How fucking stupid am I?

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Earlier tonight I spilled an entire mug of hot chocolate on my lap. Since Wifey is fast asleep and it's just me, the dog, and King of the Hill, I stripped down and continued emailing, eBaying, whatever.

Decided to make a cup of tea to soothe my sore throat. Boiled water and - yep, you guessed it - managed to spill some on my naked body. Am in serious pain on my lower thigh and upper knee. Missed splashing my cock with bubbling hot water by about 5 inches.

I'm rarely this clumsy - perhaps I'm just getting stupid. Either way, it was like a Roadrunner cartoon here a minute ago.

― roger adultery (roger adultery), Friday, 20 February 2004 06:39 (twenty-two years ago)

Missed splashing my cock with bubbling hot water by about 5 inches.

good thing you didn't click on those penis enlargement spam then.

― ken c (ken c), Friday, 20 February 2004 06:43 (twenty-two years ago)

a lesson learned, certainly

― roger adultery (roger adultery), Friday, 20 February 2004 06:44 (twenty-two years ago)

Well of course, your post answers its own question, but still, naked tea drinking internet surfing could be a new reality tv program. You may be on to something.

― Skottie, Friday, 20 February 2004 07:22 (twenty-two years ago)

Huh! I was doing this two years ago.

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Friday, 20 February 2004 08:23 (twenty-two years ago)

Maybe you should still to tepid drinks, then you wont be burnt or shocked by the cold!

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Friday, 20 February 2004 08:55 (twenty-two years ago)

Wife comes downstairs finds you naked in fromt of the computer ebaying googling whatever, C/D?

― mark grout (mark grout), Friday, 20 February 2004 09:31 (twenty-two years ago)

with an aroma of hot chocolate in your lap, continuing...

― mark grout (mark grout), Friday, 20 February 2004 09:31 (twenty-two years ago)

"Hi honey! I just spilt some milk!"

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Friday, 20 February 2004 10:04 (twenty-two years ago)

four years pass...

last night was the first proper night of our 10-pin bowling league, so the games were purely to work out your handicap.

why then, did i decided that night was the night to bowl my best ever two games in a row (average 190, usual average 140??) to leave my handicap 0 and basically i'll be scoring stupidly low scores for the weeks to come?!?!?

― ken c, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 16:39 (eighteen years ago)

I've been there... but aren't handicaps recalculated every week based on your updated league average?

― Rock Hardy, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 17:03 (eighteen years ago)

yeah.. but it's going to take a few weeks to normalise again!

― ken c, Thursday, 21 February 2008 00:50 (eighteen years ago)

Ken, you could've started a new thread about bowling rather than conjuring images of a naked Roger Adultry running through his house naked with his thighs on fire.

― Pleasant Plains, Thursday, 21 February 2008 01:09 (eighteen years ago)

hahahahahahaha this thread is awesome

― John Justen, Thursday, 21 February 2008 01:10 (eighteen years ago)

to answer the initial poster, "yes". i didn't read what he wrote though.

― omar little, Thursday, 21 February 2008 01:15 (eighteen years ago)

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