This a thread for whining about dating dilemas [DO NOT READ IF YOU HATE TITS]

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It looks like a freshman student-athlete (from my drum class) is quite taken with me. We partnered up in class today to do stretching and breathing excercises. It was quite romantic.

I'm inept! What do I do! SUGGESTIONS. Asking for aim name / phone number = obvious + stupid. I don't want everyone in the class to make a big deal about it since it is a really small class. Also, I don't think I can really invite her over since I live far away. Also, I don't think athletes are allowed to drink (only in season (is crew in season))? Also, I only date corny indie fuqs, not toned hippies really into JAMMING ON DRUMS WITH ME.

― Jon Williams (ex machina), Tuesday, 17 February 2004 01:51 (twenty-two years ago)

I suggest dazzling her with your madd HTML skillz.

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Tuesday, 17 February 2004 01:53 (twenty-two years ago)

"THE GIF... IT'S MOVING!!!!"

― Jon Williams (ex machina), Tuesday, 17 February 2004 01:54 (twenty-two years ago)

Also, I think the other girl on the crew team and the girl who reads Sandman comics are going to cockblock.< body background="http://hometown.aol.com/abook4u/heart_bg.gif">

― Jon Williams (ex machina), Tuesday, 17 February 2004 01:55 (twenty-two years ago)

FUCKING HELL.

― omg, Tuesday, 17 February 2004 02:05 (twenty-two years ago)

FUNNY THING IS, I LIKE TITS BUT I HATE THIS THREAD.

― omg, Tuesday, 17 February 2004 02:08 (twenty-two years ago)

HOW DO I WOO HER?

― Jon Williams (ex machina), Tuesday, 17 February 2004 02:11 (twenty-two years ago)

show here this thread obviously

― s1ocki (slutsky), Tuesday, 17 February 2004 02:12 (twenty-two years ago)

show her i mean

― s1ocki (slutsky), Tuesday, 17 February 2004 02:13 (twenty-two years ago)

Ram your dick in her poop chute.

― feminazi (feminazi), Tuesday, 17 February 2004 02:13 (twenty-two years ago)

She wears pink flip flops.

― Jon Williams (ex machina), Tuesday, 17 February 2004 02:14 (twenty-two years ago)

it'll b e like the scene where the guy is practicing lines in front of the mirror and the girl's behind him and he doesn't know

(disturbing xp)

― s1ocki (slutsky), Tuesday, 17 February 2004 02:14 (twenty-two years ago)

What movie was that in?

― Jon Williams (ex machina), Tuesday, 17 February 2004 02:15 (twenty-two years ago)

It's 1995 all over again.

― jody (Jody Beth Rosen), Tuesday, 17 February 2004 02:15 (twenty-two years ago)

Buttman's Bend Over Babes 5

― feminazi (feminazi), Tuesday, 17 February 2004 02:16 (twenty-two years ago)

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― Carey (Carey), Tuesday, 17 February 2004 02:17 (twenty-two years ago)

Buttman sucks, bring back Ben Dover.

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Tuesday, 17 February 2004 02:17 (twenty-two years ago)

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"How's it going?"

― Jon Williams (ex machina), Tuesday, 17 February 2004 02:17 (twenty-two years ago)

dude, do you think if any of us knew how to woo chicks we'd be putzing around on the internet?

― oops (Oops), Tuesday, 17 February 2004 02:17 (twenty-two years ago)

if your social networks don't overlap and you don't live near her, asking her out in class might be your only option. choose a moment when everyone else is busy drumming away so as to avoid their notice.

― lauren (laurenp), Tuesday, 17 February 2004 02:19 (twenty-two years ago)

"Send her a dead woodchuck. Stapled to the woodchuck should be a note reading "Unlike this woodchuck, my love for you will never die""

― Dogbert (Dom Passantino), Tuesday, 17 February 2004 02:20 (twenty-two years ago)

drum out your message of love

― s1ocki (slutsky), Tuesday, 17 February 2004 02:20 (twenty-two years ago)

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Seriously though, it's not so much the asking but the "what to do". There are very limited options for what a corny indie rocker and a sandal-clad athlete can do.

