What do you get when you combine Sting and Poppa Smurf?

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Neither do I. Not a damn clue. Does anyone know?

― Dante-Cubed (Sean3), Sunday, 15 February 2004 22:19 (twenty-two years ago)

Who is poppa smurf?

― Aja (aja), Sunday, 15 February 2004 22:20 (twenty-two years ago)

You're way too young, Aja.

― Andrew (enneff), Sunday, 15 February 2004 22:22 (twenty-two years ago)

I mean, what is this world coming to when a 13-year-old American girl doesn't know who Poppa Smurf is?!

― Andrew (enneff), Sunday, 15 February 2004 22:22 (twenty-two years ago)

Now Aja I'm not saying you're stupid but...
WHAT THE HELL KIND OF QUESTION WAS THAT???
...Do you wear glasses?

― Dante-Cubed (Sean3), Sunday, 15 February 2004 22:22 (twenty-two years ago)

No!

― Aja (aja), Sunday, 15 February 2004 22:23 (twenty-two years ago)

I told you! For her 13th birthday Aja took 12 years off her life, had a sex change, and changed her name to Brad. It's all in the "Let her eat cake" thread.

― Dante-Cubed (Sean3), Sunday, 15 February 2004 22:23 (twenty-two years ago)

The other Aja used to wear glasses.

― Dante-Cubed (Sean3), Sunday, 15 February 2004 22:24 (twenty-two years ago)

Aja+Dante=http://www.fais.or.jp/kokoro/heart(2)11.gif

― Dante-Cubed (Sean3), Sunday, 15 February 2004 22:26 (twenty-two years ago)

http://snoot.org/i/wuss/papasmurf.gif

― ipsofacto (ipsofacto), Sunday, 15 February 2004 22:26 (twenty-two years ago)

I didn't have a Goddamn sex change!

I might need glasses in a few years. My dad has really bad vision and it's being passed down to me slowly

― Aja (aja), Sunday, 15 February 2004 22:27 (twenty-two years ago)

Someone has a case of her monthly visitor. I should leave...don't hurt me.

― Dante-Cubed (Sean3), Sunday, 15 February 2004 22:28 (twenty-two years ago)

'What do you get when you combine Sting and Poppa Smurf?'

'WHAT THE HELL KIND OF QUESTION WAS THAT???'

― pete s, Sunday, 15 February 2004 22:30 (twenty-two years ago)

Uh.

Please don't leave!!

Please.

― Aja (aja), Sunday, 15 February 2004 22:30 (twenty-two years ago)

And if I'm on my period, that proves I didn't have a sex change. Thanks Dante

― Aja (aja), Sunday, 15 February 2004 22:31 (twenty-two years ago)

Ok. Just don't get all PMS on me. How could I leave my love? I was kidding, too. Take a joke.

― Dante-Cubed (Sean3), Sunday, 15 February 2004 22:31 (twenty-two years ago)

I know.

I don't get cramps so don't worry.

Besides, my guitar made me so happy!

― Aja (aja), Sunday, 15 February 2004 22:33 (twenty-two years ago)

So you have never had your period??

― Dante-Cubed (Sean3), Sunday, 15 February 2004 22:33 (twenty-two years ago)

I have.

Last year.

What a time!

― Aja (aja), Sunday, 15 February 2004 22:36 (twenty-two years ago)

has ile finished imploding yet?

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Sunday, 15 February 2004 22:36 (twenty-two years ago)

Beautiful faces and loud, empty places
Look at the way that we live
Wastin’ our time on cheap talk and wine
Left us so little to give
That same old crowd
Was like a cold dark cloud
That we could never rise above
But here in my heart I give you the best of my love
Oh sweet darlin’ you get the best of my love, oh
Sweet darlin’, you get the best of my love

― Dante-Cubed (Sean3), Sunday, 15 February 2004 22:36 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh. How wonderful.

But Why the Hell did you ask me about my period? I hate it. You're luck because you don't get it!

― Aja (aja), Sunday, 15 February 2004 22:39 (twenty-two years ago)

Sting + Papa Smurf = The Hindu God Vishnu.
There you go. The thread is now over. There is nothing more to see here. Please return, peacefully, to your homes or we will be forced to open fire.

― Lord Custos Omicron (Lord Custos Omicron), Sunday, 15 February 2004 22:39 (twenty-two years ago)

Use REAL FIRE!

Other wise, I don't care

― Aja (aja), Sunday, 15 February 2004 22:41 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.mandala.com.au/images/vishnu.jpg

― ipsofacto (ipsofacto), Sunday, 15 February 2004 22:42 (twenty-two years ago)

Haha! You get your perioid. *points*
She's gonna BLOW!!
..
It's hard to type with your guitar in your lap.

― Dante-Cubed (Sean3), Sunday, 15 February 2004 22:43 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm not bloated.

I'm so lucky.

The only problem are the stupid pads!!

― Aja (aja), Sunday, 15 February 2004 22:45 (twenty-two years ago)

Use tampons, girlfriend!

― Dante-Cubed (Sean3), Sunday, 15 February 2004 22:48 (twenty-two years ago)

Not yet!

So...

Poppa Smurf is blue.

― Aja (aja), Sunday, 15 February 2004 22:49 (twenty-two years ago)

aja just shove one up there--you will be so much happier, trust me

/ mom

― Orbit (Orbit), Sunday, 15 February 2004 22:50 (twenty-two years ago)

Funny how threads alternate between topics like this one: The Smurfs and Menstruation. Very odd.

