FAF (Fancy a fight) - Feb. 25th - The Pig's Rump pub in Newcastle?

But if you're a wee working class dude then feel free to stand behind me and fight for your rights, know what I mean?

― Nutty Nigel (Nutty Nigel), Tuesday, 17 February 2004 12:08 (twenty-two years ago)

There's no such pub as "The Pig's Rump" in Newcastle, Calum. Can't you go and pester some N.E.D's or something?

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Tuesday, 17 February 2004 12:28 (twenty-two years ago)

Right, listen. I'm Nigel, and I'm not Calum or whoever else you peg me as right? Second, there is a pub called The Pig's Rump, it's Newcastle's best hidden secret and no one goes near it cos you got to have rocks in yer fists just to battle yer way into the bogs, know what I mean? And if you're going to the bogs before drinking ten pints minimum then you get jumped. No wonder you aint heard of The Pig's Rump - you're NOT our type or crowd. Too middle class probably.

― Nutty Nigel (Nutty Nigel), Tuesday, 17 February 2004 12:38 (twenty-two years ago)

If you're bored, and want to kick off, Calum, then I have been known to drink in the broken doll, which, unlike "the pig's rump", is the name of an actual newcastle pub. By all means take the train down from embra or glasgae and see if you can find it.

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Tuesday, 17 February 2004 12:56 (twenty-two years ago)

Hello, I'm Nigel. And I'm hard. I drink loads in "My Imagination", which is a rock hard pub that's hard to get into. Me and my mates meet up in "My imagination" and punch each other a lot. No wonder you lot can't get in, you wouldn't exist in "My Imagination"!

― Nigel of Nut (mark grout), Tuesday, 17 February 2004 12:59 (twenty-two years ago)

Isn't The Pigs Rump that place that only serves Babycham and shandies?

― DV (dirtyvicar), Tuesday, 17 February 2004 13:13 (twenty-two years ago)

and poofs.

― RJG (RJG), Tuesday, 17 February 2004 13:14 (twenty-two years ago)

No such pub as the broken doll. It's YOU wot's lying. Don't mess with Nigel or else you'll be going to heaven as an angel!!

(That's my catch phrase).

― Nutty Nigel (Nutty Nigel), Tuesday, 17 February 2004 13:15 (twenty-two years ago)

Oooh. going to heaven as an angel...

That's the most genuinely camp threat I've ever read...

― mark grout (mark grout), Tuesday, 17 February 2004 13:18 (twenty-two years ago)

(even your imaginary friends are ROLFLOL at that one, Nigel nut darling)

― mark grout (mark grout), Tuesday, 17 February 2004 13:20 (twenty-two years ago)

oh shit Calum, look, they owned you again!!

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Tuesday, 17 February 2004 13:22 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www2u.biglobe.ne.jp/~butters/tavares.jpg

― mark grout (mark grout), Tuesday, 17 February 2004 13:25 (twenty-two years ago)

"no such pub as the broken doll"

http://www.jazz-clubs-worldwide.com/docs/north.htm

Scroll down to "Tyne & Wear"

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Tuesday, 17 February 2004 13:29 (twenty-two years ago)

I don't go to no gay jazz clubs. I only go to pubs where I'm gonna get

a) A good ruck
b) See some slappers

If you want your poncey jazz night then that's fine, but if you want to be bottled and stomped on then come to The Pig's Rump. Alreet?

― Nutty Nigel (Nutty Nigel), Tuesday, 17 February 2004 13:56 (twenty-two years ago)

Go fuck yourself, Calum.

(NB the broken doll, one of Newcastle's best live music venues - MBV played there, for example - got compulsorily purchased and demolished about 8 years ago, there was a big fuss about it. Anyone actually from Newcastle would know this, of course)

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Tuesday, 17 February 2004 14:04 (twenty-two years ago)

Except me. (been out of the area some time though).

Anyway, I'm bored of this one now. See you on other threads, pash..

― mark grout (mark grout), Tuesday, 17 February 2004 14:06 (twenty-two years ago)

Look, I'm NOT Calum, I'm Nigel. surely you know this from my name? I only came to Newcastle five years ago, before that I spent my life as a drifter, travelling from city to city looking for fights. I had some of my best rucks in Newcastle so I decided to stay there.

― Nutty Nigel (Nutty Nigel), Tuesday, 17 February 2004 14:17 (twenty-two years ago)

Ever go to Sven's Adult Books? That's my fave shop. See? I'm a Newcastle gadgie and not Calum. Reet? Easy!

― Nutty Nigel (Nutty Nigel), Tuesday, 17 February 2004 14:18 (twenty-two years ago)

DO NOT POST TO THIS THREAD

― DO NOT POST TO THIS THREAD, Tuesday, 17 February 2004 14:19 (twenty-two years ago)

Why?

― Jarlr'mai (jarlrmai), Tuesday, 17 February 2004 14:24 (twenty-two years ago)