The ILE Bumper Sticker contest

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Another contest. List the funniest bumper stickers you have seen or submit originals. Contest ends in 45 Minutes. Good Luck to everyone, especially The Music Mole.

Begin!!

― Dante-Cubed (Sean3), Monday, 16 February 2004 06:15 (twenty-two years ago)

I wanted to be banned for being a sore loser. Yet I'm being encouraged. What's the matter with you people?

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Monday, 16 February 2004 06:16 (twenty-two years ago)

Honk if your nose needs blowing

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Monday, 16 February 2004 06:17 (twenty-two years ago)

It's called "posotive energy". Be a good sport. You might win...

― Dante-Cubed (Sean3), Monday, 16 February 2004 06:18 (twenty-two years ago)

My other car's a Porsche (on a Porsche)

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Monday, 16 February 2004 06:18 (twenty-two years ago)

See?

― Dante-Cubed (Sean3), Monday, 16 February 2004 06:18 (twenty-two years ago)

Actually stenciled to the bumper of the guy who drives the big jeep on my block:

COMPENSATION FOR MY SMALL PENIS

― Orbit (Orbit), Monday, 16 February 2004 06:19 (twenty-two years ago)

heh. So true

― Dante-Cubed (Sean3), Monday, 16 February 2004 06:19 (twenty-two years ago)

i'll have to post a pic of that eventually.

― Orbit (Orbit), Monday, 16 February 2004 06:19 (twenty-two years ago)

On my friend Blair's mom's car:
SQUARE DANCING IS FUN!

― Bryan (Bryan), Monday, 16 February 2004 06:21 (twenty-two years ago)

"My kid got your honor school student pregnant"

― Dante-Cubed (Sean3), Monday, 16 February 2004 06:21 (twenty-two years ago)

Baby I'm bored

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Monday, 16 February 2004 06:24 (twenty-two years ago)

BABY ON BOARD (BEHIND THE WHEEL)

― Trayce (trayce), Monday, 16 February 2004 06:25 (twenty-two years ago)

Please note I am strict in deadlines, to keep it fair.

― Dante-Cubed (Sean3), Monday, 16 February 2004 06:25 (twenty-two years ago)

Bored babe on E

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Monday, 16 February 2004 06:25 (twenty-two years ago)

Good one Trayce.

― Dante-Cubed (Sean3), Monday, 16 February 2004 06:26 (twenty-two years ago)

Visualize whirled peas. (i see this one all the time)

― Orbit (Orbit), Monday, 16 February 2004 06:26 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh right so you liked Trayce's one and not mine???

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Monday, 16 February 2004 06:26 (twenty-two years ago)

BABY BOOMER ON BOARD

― Orbit (Orbit), Monday, 16 February 2004 06:27 (twenty-two years ago)

But I'm not going to let Mr. Mole win. He has to earn it, which I think he will. He's due to win. Yours was good. Don't give up.

― Dante-Cubed (Sean3), Monday, 16 February 2004 06:27 (twenty-two years ago)

"I'd rather be tabulating non-singles-voting Pazz & Jop ballots"

― Begs2Differ (Begs2Differ), Monday, 16 February 2004 06:27 (twenty-two years ago)

Heh.

― Dante-Cubed (Sean3), Monday, 16 February 2004 06:28 (twenty-two years ago)

Proctologists do it with better lubricant

― Orbit (Orbit), Monday, 16 February 2004 06:28 (twenty-two years ago)

"My clever bumper sticker got lost"

― Dante-Cubed (Sean3), Monday, 16 February 2004 06:29 (twenty-two years ago)

Too bad my submissions don't count.

