The ILE Excuse contest

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Another contest I intend NOT to mess up. I've had plenty of frosted mini wheats now, so no mistakes.

Here it is:
List the best excuses you, or someone else has used, or make up your own. List the excuse and what it is for.

Contest ends at 10:00 PM PST (6:00 AM GTM) or, in 25 minutes.

― Dante-Cubed (Sean3), Monday, 16 February 2004 05:35 (twenty-two years ago)

Did I mention an even MORE special prize?...

― Dante-Cubed (Sean3), Monday, 16 February 2004 05:37 (twenty-two years ago)

I was drunk/I was tired/I was stoned/I was depressed

― Silly Sailor (Andrew Thames), Monday, 16 February 2004 05:38 (twenty-two years ago)

you were hungry.

― RJG (RJG), Monday, 16 February 2004 05:38 (twenty-two years ago)

Nope.

― Dante-Cubed (Sean3), Monday, 16 February 2004 05:39 (twenty-two years ago)

Remember to list what the excuse is for.

― Dante-Cubed (Sean3), Monday, 16 February 2004 05:40 (twenty-two years ago)

I THOUTHT HE WOULD BOUNCE

― KARL SMUMFY, Monday, 16 February 2004 05:41 (twenty-two years ago)

I thought he was a woman. (for having sex with a man)

― Huck, Monday, 16 February 2004 05:41 (twenty-two years ago)

Good, but are they good enough?

― Dante-Cubed (Sean3), Monday, 16 February 2004 05:41 (twenty-two years ago)

She fell on top of my penis.

― oops (Oops), Monday, 16 February 2004 05:41 (twenty-two years ago)

Nice one, oops!

― Dante-Cubed (Sean3), Monday, 16 February 2004 05:42 (twenty-two years ago)

I lied to my mother over and over that I'd been to the psychiatrist she'd paid for me to see. When she finally found out I hadn't, I told her it was because my husband made me spend the money on groceries. But it was all a lie, I just didn't want to go.

― ipsofacto (ipsofacto), Monday, 16 February 2004 05:42 (twenty-two years ago)

"but i didn't see anything yellow"

(this classic is a person's excuse on coming home from the store in the height of summer without the corn on the cob they were sent for. classic).

― Orbit (Orbit), Monday, 16 February 2004 05:43 (twenty-two years ago)

"The bus was 5 minutes early"
for backing out of your garage straight into a bus.

― Dante-Cubed (Sean3), Monday, 16 February 2004 05:44 (twenty-two years ago)

I have an even better contest in mind once this one is finished!
Keep em coming!

― Dante-Cubed (Sean3), Monday, 16 February 2004 05:45 (twenty-two years ago)

I slipped in the shower.

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Monday, 16 February 2004 05:45 (twenty-two years ago)

what's that for?

― Dante-Cubed (Sean3), Monday, 16 February 2004 05:45 (twenty-two years ago)

"But he likes it", said by my dad today after I told him to stop scaring my cat with the vacuum cleaner.

― oops (Oops), Monday, 16 February 2004 05:46 (twenty-two years ago)

what's that for?
-- Dante-Cubed (pianoma...) (webmail), February 16th, 2004. (Sean3)

Well, let's just say you're at the proctologist at the time.

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Monday, 16 February 2004 05:47 (twenty-two years ago)

oops is in the lead, so far.

― Dante-Cubed (Sean3), Monday, 16 February 2004 05:47 (twenty-two years ago)

That's too vague, Music Mole.

― Dante-Cubed (Sean3), Monday, 16 February 2004 05:48 (twenty-two years ago)

"but I hate you!" (answer to "why didn't you get me a valentine's day card?")

― Huck, Monday, 16 February 2004 05:48 (twenty-two years ago)

"but i have to have sex or i won't get my period!"

excuse for having sex 24/7

― Orbit (Orbit), Monday, 16 February 2004 05:48 (twenty-two years ago)

im washing my hair

― Emma williams (Emma williams), Monday, 16 February 2004 05:48 (twenty-two years ago)

Good ones. 10 minutes left of the contest.

― Dante-Cubed (Sean3), Monday, 16 February 2004 05:49 (twenty-two years ago)

YOU WERENT EVEN DEAD WHEN I DID THAT!!!

― KARL SMUMFY, Monday, 16 February 2004 05:49 (twenty-two years ago)

nat 2night darling headache and all that

― Emma williams (Emma williams), Monday, 16 February 2004 05:50 (twenty-two years ago)

"I had a really bad itch and I was scratching it"
A guy's excuse for pleasuring himself, if you know what I mean...

― Dante-Cubed (Sean3), Monday, 16 February 2004 05:50 (twenty-two years ago)

That's too vague, Music Mole.
-- Dante-Cubed (pianoma...) (webmail), February 16th, 2004. (Sean3)

Bloody hell! Must I spell it out?

