things you will never do (again), because you have done them before

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eat a whole birthday cake

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 03:00 (twenty-two years ago)

watch the real world

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 03:01 (twenty-two years ago)

DATE SOMEONE YOU MET OVER THE INTERNET

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 03:01 (twenty-two years ago)

jess = otmfm

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 03:01 (twenty-two years ago)

get married

― ipsofacto (ipsofacto), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 03:02 (twenty-two years ago)

ditto.

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 03:03 (twenty-two years ago)

DATE SOMEONE YOU MET OVER THE INTERNET

― Jon Williams (ex machina), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 03:04 (twenty-two years ago)

take multiple vivarin

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 03:04 (twenty-two years ago)

abuse antihistamines

― Jon Williams (ex machina), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 03:05 (twenty-two years ago)

run from the police

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 03:06 (twenty-two years ago)

eat a bhang cookie in the middle of the desert

― mullygrubber (gaz), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 03:06 (twenty-two years ago)

take acid at a "laser light show"

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 03:06 (twenty-two years ago)

room with a born again christian

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 03:06 (twenty-two years ago)

Have a long distance relationship (it took me 4 tries to realise IT DOES NOT WORK)

― Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 03:07 (twenty-two years ago)

intentionally ingest dishwashing liquid on a dare

― ipsofacto (ipsofacto), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 03:07 (twenty-two years ago)

run in a marathon

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 03:09 (twenty-two years ago)

(okay i made that last one up)

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 03:09 (twenty-two years ago)

haha, I could be so cynical.

but I have done it before so forget it.

― RJG (RJG), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 03:09 (twenty-two years ago)

self-pierce any part of my body

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 03:10 (twenty-two years ago)

Speedballs.
Smoke (a boy can dream can't he.)
Kill a man just to watch him die.

― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 03:11 (twenty-two years ago)

cocaine

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 03:12 (twenty-two years ago)

Breastfeed.

― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 03:12 (twenty-two years ago)

Get a bachelor's degree

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 18 February 2004 03:13 (twenty-two years ago)

get a mohawk

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 03:14 (twenty-two years ago)

TOMBOT otm. I'm never going to school again *knock on wood*

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 03:14 (twenty-two years ago)

buy a ludacris record

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 03:14 (twenty-two years ago)

attempt to "lift weights"

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 03:15 (twenty-two years ago)

fly across country more than once in a year

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 03:15 (twenty-two years ago)

Be disappointed by a Ludacris record.

― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 03:16 (twenty-two years ago)

eat two jars of nutmeg

― mullygrubber (gaz), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 03:16 (twenty-two years ago)

be young

― mullygrubber (gaz), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 03:16 (twenty-two years ago)

Inhale chloroform.

― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 03:16 (twenty-two years ago)

Have sex with a thirteen year old.

― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 03:17 (twenty-two years ago)

believe anything alex in sf says

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 03:17 (twenty-two years ago)

eat krispy kreme donuts.. and be indignant about it.

― donut bitch (donut), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 03:17 (twenty-two years ago)

Wait. Wrong. Have sex with a fourteen year old.

― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 03:17 (twenty-two years ago)

can people count as "things"? (purely hypothetical)

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 03:17 (twenty-two years ago)

hit on a girl

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 03:17 (twenty-two years ago)

Hahaha they are all true except the killing one (and probably the smoking one.)

― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 03:18 (twenty-two years ago)

be young

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 03:18 (twenty-two years ago)

have a baby

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 03:18 (twenty-two years ago)

drink a vanilla coke

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 03:18 (twenty-two years ago)

eat a baby

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 03:19 (twenty-two years ago)

Intimidate the people who run the B*ngb*s web site.

― donut bitch (donut), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 03:19 (twenty-two years ago)

drink moxie

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 03:19 (twenty-two years ago)

or sloe gin

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 03:19 (twenty-two years ago)

or fast gin

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 03:20 (twenty-two years ago)

no gin of any kind

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 03:20 (twenty-two years ago)

buy any Sony DVD burner

― donut bitch (donut), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 03:20 (twenty-two years ago)

take multiple vivarin

Haha, it's not so bad.