― Dante-Cubed (Sean3), Monday, 16 February 2004 06:30 (twenty-two years ago)

Just Say YES to Union Women

(yes this is a real sticker)

― Orbit (Orbit), Monday, 16 February 2004 06:30 (twenty-two years ago)

Drive-by vehicle: Please do not overtake

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Monday, 16 February 2004 06:32 (twenty-two years ago)

Mathematicians Work It Out With A Pencil
I'm 16. Clear The Road
(Separate stickers, of course)

― jim wentworth (wench), Monday, 16 February 2004 06:34 (twenty-two years ago)

if you can read this, ILX sucks on Sunday nights

― Huck, Monday, 16 February 2004 06:34 (twenty-two years ago)

Alright gotta go home. Good fun on a slow day, thanks Dante

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Monday, 16 February 2004 06:34 (twenty-two years ago)

Good job.
Leaderboard:
Tie for first {
Music Mole
Orbit
}
2. Trayce

― Dante-Cubed (Sean3), Monday, 16 February 2004 06:34 (twenty-two years ago)

I'M DRUNK AND I HAVE TO PEE

― Begs2Differ (Begs2Differ), Monday, 16 February 2004 06:34 (twenty-two years ago)

whoops wrong thread

― Begs2Differ (Begs2Differ), Monday, 16 February 2004 06:34 (twenty-two years ago)

aw, shucks.

― Orbit (Orbit), Monday, 16 February 2004 06:35 (twenty-two years ago)

Your welcome Mr. Mister mole.
He gets the Dante-Cubed award for Outstanding effort! Huzzah!
Begs2Differ that was awesome! That seriously could win!

― Dante-Cubed (Sean3), Monday, 16 February 2004 06:35 (twenty-two years ago)

Doesn't matter if it was on the wrong thread. If you posted it here, it's entered as part of the contest.

― Dante-Cubed (Sean3), Monday, 16 February 2004 06:36 (twenty-two years ago)

actually, "whoops wrong thread" is even better as a bumpersticker

― Begs2Differ (Begs2Differ), Monday, 16 February 2004 06:37 (twenty-two years ago)

Update:
1. Begs2Differ
2. Orbit
3. Trayce

― Dante-Cubed (Sean3), Monday, 16 February 2004 06:37 (twenty-two years ago)

Don't Blame Me, I Voted For Gore

― jim wentworth (wench), Monday, 16 February 2004 06:38 (twenty-two years ago)

Good night everybody. Donate my prize to charity if I win.

― Begs2Differ (Begs2Differ), Monday, 16 February 2004 06:38 (twenty-two years ago)

"Keep your eyes on the road jackass!"
Excellent Jim!!
1. Begs2Differ
2. Jim w.

― Dante-Cubed (Sean3), Monday, 16 February 2004 06:39 (twenty-two years ago)

What charity?

― Dante-Cubed (Sean3), Monday, 16 February 2004 06:39 (twenty-two years ago)

I (spade) my dog

― Hick, Monday, 16 February 2004 06:39 (twenty-two years ago)

I brake for not crapping in my pants.

― hock, Monday, 16 February 2004 06:40 (twenty-two years ago)

"Reading this can make you an organ donor"

― Dante-Cubed (Sean3), Monday, 16 February 2004 06:40 (twenty-two years ago)

my all time favourite:
Don't like my driving? Call 1 (800) EAT SHIT

― Bryan (Bryan), Monday, 16 February 2004 06:40 (twenty-two years ago)

I BRAKE JUST LIKE A LITTLE GIRL

― Begs2Differ (Begs2Differ), Monday, 16 February 2004 06:41 (twenty-two years ago)

"Good fun on a slow day, thanks Dante"
Dante Cubed; making a difference in people's lives.

Future advertisement for DC

― Dante-Cubed (Sean3), Monday, 16 February 2004 06:41 (twenty-two years ago)

real one I saw:

WHAT IF THE WHOLE WORLD FARTED AT ONCE?

(no, I dont get it either. Damn hippies)

― Trayce (trayce), Monday, 16 February 2004 06:42 (twenty-two years ago)

Good one.

― Dante-Cubed (Sean3), Monday, 16 February 2004 06:43 (twenty-two years ago)

I brake for pre-teens.

― maypang (maypang), Monday, 16 February 2004 06:44 (twenty-two years ago)

My Child Beat Up An Honour Student

― heck, Monday, 16 February 2004 06:44 (twenty-two years ago)

maypang's back!! Woohoo!

― Dante-Cubed (Sean3), Monday, 16 February 2004 06:44 (twenty-two years ago)

I'd rather be jacking.

― maypang (maypang), Monday, 16 February 2004 06:45 (twenty-two years ago)

(x-post, but I suppose this works either way)

― maypang (maypang), Monday, 16 February 2004 06:45 (twenty-two years ago)

This sounds hella stupid, but what does "x-post" mean?