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Monday, 16 February 2004 05:50 (twenty-two years ago)

Fine.

― Dante-Cubed (Sean3), Monday, 16 February 2004 05:51 (twenty-two years ago)

butt sex dante, butt sex

― Orbit (Orbit), Monday, 16 February 2004 05:52 (twenty-two years ago)

I slipped and fell on my proctologist.

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Monday, 16 February 2004 05:52 (twenty-two years ago)

"I thought that meant you were the one who couldn't eat it", again said by my dad after caught eating my mom's birthday cheesecake which she had written her name on. (well, wrote it on the box)

― oops (Oops), Monday, 16 February 2004 05:52 (twenty-two years ago)

I know...I'm just saying in this contest there's no being vague. It's unfair to the other contestants.

― Dante-Cubed (Sean3), Monday, 16 February 2004 05:53 (twenty-two years ago)

"The pedestrian had no idea which direction to go, so I ran over him."

― Trayce (trayce), Monday, 16 February 2004 05:53 (twenty-two years ago)

(exuse for a car accident obv)

― Trayce (trayce), Monday, 16 February 2004 05:53 (twenty-two years ago)

Just over 5 minutes left.
That's a Hal Roach one. That's cheating.

― Dante-Cubed (Sean3), Monday, 16 February 2004 05:53 (twenty-two years ago)

colin that is what i'd call poetic justice...

― Orbit (Orbit), Monday, 16 February 2004 05:53 (twenty-two years ago)

Actually no it isnt, its from rinkworks.com =)

― Trayce (trayce), Monday, 16 February 2004 05:54 (twenty-two years ago)

Well Orbit, it's some kind of poetry.

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Monday, 16 February 2004 05:54 (twenty-two years ago)

And you never said we had to submit original ones!

― Trayce (trayce), Monday, 16 February 2004 05:54 (twenty-two years ago)

"You'll forget all about it in 5 years or so", said by my friend but I can't remember what about. Hey, I did forget!

― oops (Oops), Monday, 16 February 2004 05:54 (twenty-two years ago)

Just Kidding. You can use Hal Roach ones.

― Dante-Cubed (Sean3), Monday, 16 February 2004 05:55 (twenty-two years ago)

Original ones are optional.

― Dante-Cubed (Sean3), Monday, 16 February 2004 05:55 (twenty-two years ago)

Leaderboard:
1. oops
2. Orbit

― Dante-Cubed (Sean3), Monday, 16 February 2004 05:55 (twenty-two years ago)

"I blew my inheritance on $10 blowjobs." (self-explanatory)

― huck, Monday, 16 February 2004 05:55 (twenty-two years ago)

Oops, if you win, I'm kicking you out of Cluster 14(c).

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Monday, 16 February 2004 05:56 (twenty-two years ago)

Who else thinks my one was vague? Obviously none of you have never needed to visit a proctologist.

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Monday, 16 February 2004 05:57 (twenty-two years ago)

"but he's a musician. they have different brains"

general excuse when i worked at a label for anything stupid anyone on the label did. to prove it, i had a picture from time magazine of two brains by my desk. one labelled "normal brain" and one labelled "musician brain" which had a shrivelled corpus callousum.

― Orbit (Orbit), Monday, 16 February 2004 05:57 (twenty-two years ago)

3 minutes.
There's a new one after this, so don't worry.

― Dante-Cubed (Sean3), Monday, 16 February 2004 05:57 (twenty-two years ago)

Tick tock..
2 minutes....

― Dante-Cubed (Sean3), Monday, 16 February 2004 05:58 (twenty-two years ago)

Nice try at threatening me, Colin. I'm a charter member and, according to Section 56565.3 of our code, am unable to be ousted.

― oops (Oops), Monday, 16 February 2004 05:58 (twenty-two years ago)

THAT'S IT!!
It's over. Anything after this post doesn't count!

― Dante-Cubed (Sean3), Monday, 16 February 2004 05:59 (twenty-two years ago)

Dante, you go to hell. Oh hang on, you did.

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Monday, 16 February 2004 06:00 (twenty-two years ago)

"I would've posted more excuses, but my keyboard is all sticky" (shut up, perv)

― oops (Oops), Monday, 16 February 2004 06:00 (twenty-two years ago)

Damn, I would have beat this deadline, but I had to read all the other posts, so as not to repeat, and then proof read the whole thing...

― jim wentworth (wench), Monday, 16 February 2004 06:01 (twenty-two years ago)

"I did it because I was hungry" is still the best one.

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Monday, 16 February 2004 06:01 (twenty-two years ago)

oops that was a good one!

― Orbit (Orbit), Monday, 16 February 2004 06:03 (twenty-two years ago)

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