― Jon Williams (ex machina), Tuesday, 17 February 2004 02:20 (twenty-two years ago)

take her shoe shopping.

― lauren (laurenp), Tuesday, 17 February 2004 02:24 (twenty-two years ago)

Jon, here's my suggestion. Your libido is TOO FUCKING HUGE.
Go and read some Neitzche and think about how weak you are.

― Patrick Kinghorn, Tuesday, 17 February 2004 02:25 (twenty-two years ago)

take her to see some sports indie

― the surface noise (electricsound), Tuesday, 17 February 2004 02:26 (twenty-two years ago)

FYI: This thread is A-OK with Curt1s.

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Tuesday, 17 February 2004 03:15 (twenty-two years ago)

Christ transitioning between the rest of ILX and this thread and back is like a needle in my brane

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Tuesday, 17 February 2004 03:17 (twenty-two years ago)

Patrick OTM

― Orbit (Orbit), Tuesday, 17 February 2004 04:55 (twenty-two years ago)

One question.. you have to stretch in drumming class?

― Spoony, Tuesday, 17 February 2004 05:38 (twenty-two years ago)

god. just take your cock out and she is yours.

― todd swiss (eliti), Tuesday, 17 February 2004 05:39 (twenty-two years ago)

TODD SWISS OTM

But seriously, if you have to ask, you already blew it dude.

― dean! (deangulberry), Tuesday, 17 February 2004 05:47 (twenty-two years ago)

Maybe you two could do that thing where you sit on the floor facing each other, legs stretched out, and grabbing each others hands and helping each other stretch the others legs and then, like, i dunno, make a kissy face at her while you're stretching. Sorry, I am really interested in the stretching aspect of this relationship.

― Spoony, Tuesday, 17 February 2004 05:49 (twenty-two years ago)

NONONO boys, do NOT take your cock out!
Put her hand on your pants where it is. Trust me.
If she wants it, she'll take it out for you.

― Orbit (Orbit), Tuesday, 17 February 2004 05:51 (twenty-two years ago)

I say get her a souvenir from the renaissance faire and then do the stretching thing i mentioned earlier. dont even get to that dick thing until you guys see "confessions of a teenage drama queen" together.

― Spoony, Tuesday, 17 February 2004 05:54 (twenty-two years ago)

make a kissy face while stretching??!! you gotta be kidding! the girl will run from you like you are Richard fucking Simmons!

― Orbit (Orbit), Tuesday, 17 February 2004 05:55 (twenty-two years ago)

but he has to take his cock out sometime!!! c'mon people!

― todd swiss (eliti), Tuesday, 17 February 2004 05:55 (twenty-two years ago)

no todd SHE takes his cock out! GET WITH THE PROGRAM PEOPLE!

― Orbit (Orbit), Tuesday, 17 February 2004 05:56 (twenty-two years ago)

i don't even think you should put her hand on it. If she wants it, she'll make her own way there.

― ipsofacto (ipsofacto), Tuesday, 17 February 2004 05:56 (twenty-two years ago)

a roommate of mine had that theory. we differ. he's got a 50/50 chance ;-)

― Orbit (Orbit), Tuesday, 17 February 2004 05:57 (twenty-two years ago)

orbit! what if she doesnt?!? then the cock will never come out and that, my friend, is a crime against humanity

― todd swiss (eliti), Tuesday, 17 February 2004 05:58 (twenty-two years ago)

Well, you *do* have a point.
but this is tricky, tricky ground, the pulling out of the cock...

― Orbit (Orbit), Tuesday, 17 February 2004 05:59 (twenty-two years ago)

if she doesn't, it was never meant to be

― ipsofacto (ipsofacto), Tuesday, 17 February 2004 05:59 (twenty-two years ago)

*sniff* that was beautiful, ipso...

― Orbit (Orbit), Tuesday, 17 February 2004 06:00 (twenty-two years ago)

well, you can find out quicker if it was meant to be or not, i am impatient, so you can see my position on the whole situation.