― Colin Beckett (Colin Beckett), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 03:20 (twenty-two years ago)

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believe me the one-night stand and the insane women I refer to are NOT things you want in your life.

― Matos W.K. (M Matos), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 11:32 (twenty-two years ago)

stevem: do you want to do these things that the rest of us won't do again, again?

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 11:34 (twenty-two years ago)

no, for the first time

― stevem (blueski), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 11:38 (twenty-two years ago)

i was just talking about eating an entire birthday cake really

― stevem (blueski), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 11:39 (twenty-two years ago)

That reminds me: eating a whole Terry's Chocolate Orange (milk chocolate - if I can find a dark obv. it's all on)

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 11:45 (twenty-two years ago)

Inhale any kind of smoke when not trapped in a burning building.

Work for my ex-boss.

Eat spleen.

Throw Julio out of a pub.

― Markelby (Mark C), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 12:13 (twenty-two years ago)

drive whilst fucked-up

― Jeanne Fury (Jeanne Fury), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 15:48 (twenty-two years ago)

pretty much everything listed on this thread minus the 'throwing julio out of a pub, having a baby and seeing linkin park' parts

― kephm, Wednesday, 18 February 2004 15:52 (twenty-two years ago)

which puts me here. hell is a cubicle people.

― kephm, Wednesday, 18 February 2004 15:53 (twenty-two years ago)

procrastinate

― Aja (aja), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 15:59 (twenty-two years ago)

Post links to that one dude's website, damn.

― Allyzay, Wednesday, 18 February 2004 16:01 (twenty-two years ago)

drive home at 2:45 pm past the catholic all-girls high school and take out a mailbox because of uh distractions

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 22:57 (twenty-two years ago)

not that uh i've done that like today or anything

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 22:59 (twenty-two years ago)

'its only a ding'

― kephm, Wednesday, 18 February 2004 23:01 (twenty-two years ago)

pretty much everything listed on this thread minus the 'throwing julio out of a pub, having a baby and seeing linkin park' parts

This sound like the kind of plotline that the new Channel 4 comedy boss really ought to be commissioning.

― N. (nickdastoor), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 23:59 (twenty-two years ago)

But who will play Julio?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 19 February 2004 00:03 (twenty-two years ago)

I don't care, but Graham must be the omnipotent baby.

― N. (nickdastoor), Thursday, 19 February 2004 00:04 (twenty-two years ago)

visit my ex-girlfriend's blog.

― cozen (Cozen), Thursday, 19 February 2004 00:06 (twenty-two years ago)

Do I have to?

― N. (nickdastoor), Thursday, 19 February 2004 00:07 (twenty-two years ago)

post after nick.

― cozen (Cozen), Thursday, 19 February 2004 00:08 (twenty-two years ago)

Think I can walk like that on the ice just beacuse I'm listening to "Housequake"

― Colin Beckett (Colin Beckett), Thursday, 19 February 2004 00:10 (twenty-two years ago)

order a taco bell "club chalupa"

― dan (dan), Thursday, 19 February 2004 00:11 (twenty-two years ago)

send angry text messages when drunk

― the surface noise (electricsound), Thursday, 19 February 2004 00:12 (twenty-two years ago)

OTM.

last one: "fuck off?"

― cozen (Cozen), Thursday, 19 February 2004 00:13 (twenty-two years ago)

Eat a whole habanero pepper in one mouthful.

― Hunter (Hunter), Thursday, 19 February 2004 00:19 (twenty-two years ago)

wear eyeliner on a dare.

― todd swiss (eliti), Thursday, 19 February 2004 00:28 (twenty-two years ago)

read a book by ayn rand.

