BAHAHAHAHA -- "Polaroid warns buyers not to 'Shake It'"

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Polaroid warns buyers not to 'Shake It'

LONDON, England (Reuters) --OutKast fans like to "shake it like a Polaroid picture," but the instant camera maker is warning consumers that taking the advice of the hip-hop stars could ruin your snapshots.

OutKast's number one hit "Hey Ya" includes the "shake it" line as a reference to the motion that amateur photographers use to help along the self-developing film.

But in the "answers" section on the Polaroid Web site, the company says that shaking photos, which once helped them to dry, is not necessary since the modern version of Polaroid film dries behind a clear plastic window.

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Polaroid said its film should be laid on a flat surface and shielded from the wind, and that users should avoid bending or twisting their pictures. Of course, "lay it on a flat surface like a Polaroid picture," doesn't sound nearly as cool.

Kingfish Beatbox (Kingfish), Tuesday, 17 February 2004 19:29 (twenty-two years ago)

We did this on ILM

Aja (aja), Tuesday, 17 February 2004 19:32 (twenty-two years ago)

yeah, but my thread title was better.

Kingfish Beatbox (Kingfish), Tuesday, 17 February 2004 19:34 (twenty-two years ago)

What?

dean! (deangulberry), Tuesday, 17 February 2004 19:35 (twenty-two years ago)

dean

I already asked you not to do that!

Aja (aja), Tuesday, 17 February 2004 19:36 (twenty-two years ago)

Shake it like a shake'n'bake mixture?
shake it like faulty toilet fixture?
shake it like a Philip K. Dick shirt?

Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Tuesday, 17 February 2004 19:37 (twenty-two years ago)

Did your school burn down or som'n?

oops (Oops), Tuesday, 17 February 2004 19:38 (twenty-two years ago)

What could replace the line is actually a crucial problem because Weird Al is undoubtedly trying to figure out this very second.

Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Tuesday, 17 February 2004 19:38 (twenty-two years ago)

shake it like a Philip K. Dick shirt?


WHAT?

Jon Williams (ex machina), Tuesday, 17 February 2004 19:39 (twenty-two years ago)

shake it like a cripple-pulled rickshaw?

Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Tuesday, 17 February 2004 19:39 (twenty-two years ago)

actually I think Weird Al is trying to figure out if he can be double-specialized in both hands of his ambidextrious half-dwarf fighter-mage.

teeny (teeny), Tuesday, 17 February 2004 19:40 (twenty-two years ago)

Your polaroid could end up looking a little something like this:

http://www.angelfire.com/wy/bby2k/images/accident2.gif

Did your school burn down or som'n?

For the third time today.

I have this week off from school!

Aja (aja), Tuesday, 17 February 2004 19:40 (twenty-two years ago)

shake it like the gut on Nik Kershaw?

(aw, I have to assume Weird Al isn't gonna let a hit this big pass him by. And I pray he makes a crunk polka)

Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Tuesday, 17 February 2004 19:41 (twenty-two years ago)

Burn it like a plariod picture of your old lover

Aja (aja), Tuesday, 17 February 2004 19:42 (twenty-two years ago)

Burn it
Oh yeah
Burn it

Aja (aja), Tuesday, 17 February 2004 19:43 (twenty-two years ago)

I would demand a refund.

El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Tuesday, 17 February 2004 19:46 (twenty-two years ago)


Not do what?

dean! (deangulberry), Tuesday, 17 February 2004 19:47 (twenty-two years ago)

Actor Lindsay Lohan, 17, says she’s tired of public tiffs with Hillary Duff
NEW YORK (AP) — Lindsay Lohan says she’s tired of the drama between her and Hilary Duff.
The star of the upcoming movie Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen and Duff both dated pop singer Aaron Carter, and had a falling out that reportedly resulted in Duff asking Lohan to leave the premiere of Cheaper by the Dozen, in which Duff co-starred.
Lohan now says their spat is “silly” and “unnecessary.”
“I mean, she’s doing great. I’m a fan of hers. My sister loves her,” the 17-year-old Lohan said on ABC’s Good Morning America on Tuesday. “I just wanted to let her know I have no problems and neither should she. We were friends.”
When Diane Sawyer asked whether her fight with the 16-year-old Duff was “a high school thing,” Lohan answered, “Yeah.”
“It is the reason why I wanted to finish high school early because it is what you have to deal with in high school,” the actor said. “When you are working and stuff, the last thing you want to read is someone doesn’t like you. Let it go, you know what I mean? I just wanted to clear it up.”

My Huckleberry Friend (Horace Mann), Tuesday, 17 February 2004 19:50 (twenty-two years ago)

shake it like faulty toilet fixture?

Aja, many of us do not read ILM nor do we read most threads here. Some of us are grown-ups with grown-up jobs.