― Dante-Cubed (Sean3), Sunday, 15 February 2004 22:51 (twenty-two years ago)

Man. You just reminded me of when I didn't know any thing about a period and took my moms tampons and opened them and put water on them.

― Aja (aja), Sunday, 15 February 2004 22:51 (twenty-two years ago)

everyone does that.

― Orbit (Orbit), Sunday, 15 February 2004 22:52 (twenty-two years ago)

Quick! Somebody say something about the Smurfs!

― Dante-Cubed (Sean3), Sunday, 15 February 2004 22:57 (twenty-two years ago)

They are blue.

I already stated that!

― Aja (aja), Sunday, 15 February 2004 22:58 (twenty-two years ago)

Dont you remember? We built this city on Rock and Roll! Aja should know that. She lives there.

― Dante-Cubed (Sean3), Sunday, 15 February 2004 23:01 (twenty-two years ago)

And you?

― Aja (aja), Sunday, 15 February 2004 23:02 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.well.com/user/kaijohn/stones.gif
Rock
http://www.cocktailtimes.com/indepth/scotch.cooking/pic.bread.rolls.jpgRoll

― Dante-Cubed (Sean3), Sunday, 15 February 2004 23:03 (twenty-two years ago)

Yes.

We built it on the rock and made enough money buy selling the rolls. And of course we ate the rolls too.

― Aja (aja), Sunday, 15 February 2004 23:06 (twenty-two years ago)

somewhere marty balin is crying

― Orbit (Orbit), Sunday, 15 February 2004 23:07 (twenty-two years ago)

Smurfette was hot.

― Dante-Cubed (Sean3), Sunday, 15 February 2004 23:07 (twenty-two years ago)

Sure

― Aja (aja), Sunday, 15 February 2004 23:08 (twenty-two years ago)

Not as hot as you, my love. I'm going to play Mario Mark 64. Later Baby *kisses*

― Dante-Cubed (Sean3), Sunday, 15 February 2004 23:09 (twenty-two years ago)

I mean Mario Kart 64.

― Dante-Cubed (Sean3), Sunday, 15 February 2004 23:11 (twenty-two years ago)

Aww.

Still with that piano. Oh. Fine. Oh, then that would mean the song is over

― Aja (aja), Sunday, 15 February 2004 23:12 (twenty-two years ago)

Use REAL FIRE!
(*douses entire forum with hi octane jet fuel*)
...
Hey...does anyone have a lighter I could borrow for a sec?

― Lord Custos Omicron (Lord Custos Omicron), Sunday, 15 February 2004 23:29 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.cage.curtin.edu.au/~jfk/pics/hubble/explosion.jpg

― Dante-Cubed (Sean3), Monday, 16 February 2004 01:07 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh the humanity!

― Dante-Cubed (Sean3), Monday, 16 February 2004 01:18 (twenty-two years ago)

*faints*

― Francis Watlington (Francis Watlington), Monday, 16 February 2004 01:45 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.leeds-united-afc.fsnet.co.uk/genie.jpg

― maypang (maypang), Monday, 16 February 2004 02:09 (twenty-two years ago)

"First of all, Papa Smurf didn't create Smurfette. Gargamel did. She was sent in as Gargamel's evil spy with the intention of destroying the Smurf village, but the overwhelming goodness of the Smurf way of life transformed her. And as for the whole gang-bang scenario, it just couldn't happen. Smurfs are asexual. They don't even have reproductive organs under those little white pants. That's what's so illogical, you know, about being a Smurf. What's the point of living if you don't have a dick?"

― Trayce (trayce), Monday, 16 February 2004 02:21 (twenty-two years ago)

if that's true pray tell me what 'papa smurf's got a brand new bag' is referring to, unless it be the blue cockfarmer getting his way with that high-heeled hussey smurfette?

― omg, Monday, 16 February 2004 02:36 (twenty-two years ago)

This thread almost made me throw up

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Monday, 16 February 2004 03:02 (twenty-two years ago)

("almost")

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Monday, 16 February 2004 03:02 (twenty-two years ago)

That "Donnie Darko" quote redeems it in my eyes.

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Monday, 16 February 2004 05:28 (twenty-two years ago)

two months pass...

papa smurf!

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Sunday, 9 May 2004 18:18 (twenty-one years ago)

poppa dom!

― ken c (ken c), Sunday, 9 May 2004 18:25 (twenty-one years ago)

moby

― The Second Drummer Drowned (Atila the Honeybun), Sunday, 9 May 2004 20:00 (twenty-one years ago)

haha.

But Moby isn't blue.

― Aja (aja), Sunday, 9 May 2004 20:06 (twenty-one years ago)

he was after Eminem tried to step to 'im.

― Kingfish Disraeli (Kingfish), Sunday, 9 May 2004 20:22 (twenty-one years ago)

Or, after the Mission of Burma fans found him. I heard they really don't like his version of Revolver.

― Aja (aja), Sunday, 9 May 2004 20:24 (twenty-one years ago)

Enh. Probably. However, it was his performance of it on Viva Variety so many years ago that finally begin to clue me onto Mission of Burma..

― Kingfish Disraeli (Kingfish), Sunday, 9 May 2004 20:26 (twenty-one years ago)

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