This is funny - this fat, obnoxious, sexist asshole I used to work with has decided to give up his day job and become a Club Rep because he's so desperate for someone, anyone to shag him... HAHAHAHAHA

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God, this is funny. This guy's such a knob. I really dislike him, and wish someone would say - "dude, a fat ugly obnoxious asshole is a fat, ugly obnoxious asshole wherever you go in the world". Does he really think girls enter some kind of desperation time warp when they board a plane to Ibiza which makes them somehow more accepting of having 25 stone worth of molten lard bouncing on top of them?

― C-Man (C-Man), Saturday, 21 February 2004 15:34 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.geocities.com/wintermute_v031/c-man.txt

― dasd, Saturday, 21 February 2004 15:42 (twenty-two years ago)

Who's that?

― C-Man (C-Man), Saturday, 21 February 2004 15:44 (twenty-two years ago)

Jeff Chang refers to himself in the third person

― Nate in ST.P (natedetritus), Saturday, 21 February 2004 15:47 (twenty-two years ago)

Righty, let's try this question again and I shall summarise.

Guy I once knew (NOT a nice person - very, very sexist, really not a nice guy) is trying to become a Clib Rep. The reason? Sex. Straightforward enough thread right?

Not one sensible answer.

Now although I don't like the guy, I'm also pretty concerned for his well being. I'm nice like that. I think he's in for a disappointment. I admit my opinion is an uneducated one. I've only seen "Club Reps" on TV. I have never known a Club Rep.

Anyone care to comment?

― C-Man (C-Man), Saturday, 21 February 2004 15:50 (twenty-two years ago)

yes, i would like to comment

― Stringent Stepper (Stringent), Saturday, 21 February 2004 15:51 (twenty-two years ago)

is that Nigel up there?

― stevem (blueski), Saturday, 21 February 2004 15:53 (twenty-two years ago)

A mate of mine was a club rep - she assures me that its about as far removed from that tv show as possible. From what I can gather, club reps are too overworked and under-appreciated yo have the ENERGY for rampant shagging. I think this chap you know will be sadly disappointed. If he's only going there for the rumpy-pumpy, he'll only last a fortnight.

― Johnney B (Johnney B), Saturday, 21 February 2004 16:46 (twenty-two years ago)

Is the money good?

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Saturday, 21 February 2004 16:46 (twenty-two years ago)

I mean, it'll be better than what I'm paying myself, even if it's shit, but I'm not looking at doing this anyway, I was just trying to think of some upside for this poor fellow.

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Saturday, 21 February 2004 16:47 (twenty-two years ago)

I think the money is pretty dire. I believe you get paid your living expenses and enough to live on and I believe you have to meet sales targets as well. However, there is room to manouver into a team leader position if you do well and you can always go to somewhere such as Turkey where you chances of running into the Ibiza mob are slim.

Personally, I'm not much of a drinker and only date someone within a relationship so it's my thing - but this chap seems to believe that the minute he's off the plane he'll be engaged in sex acts. Even if your chances of being laid are no doubt improved among drunken holiday goers - I'd imagine his competition is going to be enormous and that's before you take in such variables as personality and physical attraction.

For all I'm saying, the guy actually has some alright points from what I recall. He's pretty depressive about not getting a woman but cosidering that he objectifies women on account of whether there tits are big enough for him, I think a severe personality bypass might be in order before he takes one on.

― C-Man (C-Man), Saturday, 21 February 2004 17:10 (twenty-two years ago)

I meant to say "it's not my thing".

― C-Man (C-Man), Saturday, 21 February 2004 17:11 (twenty-two years ago)

whether there are tits big enough for him, you mean?

― RJG (RJG), Saturday, 21 February 2004 17:13 (twenty-two years ago)

what's a club rep?

― s1ocki (slutsky), Saturday, 21 February 2004 17:13 (twenty-two years ago)

It's that attribute on Champ Manager that determines how likely big name players are to sign for you.

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Saturday, 21 February 2004 17:15 (twenty-two years ago)

He's pretty depressive about not getting a woman but cosidering that he objectifies women

not getting a woman

objectifies women

I nearly moved.

― Sick Nouthall (Nick Southall), Saturday, 21 February 2004 17:17 (twenty-two years ago)

haha!

― ssfsdf, Saturday, 21 February 2004 17:20 (twenty-two years ago)

why would you care this much (enough to start a thread) about some sexist guy you DON'T like that you USED to work with?

― stevem (blueski), Saturday, 21 February 2004 17:24 (twenty-two years ago)

i think it's the classic case of "my 'friend' has this problem..."

― s1ocki (slutsky), Saturday, 21 February 2004 17:26 (twenty-two years ago)

HOI HOI

― stevem (blueski), Saturday, 21 February 2004 17:27 (twenty-two years ago)

He's pretty depressive about not getting a woman but cosidering that he objectifies women on account of whether there tits are big enough for him, I think a severe personality bypass might be in order before he takes one on.

you said it, not us

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Saturday, 21 February 2004 19:49 (twenty-two years ago)

I think we have to live and let live. Maybe he *will* shag some women and enjoy himself. Good luck to him: it's a free world.

― All Bunged Up. (Jake Proudlock), Sunday, 22 February 2004 10:13 (twenty-two years ago)

Good thread, but I got nothing to add.

― Speedy Gonzalas (Speedy Gonzalas), Sunday, 22 February 2004 10:23 (twenty-two years ago)

"sex acts"

― Matt (Matt), Sunday, 22 February 2004 16:35 (twenty-two years ago)

I meant to say "it's not my thing".

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Sunday, 22 February 2004 16:49 (twenty-two years ago)

< sensible answer ahoy >
Has he actually been on one of those holidays?

also, heck. If he goes, he probably will. the key point is having low selection criteria. < / sensible answer ahoy >

― mark grout (mark grout), Monday, 23 February 2004 10:41 (twenty-two years ago)

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