crush archetypes

A) Angelina Jolie-like big-lipped big-eyed obviously insane/possibly extraterrestrial girls
2) very tiny Kylie Minogue-esque girls who are a good foot+ shorter than me
D)girls whose eyes (like mine) move independently of one another

All my crushes have something in common. I blame Shaggy off Scooby Doo.

I Like To Stare At: er, superindie girls like in that article.

I actually crush on: all types all over the place.

more importantly and more pervasively: sarcastic women, spooky women, actresses, writers, firebrands, and women who love to dance more than they actually CAN dance

that's about it. recently i realised that that's virtually a description of MY MOTHER. i'm gonna try not to spend too much time pondering on that cos i think it's more common (if perhaps dubious) than people think only they may not realise - i'm saying it's probably quite natural to be attracted to someone whose basic attributes vaguely resemble that of their parents - i sure hope so anyway...or shall i just go and sit other way away from the rest of you guys?

(my favourite Greek Myth is Prometheus & Pandora anyway)

Sadly my tastes remain as indie as they were 6 or 7 years ago.

I may at some point try to use mentalist Schopenhauer reasoning to prove backwards that this means I am clearly not a mod

Nichole, yesterday.

that sounds kind of cool to me

Ha, it sounds like the inspiration for a roman a clef is what it sounds like.

Lately my archetype seems to be well-spirited nerdish girls with fancy round asses who laugh at the dopey shit I say and also they live almost 2 hours away in Minneapolis so I can't date them.

hey fuck off, that one's mine

well i actually live there, so

"fancy"?

Should I have used "deluxe"...?

Fancy is great!

tremendous sense of value

I think I had a crush on Holly Near when I was a kid

it's always one of the two:

http://www.escapeest.com/images/austinist/Cry-Baby.jpg

http://www.waltavista.de/p/steve_mcqueen_bullit.jpg

also: not too tall; energetic, in sync with his feminine side; intelligent, obedient, talks more than me

What's that first picture?

I usually go for smart, sweet academic type girls ... but uhhh, they're unfortunately few and far between.

or at least they're hard to meet out here in shit town

The first pic that Warmsherry posted? It's Johnny Depp from Cry Baby!

I feel like I should be saying women at this p0oint but i'm still not...hooray perpetual adolescence:

girls who make frequent eye contact, laugh without hesitation, and do a lot of friendly shoving
girls who accessorize/layer well for cold weather on their bicycle
girls who do that dance where they point one finger into the sky

mAybe not 'archetypes" exactly but you get it

even the smartest, sweetest academic type girls can appear bit dull and sour in the wrong company, burt_stanton.

I don't know enough girls to have a crush archetype but I can imagine quite a few I would like
-a girl named elise that is sweet, outgoing, and has curly hair, a sexual being, etc..
-nerdy girl that laughs funny and is really cute but secretly half-way sinister
-a good-looking "book smart" girl with a tough shell and sweet mushy stuff inside
-a girl that makes sexual advantages on me and is not obese or really ugly
-an foreign girl with dark hair and is petite and beautiful

-a girl that makes sexual advantages on me and is not obese or really ugly

aim for the stars, captain lorax

lol

-an foreign girl with dark hair and is petite and beautiful

AZN BEAUTEE

I usually go for smart, sweet academic type girls ... but uhhh, they're unfortunately few and far between.

― burt_stanton, Tuesday, November 25, 2008 9:06 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

or at least they're hard to meet out here in shit town

― burt_stanton, Tuesday, November 25, 2008 9:08 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

yeah really hard to find shy nerdy girls in brooklyn *rolls eyes*

recent/common crushes have included:
-metal dudes with clean and well-combed long hair (i kind of hate myself for this)
-hippies with long hair - cleanliness not required, within reason - and friendly, open personalities (no luck here though, these guys like hippie girls with long hair and friendly, open personalities, and i am a nerdy girl with short hair whose shyness hides sarcasm and profanity)
-hardcore catholics who like to argue about medieval theology (there was a year and a half in which i ONLY was interested in these guys, which was frustrating because i'm not catholic and most of them are going into the priesthood. seriously.)