― todd swiss (eliti), Thursday, 19 February 2004 00:37 (twenty-two years ago)

eyeliner is great!!

― the surface noise (electricsound), Thursday, 19 February 2004 00:38 (twenty-two years ago)

lets just say that i dont need any help looking feminine.

also, another thing that i will never do again: order from deep discount cd.

― todd swiss (eliti), Thursday, 19 February 2004 00:45 (twenty-two years ago)

why?

― bnw (bnw), Thursday, 19 February 2004 00:49 (twenty-two years ago)

if that was directed to my deep discount cd post, it is because they not only sell cds, but cassettes as well, even though they label their cassette box sets as containing "discs"

― todd swiss (eliti), Thursday, 19 February 2004 00:51 (twenty-two years ago)

(it was... their free shipping offer is pretty tempting.)

― bnw (bnw), Thursday, 19 February 2004 00:53 (twenty-two years ago)

listen to Frank Zappa's 'Spider Of Destiny'

― stevem (blueski), Thursday, 19 February 2004 00:53 (twenty-two years ago)

listen to frank zappa

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Thursday, 19 February 2004 02:02 (twenty-two years ago)

'but you have to respect what they're doing!'

― Dave M. (rotten03), Thursday, 19 February 2004 02:33 (twenty-two years ago)

eat an entire frozen cheesecake

― ipsofacto (ipsofacto), Thursday, 19 February 2004 03:02 (twenty-two years ago)

Have two diiferent people think they're each my one and only best friend

― Aja (aja), Thursday, 19 February 2004 03:07 (twenty-two years ago)

listen to frank zappa

heh heh heh

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Thursday, 19 February 2004 06:17 (twenty-two years ago)

watch Labyrinth

― oops (Oops), Thursday, 19 February 2004 06:21 (twenty-two years ago)

seconds on Acid, books by Ayn Rand, and getting back together with someone.

― webcrack (music=crack), Thursday, 19 February 2004 06:26 (twenty-two years ago)

three years pass...

i have stuck to all of these!!

except the janet jackson breasts thing, though nipplegate kinda took the fun out of that

― strongohulkington, Thursday, 15 March 2007 22:38 (nineteen years ago)

try to make it work with her... again

― modestmickey, Friday, 16 March 2007 03:11 (nineteen years ago)

successfully use a second alias on ilx for a long period without ever getting caught

― modestmickey, Friday, 16 March 2007 03:14 (nineteen years ago)

work at the Black Dog.

― aimurchie, Friday, 16 March 2007 03:30 (nineteen years ago)

stomp on a rusty nail just to see if it'll go through my shoe.

― tipsy mothra, Friday, 16 March 2007 03:32 (nineteen years ago)

LSD
COLLEGE
SEX WITH AN EX

― Pleasant Plains, Friday, 16 March 2007 03:40 (nineteen years ago)

five years pass...

DATE SOMEONE YOU MET OVER THE INTERNET
― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, February 17, 2004 10:01 PM
jess = otmfm
― luna (luna.c), Tuesday, February 17, 2004 10:01 PM

i think may have lol'd for five minutes at this just now

― let's go do some crimes (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Sunday, 13 January 2013 01:49 (thirteen years ago)

do as I say, not as I do

― Aimless, Sunday, 13 January 2013 01:53 (thirteen years ago)

To be fair, I think Luna was manipulating dudes for money and attention rather than "date" them.

― Solange and thanks for all the fish (Nicole), Sunday, 13 January 2013 02:21 (thirteen years ago)

Spelunking (had three years of that)
Art modeling
Rock climbing
The whole sea monkey thing (if August wants pets, I'll get her real pets)
Vegas (had perfect trips there, afraid returning will ruin my streak and I'll get mugged or something)
Paint a bathroom purple or a hallway Eames fiberglass pink
Own a snake
Wear six inch heels
Wear four inch heels
Be a French maid for Halloween

― *tera, Sunday, 13 January 2013 08:14 (thirteen years ago)

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