this is the thread where those flaming aussie mongrels keep talking to the kiwi sheepfuckers

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Even though I am neither.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 20 February 2004 04:58 (twenty-one years ago)

(Oh yes, previous 1000 posts here.)

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 20 February 2004 04:59 (twenty-one years ago)

thankyou ned, you're a honey

― ipsofacto (ipsofacto), Friday, 20 February 2004 05:00 (twenty-one years ago)

sugar uh huh uh huh ah ah

― the surface noise (electricsound), Friday, 20 February 2004 05:01 (twenty-one years ago)

you are my candy guuuurrll.....

― ipsofacto (ipsofacto), Friday, 20 February 2004 05:02 (twenty-one years ago)

You mean I missed the 1000th post? *cries*

― Trayce (trayce), Friday, 20 February 2004 05:02 (twenty-one years ago)

thats not how the song goes trayce!

― ipsofacto (ipsofacto), Friday, 20 February 2004 05:02 (twenty-one years ago)

Whoops :D

― Trayce (trayce), Friday, 20 February 2004 05:02 (twenty-one years ago)

Now, we need to find some more americans to eat, so Ned wont feel so nervous. Wheres oops and dyson?

Um... maybe I couldve phrased that a bit better.

― Trayce (trayce), Friday, 20 February 2004 05:03 (twenty-one years ago)

hello

― nonediblebär (llamasfur), Friday, 20 February 2004 05:07 (twenty-one years ago)

nonedible? Bah thats no good!

― Trayce (trayce), Friday, 20 February 2004 05:10 (twenty-one years ago)

speaking of edible, there is a chocolate mud cake in the fridge, but it's been in there a week now. Should I give it a go or should I bin it?

― ipsofacto (ipsofacto), Friday, 20 February 2004 05:13 (twenty-one years ago)

bin it. it'll only soak up the booze

― the surface noise (electricsound), Friday, 20 February 2004 05:13 (twenty-one years ago)

damn! Trust you to say something like that. Steal that wine from work and send it to me. I'm thinking of going without dinner so i can buy a bottle instead.

― ipsofacto (ipsofacto), Friday, 20 February 2004 05:14 (twenty-one years ago)

Seems I have rep. Just got this email:

"you can get the wine now and ill pay you back, or get it later
from theo's when we go to dinner. up to you. if you get it now, dont drink it yet"

― ipsofacto (ipsofacto), Friday, 20 February 2004 05:28 (twenty-one years ago)

Hahah sounds like something my friends would say to me.

― Trayce (trayce), Friday, 20 February 2004 05:45 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm hopeless :)

― ipsofacto (ipsofacto), Friday, 20 February 2004 05:46 (twenty-one years ago)

i'm a lil late, but no, you could not have phrased that any better, trayce.

― oops (Oops), Friday, 20 February 2004 05:47 (twenty-one years ago)

Eh heh heh.

― Trayce (trayce), Friday, 20 February 2004 05:48 (twenty-one years ago)

tginhof

― the surface noise (electricsound), Friday, 20 February 2004 05:52 (twenty-one years ago)

just posting to say i'm on the piss (macs gold mate) watching cricket on tele yeah its good eating cashews and nachoes and guacamole and theres pasta with blue cheese broccoli sundried tomatoes coming soon followed by bluebeerry smoothies this is the life is it not?

― The Lady Ms Lurex (lucylurex), Friday, 20 February 2004 05:56 (twenty-one years ago)

it sure is!

― the surface noise (electricsound), Friday, 20 February 2004 05:56 (twenty-one years ago)

awwww...yummmmmmm

― ipsofacto (ipsofacto), Friday, 20 February 2004 05:57 (twenty-one years ago)

So shall I start salting you up, oops?

(this is sounding even WORSE now haha)

― Trayce (trayce), Friday, 20 February 2004 05:58 (twenty-one years ago)

everyone needs minty to cook for them!!

also i have decided that if i ever have a lobotomy and decide to have children, i am naming the malespawn "port royal" and the femalespawn "gudang".

― The Lady Ms Lurex (lucylurex), Friday, 20 February 2004 06:02 (twenty-one years ago)

scott styris just hit a six. rock on.