― Dante-Cubed (Sean3), Monday, 16 February 2004 06:45 (twenty-two years ago)

13 minutes left in the contest

― Dante-Cubed (Sean3), Monday, 16 February 2004 06:47 (twenty-two years ago)

Stands for cross post. It means somebody posted something else while you were, uh, composing your message.

― maypang (maypang), Monday, 16 February 2004 06:48 (twenty-two years ago)

my other entrance is a porch.

― RJG (RJG), Monday, 16 February 2004 06:49 (twenty-two years ago)

Thanks
Leaderboard:
1. Begs2Differ
2. Trayce
3. Orbit

― Dante-Cubed (Sean3), Monday, 16 February 2004 06:49 (twenty-two years ago)

9 minutes left.

― Dante-Cubed (Sean3), Monday, 16 February 2004 06:51 (twenty-two years ago)

Jesus Saves - And Gretzky Scores On The Rebound

― jim wentworth (wench), Monday, 16 February 2004 06:51 (twenty-two years ago)

Jim's making a comeback!

― Dante-Cubed (Sean3), Monday, 16 February 2004 06:52 (twenty-two years ago)

You would like the fart one ;P

― Trayce (trayce), Monday, 16 February 2004 06:53 (twenty-two years ago)

Trayce and Orbit are tied for 3rd with 5 minutes to go.

― Dante-Cubed (Sean3), Monday, 16 February 2004 06:55 (twenty-two years ago)

How's my Drivin' 'n' Cryin'?

― maypang (maypang), Monday, 16 February 2004 06:56 (twenty-two years ago)

2 minutes!

― Dante-Cubed (Sean3), Monday, 16 February 2004 06:57 (twenty-two years ago)

THAT'S IT

The contest is over. Anything after this doesn't count.

― Dante-Cubed (Sean3), Monday, 16 February 2004 06:59 (twenty-two years ago)

cork it shrimp

― RJG (RJG), Monday, 16 February 2004 07:00 (twenty-two years ago)

DON'T LAUGH AT LEAST IT'S PAI- oh.

― maypang (maypang), Monday, 16 February 2004 07:00 (twenty-two years ago)

i know i'm too late but i always hold a soft spot for "losers do it less often"

― the surface noise (electricsound), Monday, 16 February 2004 07:21 (twenty-two years ago)

I still like 'god was my co-pilot but we crashed in the andes and i had to eat him.'

― luna (luna.c), Monday, 16 February 2004 11:14 (twenty-two years ago)

two months pass...

One I saw today:

SATAN NO PARKING
JESUS IS AROUND

― Joe (Joe), Wednesday, 5 May 2004 17:36 (twenty-one years ago)

one year passes...

Bumper sticker I would buy, if someone made it and I had a car:

I Voted for KATE Bush

― gypsy mothra (gypsy mothra), Monday, 12 September 2005 02:03 (twenty years ago)

thats no funy

― huell howser (chaki), Monday, 12 September 2005 02:59 (twenty years ago)

Once, some friends on the way to my house spied a bumper sticker on another car, peeled it off and superglued it to mine, without telling me:

'DON'T MESS WITH TEXAS WOMEN'

It went well with the Blurters sticker in the back window for their new 7": 'HATE FUCK'

― Sasha (sgh), Monday, 12 September 2005 06:44 (twenty years ago)

"HI DERE WAHT IS IT MADE"

― bump, Monday, 12 September 2005 06:48 (twenty years ago)

one year passes...

Little old lady in a Neon, a minute ago: "If I wanted to hear from an ASSHOLE......I'D FART."

― A Giant Mechanical Ant (The Giant Mechanical Ant), Thursday, 5 October 2006 21:19 (nineteen years ago)

"My other car is an aborted fetus"

― John Justen, the tap-dancing spirochete in your zesty chicken fingers. (johnjust, Thursday, 5 October 2006 21:21 (nineteen years ago)

"I'm Pro Salmon and I Vote"

― Abbott (Abbott), Thursday, 5 October 2006 21:26 (nineteen years ago)

"Your proctologist called, he found your head."

― shorty (shorty), Thursday, 5 October 2006 22:30 (nineteen years ago)

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