I'd rather have a dishwasher in my apartment than a shower/bathtub

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I'm living for the first time in over a decade in an apartment without a dishwasher. I can always go to the gym to take a shower with far better water pressure (and it's open almost around the clock), but I hate hate hate hate hate having to wash dishes in the sink. Yech.

Shouldn't the Patriot Act be amended to guarantee dishwashers in every dwelling?

― Skottie, Saturday, 21 February 2004 15:34 (twenty-two years ago)

take your dishes to the gym.

― RJG (RJG), Saturday, 21 February 2004 15:36 (twenty-two years ago)

Dishwashers can fuck off. Energy guzzling stinking pains in the back. Unless they're at tabletop height. I've always hankered after one I didn't have to bend over to stack and unstack. Ours has been broken for about a year and we haven't bothered fixing it.

― N. (nickdastoor), Saturday, 21 February 2004 15:52 (twenty-two years ago)

They're good for poaching fish though, apparently.

― N. (nickdastoor), Saturday, 21 February 2004 15:54 (twenty-two years ago)

there is more space in my house devoted to bathroom than kitchen, how wrong

― stevem (blueski), Saturday, 21 February 2004 15:57 (twenty-two years ago)

I'd far rather have a gorgeous bathroom than a fancy kitchen.

― N. (nickdastoor), Saturday, 21 February 2004 15:59 (twenty-two years ago)

I wouldn't mind either.

but, yeah, bathroom first, please.

― RJG (RJG), Saturday, 21 February 2004 16:02 (twenty-two years ago)

do you two cook much? as much as you wash?

I'm not sure what a swizz kitchen is. (separate hot and cold taps? filter tap? ice machine? dishwasher?) but I'd rather have a nice kitchen than bathroom.

fuck dishwashers yeah!

― cozen (Cozen), Saturday, 21 February 2004 16:05 (twenty-two years ago)

do you two cook much? as much as you wash?

PHEAR THE ANSWER TO THESE QUESTIONS (then buy some super-strong incense).

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Saturday, 21 February 2004 16:09 (twenty-two years ago)

I wash more than I cook, yes.

― N. (nickdastoor), Saturday, 21 February 2004 16:10 (twenty-two years ago)

I miss the dishwasher from my apartment, I rediscovered how lazy I am when it comes to washing dishes.

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Saturday, 21 February 2004 16:11 (twenty-two years ago)

I cook more than I wash. I wash every morning. it's not that strange a state of affairs, surely.

― cozen (Cozen), Saturday, 21 February 2004 16:11 (twenty-two years ago)

I don't cook a breakfast, am usually out at lunchtime and don't always cook in the evening.

I shower most mornings and then wash my face at night.

So washing wins.

― N. (nickdastoor), Saturday, 21 February 2004 16:13 (twenty-two years ago)

wash my face at night.

dish washer.

― cozen (Cozen), Saturday, 21 February 2004 16:18 (twenty-two years ago)

nick is dish?

― RJG (RJG), Saturday, 21 February 2004 16:19 (twenty-two years ago)

or nick is a dish?

― RJG (RJG), Saturday, 21 February 2004 16:20 (twenty-two years ago)

I think he's calling me dishy.

― N. (nickdastoor), Saturday, 21 February 2004 16:20 (twenty-two years ago)

I wash more than cook, yes, btw.

― RJG (RJG), Saturday, 21 February 2004 16:20 (twenty-two years ago)

Cook's a bit stinky.

Skottie - have you considered putting all your dirty dishes in the shower?

― N. (nickdastoor), Saturday, 21 February 2004 16:21 (twenty-two years ago)

Kramer to thread.

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Saturday, 21 February 2004 16:24 (twenty-two years ago)

haha at nick.

― RJG (RJG), Saturday, 21 February 2004 16:25 (twenty-two years ago)

Btw, at what point do all pots, pans, items of crockery and cutlery morph into 'dishes'?

― N. (nickdastoor), Saturday, 21 February 2004 16:28 (twenty-two years ago)

once the dishwasher door is closed.

as long as there is no window.

why don't dishwashers have windows?

― RJG (RJG), Saturday, 21 February 2004 16:29 (twenty-two years ago)

The same reason you are now called RGB.

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Saturday, 21 February 2004 16:30 (twenty-two years ago)

It goes back to the Window Tax of 1783.

― N. (nickdastoor), Saturday, 21 February 2004 16:31 (twenty-two years ago)

Well I can see how...huh?

I have both a dishwasher and a shower/bathtub = you gotta make way for the homo superior. That IS what Bowie meant, right?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 21 February 2004 16:34 (twenty-two years ago)

I think he was talking about Digimon.

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Saturday, 21 February 2004 16:35 (twenty-two years ago)

That's even better!

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 21 February 2004 16:35 (twenty-two years ago)

Bowie threw out his dishwasher around the same time he realised he wasn't a homo after all.

― N. (nickdastoor), Saturday, 21 February 2004 16:36 (twenty-two years ago)

The man cannot live up to his convictions and now eats off of paper plates.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 21 February 2004 16:37 (twenty-two years ago)

Actually, which rock star do you think is least likely to have a dishwasher. Brian Eno?

― N. (nickdastoor), Saturday, 21 February 2004 16:38 (twenty-two years ago)

One of those Japanese commune dudes. If you mean pop star, the usual Justin/Missy/etc. suspects, they have someone wash dishes for them.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 21 February 2004 16:39 (twenty-two years ago)

Ted Nugent. I think he rips the meat from the bone and then tosses the carcasses aside.

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Saturday, 21 February 2004 16:39 (twenty-two years ago)

If you mean pop star, the usual Justin/Missy/etc. suspects, they have someone wash dishes for them.

Yeah, but wouldn't the servants be allowed to use one? I don't know, maybe not. I guess pop stars can be quite demanding.

― N. (nickdastoor), Saturday, 21 February 2004 16:44 (twenty-two years ago)

You boueougoueisouisisisisisise freaking slobs!!! A dishwasher? there's one in our flat that has never ever been useed. Dishwashers are just an excuse for really slobby disgusting uncleanly people to be even MORE uncleanly because they can just excuse that the dishwasher is full. And crap like that. grrrrrrrr. Don't get me started. Just wash the freaking things after you use them. Any problems? FUCK RIGHT OFF!!!

(NOMORESHERRYFORMEPLEASE)

― The River Kate (kate), Saturday, 21 February 2004 21:15 (twenty-two years ago)

A CAT SNEAKED IN TO ME SAMDWICH!1

― KARL SMUMFY, Sunday, 22 February 2004 00:02 (twenty-two years ago)

I'd rather have another shelf than a dishwasher. Never had luck with those things. They never quite clean the dishes right.. either too little or too much (i.e. sticky soapy residue on plates), which means i have to hand-wash them anyway afterwards. WTFP?

― donut bitch (donut), Sunday, 22 February 2004 00:05 (twenty-two years ago)

A CAT PEANIS IWAS ON THE BREAD1!!! NOW ITS EGGS

― KARK SMUMFY, Sunday, 22 February 2004 00:25 (twenty-two years ago)

ARE IN IT!

― KARL SMUMFY, Sunday, 22 February 2004 01:14 (twenty-two years ago)

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