― The Lady Ms Lurex (lucylurex), Friday, 20 February 2004 06:02 (twenty-one years ago)

Mmmmm lobotomised chicks

― Silly Sailor (Andrew Thames), Friday, 20 February 2004 06:04 (twenty-one years ago)

maccallum and styris are caning ass.

― The Lady Ms Lurex (lucylurex), Friday, 20 February 2004 06:05 (twenty-one years ago)

Yeah but Shortland Street's on!

― Silly Sailor (Andrew Thames), Friday, 20 February 2004 06:05 (twenty-one years ago)

andrew if they ever my frontal lobe, i'll donate it to you with love. meh, i can catch up with shorters later.

― The Lady Ms Lurex (lucylurex), Friday, 20 February 2004 06:07 (twenty-one years ago)

actualyl whats happening? hows tash and donna and chris? styris just hit another six, as much i love shorters, this is pretty awesome.

― The Lady Ms Lurex (lucylurex), Friday, 20 February 2004 06:08 (twenty-one years ago)

Tash admitted to Shannon Chris didn't do anything but you prob saw that. Donna/Tash are sick of living w/Toni, Barb thinks Marshall's insane.

― Silly Sailor (Andrew Thames), Friday, 20 February 2004 06:10 (twenty-one years ago)

What madness is this?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 20 February 2004 06:11 (twenty-one years ago)

i missed it last night too. styris hit another six. ned we are talking about the lovely shortland street, between my cricket commentary.

― The Lady Ms Lurex (lucylurex), Friday, 20 February 2004 06:12 (twenty-one years ago)

but you probably gathered that. styris hit another six.

― The Lady Ms Lurex (lucylurex), Friday, 20 February 2004 06:13 (twenty-one years ago)

Ah, cricket -- all is clear(er). And Shortland Street lives on in my heart.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 20 February 2004 06:13 (twenty-one years ago)

254/5 off 38 overs. w00t!

― The Lady Ms Lurex (lucylurex), Friday, 20 February 2004 06:15 (twenty-one years ago)

is donna gonna go back to chris? has marshall confessed he loves god yet? and will such a confession mean he and delphi can get it on?

― The Lady Ms Lurex (lucylurex), Friday, 20 February 2004 06:22 (twenty-one years ago)

Nope, it means he has to go to Australia, unless he stays for her sake/renounces his calling.

― Silly Sailor (Andrew Thames), Friday, 20 February 2004 06:24 (twenty-one years ago)

Any beating scenes in this soapie? I've got some vokda in the freezer and Rach has just painted my zoot suit white. We're going to have some fun tonight!!!

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Friday, 20 February 2004 06:30 (twenty-one years ago)

ooh sort a yeah. victor hit his wife once cos she got with his son. and the son - didn't he get the beat from a gang once? oh and there was an exciting murder last year.

― The Lady Ms Lurex (lucylurex), Friday, 20 February 2004 06:38 (twenty-one years ago)

I was like "uh oh, 10 w/out loss" then I remembered that's only an achievement if NZ's batting

― Silly Sailor (Andrew Thames), Friday, 20 February 2004 06:40 (twenty-one years ago)

OK this cricket talk confuses and infuriates morbo, so I'm going to bugger off shopping in chapel street now. Nyar. I may be online later, as I have no life.

Have fun y'bastids.

― Trayce (trayce), Friday, 20 February 2004 06:41 (twenty-one years ago)

The sound of leather on willow... THWACK!!!!

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Friday, 20 February 2004 06:43 (twenty-one years ago)

Keep yr Buffy fantasies to yrself!

― Silly Sailor (Andrew Thames), Friday, 20 February 2004 06:44 (twenty-one years ago)

hahahahahahahaha

― The Lady Ms Lurex (lucylurex), Friday, 20 February 2004 06:45 (twenty-one years ago)

bwahahahahahaaaaheargh!!!

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Friday, 20 February 2004 06:47 (twenty-one years ago)

another 1000 post by midnight!

― mullygrubber (gaz), Friday, 20 February 2004 07:18 (twenty-one years ago)

does your zoot suit give you a wedgie col?

― mullygrubber (gaz), Friday, 20 February 2004 07:21 (twenty-one years ago)

Mully, if you could only see what I'm wearing as I type this...