-an foreign girl with dark hair and is petite and beautiful (I want to add that skinny can take place of petite)

thank u for clarifying

right now in australia there is a horde of skinny brunette girls screaming with joy outside my window.

most australians aren't really exotic enough for me

or willing to make sexual advantages on you

what about kooky kiki? that crazee blonde with the big doughy eyes?

archetype #6

yeah, you know what i'm talking about
http://weblogs.amny.com/entertainment/urbanite/blog/sammydavisjr.jpg

-hardcore catholics who like to argue about medieval theology (there was a year and a half in which i ONLY was interested in these guys, which was frustrating because i'm not catholic and most of them are going into the priesthood. seriously.)

Have I got some people to hook you up with!

I feel like I should be saying women at this p0oint but i'm still not...hooray perpetual adolescence:

girls who make frequent eye contact, laugh without hesitation, and do a lot of friendly shoving
girls who accessorize/layer well for cold weather on their bicycle
girls who do that dance where they point one finger into the sky

mAybe not 'archetypes" exactly but you get it

― venom boners are totally canon (nickalicious), Tuesday, November 25, 2008 8:17 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark

otm

did i already say small town stoners?

small town stoners

awwwww

they're just so damn nice and laid back and up for anything

Recently, girls from Oz/NZ/SA for some reason. Maybe I just want to assert my claim over our former colonies.

Ooer, matron.

Carry on up the Commonwealth.

Have I got some people to hook you up with!

― Casuistry, Wednesday, November 26, 2008 10:19 PM (1 week ago)

Do it! Do it!

I actually found out that one of these crushes - my longest one, actually, lasted all four years of college - is now single (I'm told his girlfriend of three years recently dumped him). He's now in my city, in theology grad school. I finally got over the crush last year, but I think I should get back in touch anyway.

I discovered earlier this year that my single biggest high school crush has been living here in Portland for the last 9 years. I tracked her down and now we are really good friends after a 20 year gap.

i wish i wasn't so picky about who i date.

Me too. I wish ian were less picky.

hey libcrypt, why have you been so aggressive and nasty to me lately?
Seriously. What's your problem?

Can't you take a wee bit of good-natured teasing, mr. sensitive?

There doesn't seem to be anything good natured about it. You seem to have something negative and mean to say to me on a lot of threads lately, and I wonder if it's something personal or if you just get your kicks being a douchebag on the internet.

Oh calm down.

-Freaky shy guys that get totally weirded out by any attention that I give them (especially with me being obese and ugly and all)
-utter nutjob attention seeking freaks who suddenly decide they don't want *that* much attention when I give them some

I sense a recurring theme.

michelle monaghan

lol she thought my loretta lynn t-shirt was cool and she will always have a place in my heart.

an foreign girl

Werner Herzog - When I get home from work, Werner is doing the vacuuming. He says, "The carpet is an endless expanse of war and suffering." If I'm unhappy, he brings me a kitten and a toasted English muffin with too much butter. While I eat the muffin, he says, "That small cat would kill you if it could. In its cold eyes there is no intelligence, only murder."

Lars von Trier - While Werner fixes sausages, Lars and I sit out on the back porch drinking sophisticated Danish beer (the kind he likes). He tells me that he empathizes with Hitler, and I smile at him because I know he's only trying to push my buttons. I understand him really, really well. We both pretend not to hear Werner when he calls us in for dinner.

George Clooney - Sometimes I go over to George and Amal's ranch on the weekend. George says, "Gee, I just got some new ponies. They're really swell. Would you like to go for a ride?" I say, "Yes, George. I'd love to go for a ride with you on your new ponies. I can already tell they're a lot better than the old ones." We ride the chaparral together, and he looks so perfect up there in his not-really-all-that-expensive jeans. Amal has to stay behind, but she's cool about it and makes us finger sandwiches for later.

point is someone makes me food