Saving your virginity for marriage VS. Saving your virginity for the prom...

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I did neither.

...but when I went to Catholic School, I was surprised how even those girls that believed in waiting until marriage thought that if you lost your virginity on the night of the Prom (preferably Senior Prom), it was okay...wha WHATTTT??!?!

― waxyjax (waxyjax), Friday, 13 February 2004 16:50 (twenty-two years ago)

saving for whatnow?

― Ed (dali), Friday, 13 February 2004 16:53 (twenty-two years ago)

did you ever see American Pie?

― waxyjax (waxyjax), Friday, 13 February 2004 16:55 (twenty-two years ago)

According to the Pope, it doesn't matter when you lose your virginity, so long as it involves chiffon and a rented tux.

― My Huckleberry Friend (Horace Mann), Friday, 13 February 2004 16:59 (twenty-two years ago)

It's true! Be fruitful my children!

― The Pope (cprek), Friday, 13 February 2004 17:14 (twenty-two years ago)

according to some monk on radio four you're only allowed to make fun of the pope if you make fun of rabbis, mullahs, gurus, and lamas as well, please complete your quota

― Ed (dali), Friday, 13 February 2004 17:16 (twenty-two years ago)

rabbis--a sheet with a hole in it is a definitely MUST for Prom season!

― waxyjax (waxyjax), Friday, 13 February 2004 17:34 (twenty-two years ago)

I didn't make fun of the Pope. I made fun of formals.

― My Huckleberry Friend (Horace Mann), Friday, 13 February 2004 17:36 (twenty-two years ago)

well in the interest of balance make fun of informals

― Ed (dali), Friday, 13 February 2004 17:43 (twenty-two years ago)

jeans and t-shirt: what's the deal with that?

― My Huckleberry Friend (Horace Mann), Friday, 13 February 2004 17:43 (twenty-two years ago)

i had prom night sex in a limo. good times. workin the johnny gill on the tape deck.

― Chris V (Chris V), Friday, 13 February 2004 17:47 (twenty-two years ago)

but was it your first time having sex?

― waxyjax (waxyjax), Friday, 13 February 2004 17:49 (twenty-two years ago)

nope.

― Chris V (Chris V), Friday, 13 February 2004 17:50 (twenty-two years ago)

How did you do it? What positions? Would it work in a Volkswagen Polo?

― Markelby (Mark C), Friday, 13 February 2004 17:50 (twenty-two years ago)

i love jonny gill. he's was my favorite of all the former New Edition members.

― waxyjax (waxyjax), Friday, 13 February 2004 17:58 (twenty-two years ago)

Ralph Tresvant was mine. Markelby, we did it everyway.

― Chris V (Chris V), Friday, 13 February 2004 18:00 (twenty-two years ago)

Have you heard the latest LSG (Levert, Sweat & Gill)?
panty-peeling material, my valentinially-challenged amigos!

― My Huckleberry Friend (Horace Mann), Friday, 13 February 2004 18:00 (twenty-two years ago)

According to the Pope, it doesn't matter when you lose your virginity, so long as it involves chiffon and a rented tux.

For a second, I forgot that chiffon was a sort of fabric and was imagining sex with a meringue pie and a guy in a tux.

― JuliaA (j_bdules), Friday, 13 February 2004 18:07 (twenty-two years ago)

bring out the cummerbunds and pastries!

― My Huckleberry Friend (Horace Mann), Friday, 13 February 2004 18:09 (twenty-two years ago)

American Pie IV: This Time it's Chiffon

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 13 February 2004 18:10 (twenty-two years ago)

Ralph Tresvant was mine. Markelby, we did it everyway.
-- Chris V (formerlypoopsmcge...), February 13th, 2004.

ralph tresvant! he had the sexy bad boy thing that bobby had, but a singing voice of an angel...or an 8-year old.

― waxyjax (waxyjax), Friday, 13 February 2004 18:30 (twenty-two years ago)

Mr. S-E-N-S-I-T-I-V-I-T-Y
http://www.angelfire.com/fl3/ralphtresvant/images/ralphalbum.jpg

― Chris V (Chris V), Friday, 13 February 2004 18:32 (twenty-two years ago)

that one music video where he's licking off an ice cream cone with some chick was pretty steamy...i think i was 10 when i saw it--it engendered many a pre-pubescent fantasy.

― waxyjax (waxyjax), Friday, 13 February 2004 18:35 (twenty-two years ago)

I misread the title as 'saving your virginity for prison'

― dave q, Friday, 13 February 2004 20:14 (twenty-two years ago)

nice to have you back, dq

― g--ff (gcannon), Friday, 13 February 2004 20:19 (twenty-two years ago)

I misread the title as 'saving your virginity for prison'
-- dave q (scrape10...), February 13th, 2004.

no, i wasn't talking about butt sex.

― waxyjax (waxyjax), Friday, 13 February 2004 20:26 (twenty-two years ago)

Shaving for marriage VS. Shaving for the prom

― Kingfish Beatbox Botox Funktion (Kingfish), Saturday, 14 February 2004 00:29 (twenty-two years ago)

"no, i wasn't talking about butt sex"

*loud disappointed groans from the crowd*

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Saturday, 14 February 2004 02:53 (twenty-two years ago)

five years pass...

I have two sisters – one Mormon, one not – and the Mormon one is getting married to a nice returned missionary, as per. So my mom's been trying to share w/me information about when it happens so maybe I can buy a ticket. Today, my mom goes into this way TMI discussion about how she's trying to convince the family doctor to give my sister three-month birth control a few months beforehand that takes away her period, to time it for the wedding night. "I just don't think he'll write her a prescription right out the bat, especially before she's married!"

Reasons you have probably guessed why this is all weird to me:

1. Having this total "lol whatevs what can you do" attitude about a doctor maybe not willing to give a 20-year-old woman birth control RX, at her mother's behest (not that this should matter).

2. The whole having to plan in advance "Mormon guy probably thinks periods are yucky first-time buzzkill" (probably so does my sister) adds a dynamic that never occurred to me to the already-foreign 'saving yourself for marriage' thing.

3. My mom is a total prude but this is like acceptable conversation for her now that I'm married & my sister is about to be.

― vacation to outer darkness (Abbott), Friday, 29 January 2010 04:57 (sixteen years ago)

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