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FAT BEES!

― Kingfish Beatbox (Kingfish), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 03:38 (twenty-one years ago)

OMG that is the cutest thing EVAH!

― Orbit (Orbit), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 03:42 (twenty-one years ago)

I heart you fat bee.

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 03:42 (twenty-one years ago)

FAT BEES EAT TOO MUCH HONEY

― Kingfish Beatbox (Kingfish), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 03:44 (twenty-one years ago)

somewhere, out there, ethan's head just exploded.

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 03:45 (twenty-one years ago)

That bee looks very guilty and sad! Poor bee.

― Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 03:45 (twenty-one years ago)

How does it fly?

― Aja (aja), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 03:46 (twenty-one years ago)

no, the bee is thinking. very hard.

xpost

― Orbit (Orbit), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 03:47 (twenty-one years ago)

Why does that bee have such a guilty expression, and, more importantly, where's my basketball?!

― jazz odysseus, Wednesday, 18 February 2004 03:47 (twenty-one years ago)

"how does it fly?"

Apparently it floats like a balloon.

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 03:48 (twenty-one years ago)

I see.

― Aja (aja), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 03:50 (twenty-one years ago)

When bees ingest a lot of helium, it tends to destroy their relationships with other bees, especially those who have also... ingested a lot of... uh... helium. And porcupines.

― jazz odysseus, Wednesday, 18 February 2004 03:53 (twenty-one years ago)

Because nobody likes a high-talkin' bee.

― jazz odysseus, Wednesday, 18 February 2004 03:53 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.osric.com/~jeremy/bee.jpg

high bee.

― Kingfish Beatbox (Kingfish), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 03:54 (twenty-one years ago)

oh dear.

― Orbit (Orbit), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 03:55 (twenty-one years ago)

It looks depressed

― Aja (aja), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 03:56 (twenty-one years ago)

never fear!

FAT BEE FINDS PROZAC

http://www.osric.com/~jeremy/happybee.gif

― Kingfish Beatbox (Kingfish), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 03:56 (twenty-one years ago)

Aww.

He's in love!

― Aja (aja), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 03:57 (twenty-one years ago)

HE IS HIGHER THAN A KITE

HIGH FAT BEE

― Kingfish Beatbox (Kingfish), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 03:57 (twenty-one years ago)

No, the Bee is in love. He is *so* *cute*!!!!

― Orbit (Orbit), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 03:58 (twenty-one years ago)

That bee up there isn't high! That bee is devastated because of what he's just done to his best friend (another helium fiend).

― jazz odysseus, Wednesday, 18 February 2004 03:59 (twenty-one years ago)

OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD! CUTENESS ATTACK! CUTENESS ATTACK! ARRRGGH!

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 04:00 (twenty-one years ago)

That drugged bee looks like he's been chroming, blimey!

― Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 04:04 (twenty-one years ago)

OH NOES! IT'S FAT BEE'S ARCHNEMESIS!

SKINNY WASP!

http://www.osric.com/~jeremy/wasp.gif

― Kingfish Beatbox (Kingfish), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 13:32 (twenty-one years ago)

http://tahitidavid.free.fr/images/bumblebee.gif

― stevem (blueski), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 13:45 (twenty-one years ago)

fuck bees

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 13:52 (twenty-one years ago)

fat fuck bees

― stevem (blueski), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 13:55 (twenty-one years ago)

With the sodomising bee stick?

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 13:56 (twenty-one years ago)

FAT BEES JUST WANT TO BRING A LITTLE SWEETNESS INTO YOUR LIFE

― Kingfish Beatbox (Kingfish), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 13:57 (twenty-one years ago)

also, FAT BEES SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE

― Kingfish Beatbox (Kingfish), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 15:13 (twenty-one years ago)

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B000002UY5.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

― j.lu (j.lu), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 15:28 (twenty-one years ago)

what does that girl do now?

― stevem (blueski), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 15:42 (twenty-one years ago)

cries.

― teeny (teeny), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 15:45 (twenty-one years ago)

But she still has the outfit and, on special occasions, unplugs the 'phone and dresses up in it to remind her of the old times, the times when she was happy.

