Diamond star in sky inspires horrible puns

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― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 16 February 2004 17:09 (twenty-two years ago)

"Our Sun will become a diamond that truly is forever"

< /tear >

― ModJ (ModJ), Monday, 16 February 2004 17:24 (twenty-two years ago)

Twinkle, twinkle, little star,
How I wonder what you are,
Up above the world so high,
Like a diamond in the sky.

Hang on....forget the 'like'.
another simile made homeless by scientists
when will the madness end???

― zappi (joni), Monday, 16 February 2004 17:28 (twenty-two years ago)

SO it turns out that space is the biggest thug pimp of them all - take that Lil Jon!

― stevem (blueski), Monday, 16 February 2004 17:30 (twenty-two years ago)

Remember when you were young
You shone like the sun
Shine on you crazy diamond

They should've called it Sid.

― - -, Monday, 16 February 2004 17:38 (twenty-two years ago)

Does this mean a depreciation in the market?

― ModJ (ModJ), Monday, 16 February 2004 17:40 (twenty-two years ago)

How can they be sure it's not moissanite?

― N. (nickdastoor), Monday, 16 February 2004 17:45 (twenty-two years ago)

Though, I like the torquise star top left more than the poxy rose.

― jel -- lennium -- (jel), Monday, 16 February 2004 19:07 (twenty-two years ago)

DeBeers is sending lawyers over to that constellation right now to get its due royalties from trademark infringement.

― donut bitch (donut), Monday, 16 February 2004 19:12 (twenty-two years ago)

You know once we get there, diamonds ain't gonna be worth shit.

― jel -- lennium -- (jel), Monday, 16 February 2004 19:13 (twenty-two years ago)

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