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So I see this commercial for Cialis, all weekend. Apparently you can keep an erection for 4 hours with this. This must be extremely painful. Discuss.

― Chris V (Chris V), Tuesday, 17 February 2004 15:35 (twenty-two years ago)

"In clinical trials, Cialis was shown to improve, up to 36 hours after dosing, the ability of men with ED to have a single successful intercourse attempt. Cialis has not been studied for multiple sexual attempts per dose."

!!!!!!!

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Tuesday, 17 February 2004 15:38 (twenty-two years ago)

my favorite from the facts section:

Will I get erections when I don't want them?

Sexual stimulation is required for CIALIS to work. You will not get an erection just by taking CIALIS.

― Chris V (Chris V), Tuesday, 17 February 2004 15:39 (twenty-two years ago)

So if i take cialis and bust a nut, i got a boner for a good 35 hours and 59 minutes. Sweet.

― Chris V (Chris V), Tuesday, 17 February 2004 15:40 (twenty-two years ago)

I had a boner for 7 hours once while on mushrooms. My cock hurt for a week. I don't wanna get anywhere near this shit.

― Bryan (Bryan), Tuesday, 17 February 2004 15:44 (twenty-two years ago)

i'd have to wear hammer pants all the time because my stinger would be crushed in my regular pants.

― Chris V (Chris V), Tuesday, 17 February 2004 15:46 (twenty-two years ago)

I like how it says the 4 hour variety may require immediate medical attention. Picture a bunch of middle-aged guys on their backs pitching tents in the triage unit of the ER.

― BrianB (BrianB), Tuesday, 17 February 2004 15:47 (twenty-two years ago)

Ahh that explains...

"Stop! .. Hammer Time"

― mark grout (mark grout), Tuesday, 17 February 2004 15:48 (twenty-two years ago)

I just had to pull mine out 'cause it was making me feel like I was going to implode if I left it in my pants. My buddy was scared but I promised him he was in no danger so long as he continued to appear as a stalk of celery nestled inside a hot dog bun to me.

― Bryan (Bryan), Tuesday, 17 February 2004 15:49 (twenty-two years ago)

ha ha omg awesome

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 17 February 2004 15:51 (twenty-two years ago)

This thread still makes me wince.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Tuesday, 17 February 2004 16:06 (twenty-two years ago)

I'd always heard that Liberace had impotence problems, so he had an operation to make sure he was 3/4 hard all the time. And whatever libido he still had would make it pop up the last 1/4, to get down with his hunky chauffer, I guess.

But after a brief search on the internet, I found NOTHING to confirm this... maybe I should build a website to share this knowledge.

― andy, Tuesday, 17 February 2004 19:02 (twenty-two years ago)

an operation to be 3/4 hard all the time? a stiff wind does this to me.

― Chris V (Chris V), Tuesday, 17 February 2004 19:04 (twenty-two years ago)

Is that to rhyme with sinned or mind?

― N. (nickdastoor), Tuesday, 17 February 2004 19:05 (twenty-two years ago)

Liberace was definately into strange operations though. He had plastic surgury performed on his limo driver in order to make him look more like Liberace himself as a young man.

― BrianB (BrianB), Tuesday, 17 February 2004 19:32 (twenty-two years ago)

Come on, we've all done that.

― N. (nickdastoor), Tuesday, 17 February 2004 19:42 (twenty-two years ago)

Full disclosure: my wife is in charge of market research for Cialis in Germany.

So I can't add anything to this thread, although I'd like to.

― Colin Meeder (Mert), Tuesday, 17 February 2004 19:42 (twenty-two years ago)

So home research, then.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 17 February 2004 19:43 (twenty-two years ago)

(Does this explain my typing problems?)

― Colin Meeder (Mert), Tuesday, 17 February 2004 19:45 (twenty-two years ago)

oh god I phe4ar what the germans will do with this horrible weapon.

― teeny (teeny), Tuesday, 17 February 2004 19:45 (twenty-two years ago)

"Our first test subject will be Hasselhoff."

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 17 February 2004 19:45 (twenty-two years ago)

(I will say that super-long lasting wonder boners of doom are neither a feature nor side effect of this product.)

― Colin Meeder (Mert), Tuesday, 17 February 2004 19:47 (twenty-two years ago)

I don't think the germans will really become interested until a pill is made to enable them to defecate into people's mouths for 36 continuous hours.

― Dan I., Tuesday, 17 February 2004 19:48 (twenty-two years ago)

The full-on boner as firehose barrier may be broken at last.