― Liz :x (Liz :x), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 15:47 (twenty-one years ago)

her name is Heather DeLoach, she's an actress I believe.

yup, here's her IMDB entry

― Kingfish Beatbox (Kingfish), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 15:49 (twenty-one years ago)

Her career seems somewhat flat.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 18:41 (twenty-one years ago)

It's kinda sad that I know this bit of Blind Melon trivia, but the girl on the album cover isn't the same girl as in the video. The picture on the album cover was an old photo of one of the band member's sisters I think.

― BrianB (BrianB), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 19:33 (twenty-one years ago)

FAT BEES LIKE TO SHAKE IT

FAT BEA FREAK OUT

― Kingfish Beatbox (Kingfish), Thursday, 19 February 2004 23:27 (twenty-one years ago)

This thread reminds me of (poss. repeated anecdote alert - N. not to thread) my friend Christian mishearing the Flavor Flav lyric "two bees in a bucket" as "two peas in a bucket", searching for it on the net AND DISCOVERING THERE WAS A SCRAPBOOKING SITE ALREADY CALLED THAT. wtf?

― Markelby (Mark C), Friday, 20 February 2004 12:49 (twenty-one years ago)

two peas in a bucket...motherfuck it

― Donna Brown (Donna Brown), Friday, 20 February 2004 14:07 (twenty-one years ago)

i am so so scared of these pictures, but it was the first thing that popped in my head with the title, so here you are:

http://www.trulyyours.com/images/wpe93987.gif

― colette (a2lette), Friday, 20 February 2004 14:10 (twenty-one years ago)

Possibly nsfw

― Leee Majors (Leee), Friday, 20 February 2004 19:56 (twenty-one years ago)

"possibly?"

― Kingfish Beatbox (Kingfish), Friday, 20 February 2004 20:04 (twenty-one years ago)

Front row, left.

http://tustinsoftball.com/images/2001%20Team%20Photos/10u9killer_bees.jpg

― maypang (maypang), Friday, 20 February 2004 20:09 (twenty-one years ago)

I hate bees. I wish they'd just f*ck off. Don't get me started on hornets.

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Friday, 20 February 2004 20:11 (twenty-one years ago)

and I hate your little dog, too!

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Friday, 20 February 2004 20:16 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.osric.com/~jeremy/bees2.jpg

― Kingfish Beatbox (Kingfish), Friday, 20 February 2004 20:18 (twenty-one years ago)

Someone throw some water on Spencer.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 20 February 2004 20:20 (twenty-one years ago)

What a World! What a World!

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Friday, 20 February 2004 21:12 (twenty-one years ago)

colette, I'm sure there was a thread some time ago where the consensus of opinion was that Anne Geddes is evil and must be stopped!

― smee (smee), Saturday, 21 February 2004 00:14 (twenty-one years ago)

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All those beads just for a set of bee-cups.

― maypang (maypang), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 05:02 (twenty-one years ago)

Ouch! A runaway helium balloon right in the eye!

― jazz odysseus, Wednesday, 25 February 2004 05:12 (twenty-one years ago)

ten months pass...

o fat bee, your innocence was too much for this world.

― teeny (teeny), Saturday, 15 January 2005 14:48 (twenty years ago)

fat bee lives a long, hard life

― kingfish (Kingfish), Sunday, 16 January 2005 01:17 (twenty years ago)

teh new desktop wallpaper.

― Remy IS THE Snush (x Jeremy), Sunday, 16 January 2005 01:26 (twenty years ago)

teh new flavor sensation

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Sunday, 16 January 2005 03:01 (twenty years ago)

You can freeze bumblebees and they'll come out alive and the way the bumblebee flies is against the laws of physics.
The Bumblebee is better than you.