― todd swiss (eliti), Tuesday, 17 February 2004 06:01 (twenty-two years ago)

"position"

― Orbit (Orbit), Tuesday, 17 February 2004 06:02 (twenty-two years ago)

hey, dont get ahead of yourself, the cock still hasnt seen the light of day.

― todd swiss (eliti), Tuesday, 17 February 2004 06:03 (twenty-two years ago)

Shroedinger's Cock

― Orbit (Orbit), Tuesday, 17 February 2004 06:04 (twenty-two years ago)

Yeah but if you rush in, she might get all turned off when slow and subtle might've worked better. I know if some guy thrust his cock into my hand i'd not be real impressed. But then again, I do like to tease.

― ipsofacto (ipsofacto), Tuesday, 17 February 2004 06:05 (twenty-two years ago)

some women don't exactly run from richard simmons, you know.

― spoony, Tuesday, 17 February 2004 06:06 (twenty-two years ago)

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She liked the vegetables I made. She likes Stereolab but her favorite bands are ATMOSPHERE AND LINKIN PARK.

― LITTLE LAMB [Jon Williams] (ex machina), Wednesday, 17 March 2004 02:48 (twenty-one years ago)

IOW, she hates Stereolab but humored you?

― miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Wednesday, 17 March 2004 02:50 (twenty-one years ago)

She liked GY!BE I think?

― LITTLE LAMB [Jon Williams] (ex machina), Wednesday, 17 March 2004 02:55 (twenty-one years ago)

it's spelled "hummered" milo.

― oops (Oops), Wednesday, 17 March 2004 02:57 (twenty-one years ago)

She is a virgin!

― LITTLE LAMB [Jon Williams] (ex machina), Wednesday, 17 March 2004 02:59 (twenty-one years ago)

crikey

― the surface noise (electricsound), Wednesday, 17 March 2004 03:21 (twenty-one years ago)

my ex is going to be in town this weekend (for the third day of No Fun Fest): do i avoid her or do I attempt to be personable? (mutual friends will be there, so avoiding her ENTIRELY would be stupid--i still want to see my buddies. also, the last time we hung out, we just wandered around the mall for an hour and she talked about how awesome her life is & this guy she hangs out with all the time. THANKS A LOT.)

― Ian Johnson (orion), Friday, 19 March 2004 02:33 (twenty-one years ago)

so jon are you in love?

― the surface noise (electricsound), Friday, 19 March 2004 02:40 (twenty-one years ago)

i didnt think the kids fell in love anymore

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Friday, 19 March 2004 02:43 (twenty-one years ago)

anyway oops otm

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Friday, 19 March 2004 02:43 (twenty-one years ago)

i feel so emotionally involved in this already

― the surface noise (electricsound), Friday, 19 March 2004 02:44 (twenty-one years ago)

pity is an emotion, yes

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Friday, 19 March 2004 02:45 (twenty-one years ago)

Jess, grow up.

― LITTLE LAMB [Jon Williams] (ex machina), Friday, 19 March 2004 02:47 (twenty-one years ago)

haha

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Friday, 19 March 2004 02:48 (twenty-one years ago)

sorry jon

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Friday, 19 March 2004 02:48 (twenty-one years ago)

It is ok! ALL IS FORGIVEN!!!
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― LITTLE LAMB [Jon Williams] (ex machina), Friday, 19 March 2004 03:04 (twenty-one years ago)

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― LITTLE LAMB [Jon Williams] (ex machina), Friday, 19 March 2004 03:05 (twenty-one years ago)

haha plz to be linking that quiz

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Friday, 19 March 2004 03:07 (twenty-one years ago)

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the sad thing is I am listening to tool.

― bnw (bnw), Friday, 19 March 2004 03:59 (twenty-one years ago)

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― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Friday, 19 March 2004 04:02 (twenty-one years ago)

HAPPY. GO. LUCKY.

― Tep (ktepi), Friday, 19 March 2004 04:24 (twenty-one years ago)

(Uh, no offense, Jess.)

