What to Say When You Sneeze?

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My mother is giving me a bad time about saying bless me. After I sneeze I say "Bless Me". I have done this since I was a young girl. Why my mother never caught on then is beside me. She says it rude of me to ask someone to bless me after I sneeze. I however have never viewed it as asking anyone anything. I always said it quietly and took it as blessing myself, not asking others do it for me. Am I wrong. Is my saying "bless me" making people uncomfortable. Or is my mother picky.

Erynn

― erynn b, Friday, 20 February 2004 22:19 (twenty-two years ago)

I say "excuse me"

― Aja (aja), Friday, 20 February 2004 22:22 (twenty-two years ago)

I say "achoo"

― Leee Majors (Leee), Friday, 20 February 2004 22:25 (twenty-two years ago)

After?

I say that during.

― Aja (aja), Friday, 20 February 2004 22:25 (twenty-two years ago)

i usually say "fuck"

― Felonious Drunk (Felcher), Friday, 20 February 2004 22:27 (twenty-two years ago)

Why?

Do you snezze on expensive clothes

― Aja (aja), Friday, 20 February 2004 22:28 (twenty-two years ago)

I often say things like:

"Bloody hell, I keep sneezing"

― jel -- (jel), Friday, 20 February 2004 22:28 (twenty-two years ago)

I never say anything.

― maypang (maypang), Friday, 20 February 2004 22:31 (twenty-two years ago)

"stop sneezing on my arm, ya fuck!"

― Kingfish Beatbox (Kingfish), Friday, 20 February 2004 22:33 (twenty-two years ago)

"cheeseburger"

― Leee Majors (Leee), Friday, 20 February 2004 22:33 (twenty-two years ago)

"i didnt need you anyways"

― kephm, Friday, 20 February 2004 22:34 (twenty-two years ago)

What does your mother say when she farts? Perhaps she should be taken down a notch as well.

― andy, Friday, 20 February 2004 22:56 (twenty-two years ago)

Nothing myself, but my ex- used to scream HORSESHIT as she expelled the grossness. With some practice she turned it into a passing approximation of AHCHOO. Try it, it's fun - and better if you turn around and apologize innocently.

― The Second Drummer Drowned (Atila the Honeybun), Friday, 20 February 2004 23:03 (twenty-two years ago)

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