― Nellie (nellskies), Sunday, 16 January 2005 13:08 (twenty years ago)

they're cold-blooded is why they can do that

― Mr. Vas Djifrens (byzantum), Sunday, 16 January 2005 13:30 (twenty years ago)

http://www.as-seen-on-tv-2-go.com/pics/HBFB-6.jpg

― ade (Adrian Langston), Sunday, 16 January 2005 16:02 (twenty years ago)

http://www.ikea.com/PIAimages/16928_PE101253_S3.jpg

― Chrchuckis Tatum (Chuck Tatum), Sunday, 16 January 2005 19:21 (twenty years ago)

three weeks pass...

once again, Fat Bee would like to wish you a belated happy mardi gras:

ihttp://www.osric.com/~jeremy/mardi_gras_bees.gif

― Kingfish MuffMiner 2049er (Kingfish), Thursday, 10 February 2005 23:28 (twenty years ago)

for those of you also wishing to pay tribute, please post all MS Paint fat bee fan art here

― Kingfish MuffMiner 2049er (Kingfish), Thursday, 10 February 2005 23:39 (twenty years ago)

ihttp://www.marylen.com/jpegs/bugs/b34.jpg

― j.lu (j.lu), Friday, 11 February 2005 04:24 (twenty years ago)

http://www.eternallythankfulbooks.com/shop_image/product/1097.jpg

― j.lu (j.lu), Friday, 11 February 2005 04:24 (twenty years ago)

five months pass...

http://socialitelife.com/images/babybee.jpg

― Dr. Glen Y. Abreu (dr g), Thursday, 28 July 2005 23:10 (twenty years ago)

http://portfolio.iu.edu/dhollowa/depressedbee.gif

"Thinks It's Fat" Bee

― Deric W. Haircare (Deric W. Haircare), Thursday, 28 July 2005 23:24 (twenty years ago)

no that's a Flabby Wasp

― latebloomer: You may order a puppet similar to this one (latebloomer), Friday, 29 July 2005 00:47 (twenty years ago)

http://www.spookyboutique.com/boutique/details/8412-bumblebee.jpg

― James Mitchell (James Mitchell), Friday, 29 July 2005 00:50 (twenty years ago)

Aw where art thou, original fatbee?

My b/f (who lurks here) sometimes shouts "I heart you fat bee!" like Luna did above; for no reason really, he was just tickled by this thread =)

― Trayce (trayce), Friday, 29 July 2005 00:56 (twenty years ago)

What did the original fat bee look like? I can't remember now.

― walter kranz (walterkranz), Friday, 29 July 2005 01:03 (twenty years ago)

http://www.sanworx.com/bee-happy/images/FatBee_large.gif

― j.lu (j.lu), Friday, 29 July 2005 01:07 (twenty years ago)

Did Jeremy actually draw OFB? (heh, that makes it sound like a Gangsta rapper... Da Original Eff Bee).

― Trayce (trayce), Friday, 29 July 2005 02:11 (twenty years ago)

no, I stole the originl from SA. The one from upthread isn't showing up since my buddy deleted my directory from his home server.

― kingfish (Kingfish), Friday, 29 July 2005 02:22 (twenty years ago)

Awww... fat bee gorn :(

― Trayce (trayce), Friday, 29 July 2005 02:24 (twenty years ago)

don't worry, fat bee is never far away. sometimes, if you look inside yourself, you'll find him there, buzzing away.

http://img88.imageshack.us/img88/5277/fatbee7qx.gif

if you've got a heart,
then fat bee's a part
of yoooouuuuu

― kingfish (Kingfish), Friday, 29 July 2005 02:36 (twenty years ago)

YAY! :D

― Trayce (trayce), Friday, 29 July 2005 02:36 (twenty years ago)

OK now I'll be singing the gumby theme all day with "fat bee" subbed in, you realise that? ;P

― Trayce (trayce), Friday, 29 July 2005 02:37 (twenty years ago)

I want a Fat Bee/Super Carrot x-over written and drawn by Mullygrubbr's young'un.

― Truckdrivin' Buddha (Rock Hardy), Friday, 29 July 2005 03:08 (twenty years ago)

Oh weird, I've never actually seen the fatbee. I think I read this thread before and the image didn't show up so I had some imaginary fat bee in my mind that was all fuzzy and real looking with big googly eyes.

― walter kranz (walterkranz), Friday, 29 July 2005 04:05 (twenty years ago)

This may be obvious from my username, but I LOVE BEES. I have more things w/ bees on them than a person should have, because people always get me gifts of things w/ bees on them, and then my significant other hides them so that our apartment is not overrun w/ bee-themed stuff(note to him because I know he'll read this - I took the 'queen bee' photo magnet frame to work so you don't have to hide it).