― Bryan (Bryan), Tuesday, 17 February 2004 19:48 (twenty-two years ago)

(Also priapism is a side effect of most ED treatments, including Viagra.)

x-post: ew. ew. ew. Thank you for reminding me to move to Austria.

― Colin Meeder (Mert), Tuesday, 17 February 2004 19:49 (twenty-two years ago)

"Our first test subject will be Hasselhoff."

We have to kill Ned now - do you see?

― luna (luna.c), Tuesday, 17 February 2004 20:18 (twenty-two years ago)

So Hasselhoff is going to kill me with his weap...uh, never mind.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 17 February 2004 20:37 (twenty-two years ago)

The noise you just heard was my brain tearing open my skull and leaping to freedom, shrieking in abject terror all the way.

Thank you.

― luna (luna.c), Tuesday, 17 February 2004 20:39 (twenty-two years ago)

You're welcome! Another ridiculous day at the office?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 17 February 2004 20:48 (twenty-two years ago)

Yeah. That's it. Yeah.

― luna (luna.c), Tuesday, 17 February 2004 20:52 (twenty-two years ago)

hhaha i havent posted to ilx for over 6 months but this is one of the funniest threads i've read for a while

The most common side effects with Cialis were headache and upset stomach. Backache and muscle ache were also reported, sometimes with delayed onset. Most men weren't bothered by the side effects enough to stop taking Cialis

i can just picture the pain in his distorted face as the backache, headache and stomach upset all kick in at once whilst his brain is like

DUDE YOU GOT SOME.....FINALLY

― james (james), Tuesday, 17 February 2004 21:45 (twenty-two years ago)

Sorta makes me think of the Lenny Bruce bit about the guy all smashed up in a car accident being scraped up off the pavement (or something like that) who still makes a play for the nurse. "I got hot. I dunno..."

― Bryan (Bryan), Tuesday, 17 February 2004 21:49 (twenty-two years ago)

Ready to party at Cialis Headquarters.

http://www.davidhasselhoff.tv/images/large/albummitch1(big).jpg

― Jeanne Fury (Jeanne Fury), Tuesday, 17 February 2004 21:58 (twenty-two years ago)

or not...

― Jeanne Fury (Jeanne Fury), Tuesday, 17 February 2004 21:58 (twenty-two years ago)

Haha, it says "big."

― Jeanne Fury (Jeanne Fury), Tuesday, 17 February 2004 21:58 (twenty-two years ago)

Most urologists think the back and muscle ache "side effects" are actually due to the patient finally getting some and straining themselves.

― Not Colin, oh no. (Mert), Tuesday, 17 February 2004 23:04 (twenty-two years ago)

Dear Straight Men of ILx:

Please stop talking about your red hot wangs. I find it needlessly provocative.

Hugs & Kisses,
Mike

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 01:18 (twenty-two years ago)

"Hot Wangs"!!

I imagine buffalo sauce, ow ow blargh yaieeeee

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 18 February 2004 01:22 (twenty-two years ago)

"Hot Wangs", thats that japanese baseball players porno star name.

― Chris V (Chris V), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 12:21 (twenty-two years ago)

I bet Sting uses'em. Gor, FOUR HOUR ERECTIONS? What female would want to have her boyfriend/husband to have four hour erections!?!

― nathalie (nathalie), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 12:29 (twenty-two years ago)

Not me, no siree!

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 12:41 (twenty-two years ago)

my wife doesn't even like me 30 second erections. ;)

― Chris V (Chris V), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 13:32 (twenty-two years ago)

Awww!

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 13:39 (twenty-two years ago)

one year passes...

anyone know of any secure sites where i can get this? for real

― george crumb, Monday, 15 August 2005 06:44 (twenty years ago)

two years pass...

Hot wangs!

And wtf at last guy ASKING for cialis spam?

― Abbott, Monday, 21 January 2008 02:55 (eighteen years ago)

sixteen years pass...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ng61jIpuWzQ

― Heez, Sunday, 10 November 2024 15:23 (one year ago)

oh god I phe4ar what the germans will do with this horrible weapon.
― teeny (teeny), Tuesday, 17 February 2004 19:45 (twenty years ago) bookmarkflaglink

That's why the Berlin Wall stayed up so long.

― Dan Worsley, Sunday, 10 November 2024 15:51 (one year ago)

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Cialis and the 36 hour wonder boner

DUDE YOU GOT SOME.....FINALLY