Mike Hanley Makes Me Wet

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― , Thursday, 18 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I think you're confusing him with water, or some other form of liquid.

Speaking of liquids I'm having ramune cravings today. Ramune is this mad traditional Japanese lemonade type thing which comes in a bottle which instead of a lid, has a MARBLE, so you have to open the fecker by smushing the marble down into the bottle. It's ace!!

― Sarah, Thursday, 18 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

did you pee yourself tony? or did you grow a vagina in the night?

― jess, Thursday, 18 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

jess - haven't you ever licked ass mucous?

― Geoff, Thursday, 18 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

and i thought there was nothing said on il* that could gross me out...

― jess, Thursday, 18 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Mike Hanle y Wets Himself -- discuss.

― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 18 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

he makes me laugh

― Lesley Higgins, Thursday, 18 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I can't say that Mike makes me wet...unless he orders a sudden rain shower to descend on me, he can do that sort of thing.

― james, Thursday, 18 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

You people. What are you like?

― DavidM, Thursday, 18 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Starry, marbles in lemonade bottles were NOT confined to japan, they were certainly used over here, 30s/40s at a guess. See, the fizzyness keeps the marble up, here is a frankly rather scary thing aboot it...

― carsmilesteve, Thursday, 18 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

if you think he does, he does.

― di, Thursday, 18 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I make myself wet too. New song written about ILE soon

― Mike Hanle y, Friday, 19 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I am deeply disturbed by the idea of someone spontaneously growing a vagina overnight. Is there a pill you can take to prevent against that? What if it grew in an unexpectedly embarrassing spot? ("Hey George, how are things- GOOD GOD, WHAT'S THAT ON YOUR FACE????? ")

― Dan Perry, Saturday, 20 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Dan - unsurprisingly perhaps, there's a Will Self story about that very predicament. I also remember being told that about a porn video with a similar plotline, but I have doubts.

Geoff's comment was ever so grosser and I offer respect.

― Tim, Saturday, 20 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

facial vaginas are not attractive unless its the mouth

― Mike Hanle y, Saturday, 20 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

This has interesting implications for those of us with goatees ...

― Tadeusz Suchodolski, Saturday, 20 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

i imagine tadeusz as looking very much like satan.

― ethan, Saturday, 20 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Why, thank you Mr. Padgett!

― Tadeusz Suchodolski, Saturday, 20 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

The Devil's Vagina is hot and red

― Mike Hanle y, Sunday, 21 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Will Self Will Schmelf. "The Jeweller", on John Cale's Slow Dazzle, is a story about a man whose eyesocket turns into a vagina.

― Tom, Monday, 22 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

and how in hell would you know that mike hanle y?

― The Devil, Monday, 22 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

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