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Friday, 20 February 2004 07:51 (twenty-one years ago)

Skipping 722 messages at this point... Click here if you want to load them all.

i would look FABULOUS in gold lamé

― the surface noise (electricsound), Friday, 5 March 2004 03:01 (twenty-one years ago)

it miraculously extracts all the badness from hamburgers then, the george?

i never suggested you wouldn't jimboat!

― mullygrubber (gaz), Friday, 5 March 2004 03:01 (twenty-one years ago)

oh i know i just wanted to be narcisstic for a moment

― the surface noise (electricsound), Friday, 5 March 2004 03:02 (twenty-one years ago)

you can see your own reflection in a gold lame suit!

― mullygrubber (gaz), Friday, 5 March 2004 03:03 (twenty-one years ago)

have you remixed colins track yet? has he remixed yours?

― mullygrubber (gaz), Friday, 5 March 2004 03:06 (twenty-one years ago)

i haven't finished recording anything yet!

― the surface noise (electricsound), Friday, 5 March 2004 03:07 (twenty-one years ago)

he'll only need the vocals...won't he?

anyway i foresee you leaving tugboat to form a "band" with him. him in his orange dress, you in the lame. the dis...

― mullygrubber (gaz), Friday, 5 March 2004 03:12 (twenty-one years ago)

there's already a disappointments, unfortunately

― the surface noise (electricsound), Friday, 5 March 2004 03:12 (twenty-one years ago)

i imagine it would be like whitehouse, except substantially camper

― the surface noise (electricsound), Friday, 5 March 2004 03:13 (twenty-one years ago)

i thought dispeptics. but it appears that is not actually a word.

― mullygrubber (gaz), Friday, 5 March 2004 03:15 (twenty-one years ago)

the disingenuous

― the surface noise (electricsound), Friday, 5 March 2004 03:15 (twenty-one years ago)

perfect.

― mullygrubber (gaz), Friday, 5 March 2004 03:17 (twenty-one years ago)

Yes, that is perfect.

Question: why, in dress-up groups, is the drummer always the caveman, the keyboard player always the mad scientist, the guitarist always the demon, and the singer always the voodoo shaman?

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Friday, 5 March 2004 03:23 (twenty-one years ago)

does mandy kane fit into the formula?

― the surface noise (electricsound), Friday, 5 March 2004 03:25 (twenty-one years ago)

Hmmm, not - maybe that's the problem?

I've thought of another good name for our imaginary band, jim:

Camper Van Whitehouse

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Friday, 5 March 2004 04:03 (twenty-one years ago)

haha that's quite clever

― the surface noise (electricsound), Friday, 5 March 2004 04:05 (twenty-one years ago)

Yes, it israeli good. Although I can't really imagine anything more camp than Whitehouse.

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Friday, 5 March 2004 04:28 (twenty-one years ago)

picture them screaming pansy division lyrics

― the surface noise (electricsound), Friday, 5 March 2004 04:37 (twenty-one years ago)

Sadly, I never got to hear Pansy Division.

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Friday, 5 March 2004 05:06 (twenty-one years ago)

it's like emo, except by boys for boys

― the surface noise (electricsound), Friday, 5 March 2004 05:07 (twenty-one years ago)

Hey, this is my first post to this thread and i never read a single messsage on it! ;-)

― donut bitch (donut), Friday, 5 March 2004 05:07 (twenty-one years ago)

Ah stuff that. I like my rock to swagger and swing. Like my rocks.

Hi Donut Bitch!

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Friday, 5 March 2004 05:10 (twenty-one years ago)

Hi!

