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Yes, it's PROG ROCK ILE!

Let's do it on ice! Wearing capes! Rick Wakeman reprazent!

Do you like my new kaftan?

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 12:59 (twenty-two years ago)

Matt, your post was 4,800 words too short.

― Markelby (Mark C), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 13:04 (twenty-two years ago)

The technical accomplishment was perfect. Not a noun out of place.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 13:05 (twenty-two years ago)

So should I jam knives between the keys on my laptop like Keith Emerson, then jump on it?

― robster (robster), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 13:15 (twenty-two years ago)

Hey look, ILE has got so big we need to drive it around in three big lorries. One with I emblazoned on the top. One with Love on the top, and a slightly longer one with Everything written on it.

― Pete (Pete), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 13:20 (twenty-two years ago)

I think all subsequent posts should be written with lasers. In the sky.

― robster (robster), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 13:24 (twenty-two years ago)

Man!! RickyT and Katie told me the other week about Jean Michelle Jarre's LASER THEREMIN SYSTEM! Why is this man not worshipped as a new god??

― Sarah (starry), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 13:28 (twenty-two years ago)

Because he's French.

― Madchen (Madchen), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 13:31 (twenty-two years ago)

It's a laser harp, dude, not a theremin. We are all just hataz who are jealous of his shagging Charlotte Rampling or something. Also his music is k-rub on the whole.

― Ricardo (RickyT), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 13:38 (twenty-two years ago)

A LASER HARP.

Madchen, you may be well advised to note that THE BABY JEBUS was a furrin too, and we worshipped HIM, didn't we? And he didn't even haf a LASER HARP!

I am so excited about the laser harp!! What else did he have? Did he have his own tank?

TANK ROLL CALL:
1. Tarkus (although more of an armadillo plus tank than vice versa)
2. Super Furry Animals
3. ....

― Sarah (starry), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 13:41 (twenty-two years ago)

Didn't Aphex Twin have a tank as well?

Anyway, the LASER HARP:
http://laserharp.manuel-schulz.com/assets/images/harp.jpg

― robster (robster), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 13:44 (twenty-two years ago)

Yeah. He lives in a bank and he drives a tank.

― Ricardo (RickyT), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 13:46 (twenty-two years ago)

That laser harp is the coolest thing I've ever seen. So, you touch the lasers and it makes a noise? This is truly the future of music.

Don Henley bought the Super Furry tank, I think. He collects them.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 13:54 (twenty-two years ago)

I was imagining bigger lasers than that!! Ones where you had to run across the entire stage to play them and YOU COULD SEE THEM FROM MARS!!!!!

!!!!

Of course as the Mars Colony is not yet established I suppose that was a fules dream :(

Didn't Menswe@r tour Camden in a tank, once?

― Sarah (starry), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 13:58 (twenty-two years ago)

Incidentally, are you sure that is actually a laser harp and not a forcefield keeping Jean Michel imprisoned?

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 14:00 (twenty-two years ago)

This thread will not get many hits this side of the Channel, but will consistently be viewed by a frightneing number of people in France for many years.

― Daeve B (daveb), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 14:04 (twenty-two years ago)

J'aime beaucoup le prog. Le prog, c'est magnifique.

Or is 'prile' French slang for pigfucking or something?

― Mathieu DC (Matt DC), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 14:06 (twenty-two years ago)

Je t'adore La Machine Doux. Et Kevin Ayers! Ooh la la!

― Dave B (daveb), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 14:13 (twenty-two years ago)

Je prile
Tu priles
Il prile
Nous prilons
Vous prilez
Ils prilent

― Madchen (Madchen), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 14:20 (twenty-two years ago)

Jean Michel Jarre, il prile aussi. Et MC Solaar. Zut alors!

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 14:23 (twenty-two years ago)

Wow - acronym to foreign language verb chart in 1 hour 21 minutes.

― Dave B (daveb), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 14:24 (twenty-two years ago)

My First Post to This thread
Including the Dance of Fire Chickens
and the Slaying of the Elf-God
An Observation by Colin.

― Colin Meeder (Mert), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 14:42 (twenty-two years ago)

I shall be using the pentatonic scale for my own Apres-Midi des Sprites et Goblins, which shall be performed in the Royal Albert Hall by myself and the London Symphony Orchestra (the most rock of the bunch). With lots of lasers and capes and that.

― Liz :x (Liz :x), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 14:45 (twenty-two years ago)

A-HEM. I believe I have booked the London Symphony Orchestra to back up my "Chapitres de la Vie du Poulet-Ours" ("Episodes From the Life of the Chickenbear").

― j.lu (j.lu), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 15:34 (twenty-two years ago)

Yeah but you haven't got a Tibetan throat-singing choir for the finale have you suckah?

― Liz :x (Liz :x), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 15:37 (twenty-two years ago)

PUH-leeze, Tibetan throat-singing is so over. I've got a sextet of Pakistani qawwali singers and a death-metal vocalist who burps "The Star-Spangled Banner."

― j.lu (j.lu), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 15:39 (twenty-two years ago)

So which one of you ordered the life-size inflatable Stonehenge?

― robster (robster), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 15:40 (twenty-two years ago)

Bah. Have the stinking LSO then. I shall retire to my country mansion to work on my magnum opus, which will BLOW ALL YOUR TINY MINDS. I will have real life elves as well.

― Liz :x (Liz :x), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 15:41 (twenty-two years ago)

I ordered a robotic Tankpuss that blows fire, you cretin! Honestly, I can't work under these conditions. I QUIT!

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 15:41 (twenty-two years ago)

I have a robotic Bagpuss. I R prog/kids TV crossovah!!

― Markelby (Mark C), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 15:47 (twenty-two years ago)

three years pass...

::20 minute free jazz mandolin solo later::

― Masonic Boom, Friday, 2 March 2007 14:14 (nineteen years ago)

This thread does not have enough knobs.

http://www.vintagesynth.com/moog/m55_5whole.jpg

― Ed, Friday, 2 March 2007 14:17 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.acc.umu.se/~zqad/cats/1163920442-1162644506184.jpg

― Masonic Boom, Friday, 2 March 2007 14:18 (nineteen years ago)

If you look closely it was actually a three year mandolin solo.

― chap, Friday, 2 March 2007 14:21 (nineteen years ago)

THAT'S STILL NOT PROG ENOUGH

― Matt, Friday, 2 March 2007 23:22 (nineteen years ago)

I'm so disappointed, I was thinking this was Puerto Rican ILE.

― Laurel, Saturday, 3 March 2007 00:28 (nineteen years ago)

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