Viva La Sam (thatgirl), Tuesday, 17 February 2004 19:51 (twenty-two years ago)

Ok.

But why did you italicizes that?

Aja (aja), Tuesday, 17 February 2004 19:55 (twenty-two years ago)

You're a faulty toilet WHAT?

dean! (deangulberry), Tuesday, 17 February 2004 19:57 (twenty-two years ago)

Tin roof, rusted.

El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Tuesday, 17 February 2004 19:57 (twenty-two years ago)

You're a faulty toilet WHAT?

I didn't say what he itaicized

Aja (aja), Tuesday, 17 February 2004 19:59 (twenty-two years ago)

That, my dear, is why it is italicized. It is a quote and the italics let people know you are quoting from another post. Netettiquite, learn it please.

Viva La Sam (thatgirl), Tuesday, 17 February 2004 20:07 (twenty-two years ago)

Lindsay Lohan isn't Hillary Duff?

nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 17 February 2004 20:15 (twenty-two years ago)

nor is a*j*a!

My Huckleberry Friend (Horace Mann), Tuesday, 17 February 2004 20:16 (twenty-two years ago)

Netettiquite, learn it please.
-- Viva La Sam (...), February 17th, 2004.

I hope a rule of Netettiquite is to never EVER say "Netettiquite." In fact, that should be the only rule.

David Allen (David Allen), Tuesday, 17 February 2004 20:25 (twenty-two years ago)

right, it's Nettiquite, FULES!

My Huckleberry Friend (Horace Mann), Tuesday, 17 February 2004 20:27 (twenty-two years ago)

I need to post that busted drum photo Vahid found.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 17 February 2004 20:44 (twenty-two years ago)

I know the spelling is off. David, go play checkers with Aja.

Viva La Sam (thatgirl), Tuesday, 17 February 2004 20:45 (twenty-two years ago)

haha

strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 17 February 2004 20:50 (twenty-two years ago)

I know the spelling is off. David, go play checkers with Aja.
-- Viva La Sam (...), February 17th, 2004.

Not the spelling, the word. Nettiquite OR netettiquite, both = retarded.

David Allen (David Allen), Tuesday, 17 February 2004 22:53 (twenty-two years ago)

What about Nediquite?

El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Tuesday, 17 February 2004 22:54 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh well that's fine. Just not the other two.

David Allen (David Allen), Tuesday, 17 February 2004 22:54 (twenty-two years ago)

SHAKE IT LIAKE A SHAKE AND BAKE LAKE!!

KARL SMUMFY, Tuesday, 17 February 2004 23:29 (twenty-two years ago)

Shake it like Michael J Fox's fingers?


OK that was tasteless... I'll get me coat.

Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 00:49 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh well that's fine.

Rah.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 03:13 (twenty-two years ago)

William Bloody Swygart (mrswygart), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 03:19 (twenty-two years ago)

That, my dear, is why it is italicized. It is a quote and the italics let people know you are quoting from another post. Netettiquite, learn it please.

But why did you italicize something I didn't say if you were talking to me?

Aja (aja), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 03:41 (twenty-two years ago)

three years pass...

Polaroid warns buyers that there's no Polaroid to buy.

Ned Raggett, Friday, 8 February 2008 23:39 (eighteen years ago)

damn. still use mine.

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, 9 February 2008 01:38 (eighteen years ago)

there go those great old cameras

http://i.timeinc.net/time/magazine/archive/covers/1972/1101720626_400.jpg

gershy, Saturday, 9 February 2008 03:30 (eighteen years ago)

Fuji still produces several Polaroid-compatible films.

milo z, Saturday, 9 February 2008 05:00 (eighteen years ago)

two years pass...

http://www.the-impossible-project.com/

Il suffit de ne pas l'envier (Michael White), Wednesday, 24 March 2010 22:51 (sixteen years ago)

some hands on at the british journal of photography

http://www.1854.eu/2010/03/handson_with_impossible_px100.html

$3 a shot though

it is just like an unknown puzzle till the end of the world (dyao), Wednesday, 24 March 2010 23:54 (sixteen years ago)

Ugh @ how expensive this film is

every potty I know can be found here (Stevie D), Thursday, 25 March 2010 00:12 (sixteen years ago)

19 EUROS!

every potty I know can be found here (Stevie D), Thursday, 25 March 2010 00:13 (sixteen years ago)

But why did you italicize something I didn't say if you were talking to me?

― Aja (aja), Tuesday, February 17, 2004 10:41 PM (6 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

She's still waiting for an answer you know.

Usain Bolt Cola (Cattle Grind), Thursday, 25 March 2010 00:16 (sixteen years ago)

What?

jeff, Thursday, 25 March 2010 00:24 (sixteen years ago)

jeff

I already asked you not to do that!

Usain Bolt Cola (Cattle Grind), Thursday, 25 March 2010 00:28 (sixteen years ago)


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