I just wanted to be included even though I'm not a Flaming Aussie Mongrel nor am I a Kiwi Sheepfucker! But this thread just seems SOOO popular, and it, like, keeps hitting the top of New Answers, like, all the time! You guys must be awesome! :) :) :)

― donut bitch (donut), Friday, 5 March 2004 05:13 (twenty-one years ago)

we know that

― the surface noise (electricsound), Friday, 5 March 2004 05:14 (twenty-one years ago)

colin: there's some potential stagewear on offer on ebay

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=3801913906&category=58717

― the surface noise (electricsound), Friday, 5 March 2004 05:22 (twenty-one years ago)

or you could buy all of vincent gallos film equipment:

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=3800772715&category=4691

― ipsofacto (ipsofacto), Friday, 5 March 2004 05:27 (twenty-one years ago)

i was half expecting it to consist of a super 8 camera and a tripod made out of old trees

― the surface noise (electricsound), Friday, 5 March 2004 05:28 (twenty-one years ago)

All in all, Gallo put more effort into this production package than the whiny Wes Anderson, the sputtering Spike Jonze, the un-darling Darren Aronofsky have put into their whole lives.

classic.

― the surface noise (electricsound), Friday, 5 March 2004 05:29 (twenty-one years ago)

One guess who's talking in the third person. The most amusing part is reading his feedback.

― ipsofacto (ipsofacto), Friday, 5 March 2004 05:30 (twenty-one years ago)

strike that, i mean the feedback he left for others.

― ipsofacto (ipsofacto), Friday, 5 March 2004 05:32 (twenty-one years ago)

i'll say one thing for gallo, he knows his shit (shame he doesn't know he's shit)

― the surface noise (electricsound), Friday, 5 March 2004 05:36 (twenty-one years ago)

I think he may be a shit person, but he's a great film maker

― ipsofacto (ipsofacto), Friday, 5 March 2004 05:38 (twenty-one years ago)

actually his records aren't bad either, if you block out the lyrics

― the surface noise (electricsound), Friday, 5 March 2004 05:39 (twenty-one years ago)

His use of heart of the sunrise by yes in buffalo 66 is spot on.

― ipsofacto (ipsofacto), Friday, 5 March 2004 05:43 (twenty-one years ago)

I did like that film.

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Friday, 5 March 2004 05:46 (twenty-one years ago)

what's not to like? it had christina in it

― the surface noise (electricsound), Friday, 5 March 2004 05:47 (twenty-one years ago)

Yes. Zaftig, compliant freaks are a weakness of mine.

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Friday, 5 March 2004 05:48 (twenty-one years ago)

Radio Fbi's damn disappointing on the 9-5 shift I must say. Very, very, straight music, and not much of it. It improves on weekends and late at night.

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Friday, 5 March 2004 06:07 (twenty-one years ago)

DB, it took you long enough to post here!

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 5 March 2004 06:07 (twenty-one years ago)

Hi Ned.

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Friday, 5 March 2004 06:10 (twenty-one years ago)

It's Friday afternoon, everyone's gone home. I'm seeing an electro goth band tonight. Looking forward to drinking a million beers and falling over.

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Friday, 5 March 2004 06:14 (twenty-one years ago)

Aaah f*** yez all ya mongrels, I going home.

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Friday, 5 March 2004 06:43 (twenty-one years ago)

its friday night and i have to fucking well work tomorrow. should i drink a million beers regardless?

― mullygrubber (gaz), Friday, 5 March 2004 07:11 (twenty-one years ago)

yes, yes you def. should.

― ipsofacto (ipsofacto), Friday, 5 March 2004 07:32 (twenty-one years ago)

why did i know kate was gonna say that?

― mullygrubber (gaz), Friday, 5 March 2004 07:59 (twenty-one years ago)

why just beer¿

― dyson (dyson), Friday, 5 March 2004 08:12 (twenty-one years ago)

er...what would you have me drink dyson, considering my obligations?

also when're you here?

― mullygrubber (gaz), Friday, 5 March 2004 08:22 (twenty-one years ago)

i am drinking bloody marys. i have a toothpick in my mouth. the darkness is on tele so so soon.

― The Lady Ms Lurex (lucylurex), Friday, 5 March 2004 08:27 (twenty-one years ago)

continue here please? its taking too long to load again.

― mullygrubber (gaz), Friday, 5 March 2004 08:40 (twenty-one years ago)

why did i know kate was gonna say that?
-- mullygrubber (tinydemon...), March 5th, 2004 6:59 PM. (gaz) (later)

possibly because I am a student and I don't work...oh and I'm an alcoholic too!

― ipsofacto (ipsofacto), Friday, 5 March 2004 08:42 (twenty-one years ago)

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