― Tep (ktepi), Friday, 19 March 2004 04:24 (twenty-one years ago)

The minute I picked ABBA, I was stuck with Gay Bear.

― Colin Beckett (Colin Beckett), Friday, 19 March 2004 04:27 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm a Gay Bear too.

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Friday, 19 March 2004 04:34 (twenty-one years ago)

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:(((((((((((((((

― LITTLE LAMB [Jon Williams] (ex machina), Friday, 19 March 2004 04:38 (twenty-one years ago)

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HAHAH GRHAHAMA HTE ROOMATER

― LITTLE LAMB [Jon Williams] (ex machina), Friday, 19 March 2004 04:40 (twenty-one years ago)

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― oops (Oops), Friday, 19 March 2004 05:10 (twenty-one years ago)

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― dean! (deangulberry), Friday, 19 March 2004 06:43 (twenty-one years ago)

wtf is that on HB's tummy?

― oops (Oops), Friday, 19 March 2004 06:46 (twenty-one years ago)

a can of Whupass?

― oops (Oops), Friday, 19 March 2004 06:46 (twenty-one years ago)

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Yeah, like we couldn't have guessed that.

― Ian Johnson (orion), Friday, 19 March 2004 07:02 (twenty-one years ago)

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― lauren (laurenp), Friday, 19 March 2004 20:11 (twenty-one years ago)

congratulations john

― Felonious Drunk (Felcher), Friday, 19 March 2004 20:35 (twenty-one years ago)

I had the same problem as colin with being gay bear. despite the fact that i put nietzche for what i last read and "fucking shit up" as what i care about, the abba did me in.

― Felonious Drunk (Felcher), Friday, 19 March 2004 20:39 (twenty-one years ago)

Wow, she has skipped 3 classes in a row. Is she avoiding me?

― LITTLE LAMB [Jon Williams] (ex machina), Thursday, 25 March 2004 16:45 (twenty-one years ago)

did you try to relieve her of her virtue?

― the surface noise (electricsound), Thursday, 25 March 2004 21:34 (twenty-one years ago)

two months pass...

this ended in an unsatisfying way

― the surface noise and the analogue warmth (electricsound), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 01:07 (twenty-one years ago)

That's what she said!

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 01:23 (twenty-one years ago)

i was hanging out with jon tonight at our friends' place; he got a text message from some girl who wants to blow & fuck him. he's a playah!

― Ian c=====8 (orion), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 04:15 (twenty-one years ago)

indeed

― the surface noise and the analogue warmth (electricsound), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 04:18 (twenty-one years ago)

she lives far away

― Jon in R'lyeh (ex machina), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 05:01 (twenty-one years ago)

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― Bloodclaart Gangsta Youth Club (don), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 05:20 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh guys!!! I didn't tell you what happened to drumming girl!!@!@!@! On the day of our class performance, she showed up and told us that the dean of students and showed up with campus security at room to tell her that she was being kicked out of school and might be able to reaturn spring 2005. She wouldn't tell us what she did

― Jon in R'lyeh (ex machina), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 11:39 (twenty-one years ago)

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― stockholm cindy (Jody Beth Rosen), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 11:53 (twenty-one years ago)

DRUMMER GIRL KICKED OUT OF SCHOOL

― I LUV FAETTY (ex machina), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 18:09 (twenty-one years ago)

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― Crickets Dance On Tequila Booty (Barima), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 18:59 (twenty-one years ago)

That was seriously the most asinine internet quiz I've ever seen.
I'm Raver Bear, btw.

― Barry Bruner (Barry Bruner), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 21:56 (twenty-one years ago)

that's sad, she seemed like good people

― the surface noise and the analogue warmth (electricsound), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 22:03 (twenty-one years ago)

Sometimes even good people have a severed head in the back of their closet.

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 22:04 (twenty-one years ago)

I kinda suspect she was like selling perscriptions meds out of her dorm or something

― 0r4l R0b3rt5 (ex machina), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 22:07 (twenty-one years ago)

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