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Or rather, your synonyms for that inestimable expression "spam javelin". Obviously it all starts with "pork sword". Any more?

― Sam, Thursday, 18 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

To get you going: beef bayonet.

― Sam, Thursday, 18 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Tummy banana!

― Sarah, Thursday, 18 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Max and I once sat down and brainstormed 100 of these. Some we had to make up. Our favourites were "Timothy Fleshpole" and "The Spire of Pokechester Cathedral".

― Tom, Thursday, 18 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Mutton truncheon.

― Sam, Thursday, 18 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Veiny bangstick.

I can't believe I contributed to this thread. The shame...

― Will McKenzie, Thursday, 18 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Pink clarinet. As in 'I was tootling on the pink clarinet'.

― RickyT, Thursday, 18 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

the occasional gormlessness of one of my bandmates can be gathered from the following: she was moaning about having no instument to play, so another bandmate offered her the "pork flute". while the rest of us larffed like maniacs, she said "what's a pork flute?" heheheh

― katie, Thursday, 18 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Bitch Splitter

― toraneko, Thursday, 18 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Blimey. What about "the terrible Smaug, curled around his hoard"?

― Sam, Thursday, 18 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

is this about shit or dick?

― Geoff, Thursday, 18 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

dick my dear

― anthony, Thursday, 18 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Well, Spam Javelin being the name of my joke band an' all...

Often I just adopt this sneering voice while I say 'unit'. Everyone knows what I mean. Yiddish also serves me well.

― suzy, Thursday, 18 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

purple headed womb broom. i blush as i type.

― alix, Thursday, 18 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Custard cannon. Sorry.

Veiny bangstick? Thanks for reminding me of Tony Slattery's appearances on 'Whose Line Is It Anyway?'. It gives me a nice warm feeling.

― Michael Jones, Thursday, 18 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Yoghurt Spurter
Shlong
Member

I really hate member, but that is the word I use for them in my head. Yuck.

― toraneko, Thursday, 18 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Raggettstack.

― ethan, Thursday, 18 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I'm flattered and all, but it's not for you, dear.

― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 18 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

What the hell is going on here? It took me like half the thread to figure out you guys were talking about dicks. You're all sick

― Ally, Thursday, 18 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

i like purple headed war hero

― anthony, Friday, 19 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

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