pounces on a new "scandal," but nobody actually votes on this shit...

― daria g (daria g), Tuesday, 17 February 2004 05:22 (twenty-two years ago)

Orbit, you're being incredibly naive if you think that your opinion on the matter is shared by suzy creamcheese and joe sixpack. A *real* sex scandal could be enough to destroy Kerry, since his entire appeal is his so-called "electability." Of course you're right, but we're talking politics here, and common sense most definitely does not apply.

― J (Jay), Tuesday, 17 February 2004 12:13 (twenty-two years ago)

I still say WHO CARES? What's wrong with oral sex?

Whoever created this thread title has been the only person to menton oral sex, or sex of any kind. To the extent that an affair was alluded to in the media, there were no specifics, but if in fact the affair alluded to happened, it would have constituted infidelity. Do you have a problem with that?

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Tuesday, 17 February 2004 14:15 (twenty-two years ago)

Selling Sleaze: A User's Guide
Ten ways to rationalize the publication of infidelity rumors.
By Timothy Noah

― Kingfish Beatbox (Kingfish), Tuesday, 17 February 2004 14:34 (twenty-two years ago)

More serious journalism

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Tuesday, 17 February 2004 17:00 (twenty-two years ago)

Wonkette mentions that the Friendster entry for the chick is already being cited as a source for somebody at the NYDN:

Whatevs. What's really exciting is the new precedent being set here: Once, you had to be the former lover of a leading presidential candidate to get your Friendster profile quoted in a major paper. What a silly, elitist standard. Grove has leveled the playing field: Now it just has to be rumored that you're the former lover of a leading presidential candidate. Or, hey, as long as the profile is embarrassing enough, who cares who you are! We're going to start working on ours now.

― Kingfish Beatbox (Kingfish), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 13:52 (twenty-two years ago)

New insufficiently-sourced (but "Developing..."?) scandal rumor. The subject - TX Gov Rick Perry - happens to be George W. Bush's former running mate.

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 19:51 (twenty-two years ago)

Maybe the guy will come out and then come out in favor of gay marriage. Fun!

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 20:03 (twenty-two years ago)

ONLY 2 THINGS FROM TEXAS ...

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 20:08 (twenty-two years ago)

what about this doctored photo of kerry standing beside jane fonda at an anti-vietnam rally, which was on the front of london's evening standard today. anydbody getting worked up by that over there?

― pete s, Wednesday, 18 February 2004 20:14 (twenty-two years ago)

Snopes is.

They actually ran that photo? With a disclaimer or not?

― Kingfish Beatbox (Kingfish), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 20:17 (twenty-two years ago)

that fake's already been rumbled, no? jeez, somebody must be very worried about Kerry

― zebedee (zebedee), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 20:18 (twenty-two years ago)

oh yeah the whole story was about the 'smear tactics' being visited on the kerry campaign; they showed the two original photos alngside the fake. i just wondered if the angle it's taking - that kerry is now being seriously targeted (following the blowjob nonscandal) - is being replicated in us media

― pete s, Wednesday, 18 February 2004 20:21 (twenty-two years ago)

NY Times ran both the original and the doctored photo to show it was a hoax last week.

― Aaron W (Aaron W), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 20:41 (twenty-two years ago)

I'd like Kerry more if that photo was real

― anthony kyle monday (akmonday), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 21:49 (twenty-two years ago)

two months pass...

oh lord

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Monday, 17 May 2004 03:51 (twenty-one years ago)

how much do you want to bet this is a photoshop job?

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Monday, 17 May 2004 03:53 (twenty-one years ago)

confession time: i got a softspot (read: hardon) for the blonde bush daughter

― cinniblount (James Blount), Monday, 17 May 2004 03:59 (twenty-one years ago)

twat of death

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Monday, 17 May 2004 04:01 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.towerblock.co.uk/images/tits03.jpg

― g--ff (gcannon), Monday, 17 May 2004 04:02 (twenty-one years ago)

that mummy-ific picture of Kerry is more disturbing

― kyle (akmonday), Monday, 17 May 2004 04:05 (twenty-one years ago)

The three sidebar photos are even worse!

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 17 May 2004 04:36 (twenty-one years ago)

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