― queenbee (queenbee), Friday, 29 July 2005 14:23 (twenty years ago)

We have a back yard full of flowering things and big fat slow bees that roll around in the pollen. They'll crawl up in the rose of sharon blooms for a while, then crawl around on the outside of the hosta blooms for variety. I was thinking the bees must have been awfully frustrated because the hosta flowers aren't big enough for them to crawl into, so I went and watched from about a foot away and got the shock of the day. Hosta blooms have a SEXY LITTLE SLIT that the bees stick their little pollenator into from the outside of the flower. Lawsy mercy!

― Truckdrivin' Buddha (Rock Hardy), Saturday, 30 July 2005 03:26 (twenty years ago)

Bee's be shaggin!

― Trayce (trayce), Saturday, 30 July 2005 05:12 (twenty years ago)

six months pass...

http://www.marylen.com/jpegs/bugs/b9.jpg

Fat Bee likes cat chow, apparently.

http://www.marylen.com/jpegs/bugs/b27.jpg vs http://www.marylen.com/jpegs/bugs/b29.jpg

"Fat Drone" vs "Cuddle Bee"

http://www.marylen.com/jpegs/bugs/b34.jpg

Dapper fat bee!

http://media.euniverse.com/funpages/cms_content/10597/images/beee.jpg

― kingfish has gene rayburn's mic (kingfish 2.0), Monday, 13 February 2006 20:06 (nineteen years ago)

does someone have a different link to the original picture? i want to see a cute bee!

― AaronK (AaronK), Monday, 13 February 2006 23:23 (nineteen years ago)

that last one wasn't fat at all..

― ken c (ken c), Monday, 13 February 2006 23:29 (nineteen years ago)

this was the original fat bee:

http://img88.imageshack.us/img88/5277/fatbee7qx.gif

― kingfish has gene rayburn's mic (kingfish 2.0), Monday, 13 February 2006 23:37 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.evilkid.com/store/EKproduct/beebumper.jpg

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 14 February 2006 00:28 (nineteen years ago)

wow that was not what i expected.

thanks kingfish!

― AaronK (AaronK), Tuesday, 14 February 2006 00:32 (nineteen years ago)

I love fat bee!

― teeny (teeny), Tuesday, 14 February 2006 01:05 (nineteen years ago)

Git back to birthin' babies, lady

― Jimmy Mod (I myself am lethal at 100 -110dB) (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Tuesday, 14 February 2006 01:05 (nineteen years ago)

(kiddding)

― Jimmy Mod (I myself am lethal at 100 -110dB) (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Tuesday, 14 February 2006 01:07 (nineteen years ago)

I think it's funny how much baby stuff has bees on it! My boy is wearing a crawler with bees on his newborn picture. I want to put fat bee on a poster for his room or something.

― teeny (teeny), Tuesday, 14 February 2006 01:19 (nineteen years ago)

go for it

― kingfish has gene rayburn's mic (kingfish 2.0), Tuesday, 14 February 2006 01:51 (nineteen years ago)

aw, original fat bee, you are the best fat bee.

― rrrobyn (rrrobyn), Tuesday, 14 February 2006 02:00 (nineteen years ago)

I prefer DFM

― Vintage Latin (dog latin), Tuesday, 14 February 2006 02:05 (nineteen years ago)

THE original Fat Bee:

― pixel farmer (Rock Hardy), Tuesday, 14 February 2006 03:17 (nineteen years ago)

one year passes...

http://beedogs.com/index_files/image002.jpg
http://beedogs.com/

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Monday, 9 April 2007 21:48 (eighteen years ago)

nine years pass...

o fat bee, your innocence was too much for this world.

― teeny (teeny), Saturday, January 15, 2005 8:48 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― augh (Control Z), Monday, 14 November 2016 19:32 (eight years ago)

http://imgur.com/a/frIWb

― augh (Control Z), Monday, 14 November 2016 19:33 (eight years ago)

https://s17.postimg.org/3wz0il1mn/The_Bee.jpg

― augh (Control Z), Monday, 14 November 2016 19:56 (eight years ago)

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