is america like a bad sci-fi movie currently?

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because you see channel 4 news has this UTTERLY CREEPY GHASTLY MORONIC US correspondent called david smith who — apart from having the most irritating voice in the known universe and omitting the verb from most of his rococo yet banal sentences — is currently describing america-under-the-shadow-of-anthrax in the most lurid terms, terrified, gung-ho, streets deserted except for the militia... he's always been a major cretin, but i think he has now flipped off into active fantasy

mark s, Thursday, 18 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

us posters say how normal or otherwise life is
uk posters say how useless or otherwise david smith is
dunedin posters freestyle as per

mark s, Thursday, 18 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Life has been so utterly normal out here in California that it's almost funny. Well, it is funny. Bad sf movie -- well, V was set here, but that was a miniseries.

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 18 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

what with all the megadeth killer spores in the air ducts and "the enemy walks among us" paranoia abounding, we're all extras in a straight-to-video release written by Glenn Danzig.

fritz, Thursday, 18 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I got some packets of sugar from McDonald's and spilled them all over the office floor, but they didn't close the building down and send everyone home, dammit.

dave q, Thursday, 18 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

the effort was there, we'll give you credit for that much. but it's moving too slowly to be a bad horror movie. If it was we would all have died over a month ago. Four hours is the absolute highest time limit allowed.

Maria, Thursday, 18 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

sorry to bring down a commendably light-hearted take on the q, but does anyone else see a suspicious pattern in the anthrax envelopes? that the targets are exactly what you'd imagine they'd be if, say, some right-wing AMERICAN nutjobs had decided on jihad? Tom DASCHLE for god's sakes?? he's the democratic minority leader! Osama's going after him?? add to that the attacks on the "liberal media elite" and the 90 planned-parenthood clinics that have received powdered envelopes, and it seems like the only conclusion. why aren't we interrogating operation rescue???

tracer Hand, Thursday, 18 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

i just hope mine stars "rowdy" roddy piper.

and in answer to your question mark, its more like a bad sf novel. a strange air to be sure, but much more subtle than most filmed sci-fi has captured.

jess, Thursday, 18 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

all the anthrax targets fit your scenario, tracer, *except* the florida tabloids - probably the only news media those right-wing nutjobs believe.

fritz, Thursday, 18 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

tracer's theory = obvious sense, and has in fact been somewhat commented on, at least in uk (also by susan sontag in salon): ppl (eg momus) have been saying ANTHRAX ANTHRAX since abt 10-11, so the mcveigh faction have had plenty of time to "think of it themselves" and take action

what happened to the j-lo angle?

mark s, Thursday, 18 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

But maybe it was Ed Anger, trying to get rid of his competition.

Kerry, Thursday, 18 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I've seen some exaggerating in the television news - for example, they've changed the headline "Attack on America" to "Anthrax in America" with a big blowup shot of anthrax. But the media folks are generalizing their own anxiety to the greater public. Whereas I think a lot of people are secretly relieved that prominent, powerful people- or people who work in centers of power - are getting hit, instead of regular folks. Or maybe it's more accurate to say that people like Dan Rather don't seem very real. If this were upsetting people so much, there wouldn't be so many jokes about it around the water cooler.

Kerry, Thursday, 18 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I have to say life's pretty normal. Except for those strange grey people with huge veiny heads that moved in next door. . .

Samantha, Thursday, 18 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Plus, all the Anthrax is from New Jersey. I'm certain that says something, besides reinforcing the idea that Jersey is a hellhole full of nutjobs that is.

Ally, Thursday, 18 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I'm still trying to figure out what "weapons grade" anthrax is. Either you have a toxic, sporulating anthrax strain or you don't. I'm sure these strains exist in labs all over the place. I don't think it takes a national laboratory to scrape some white stuff off a petri dish.

Kris, Thursday, 18 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Kris, the "weapons grade" phrase was thrown at a Leeds Univ Chemistry prof on the news last night and he shrugged and said (in effect), "That means completely nothing: ask me real grown-up chemistry questions or I will spey your puppy."

mark s, Thursday, 18 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Awesome! I wanna take a class from that guy.

Kris, Thursday, 18 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Why were they asking a chemistry professor about anthrax, anyway? They should ask him how to make mescaline from lighter fluid.

Kris, Thursday, 18 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

What spooks me is that we haven't heard that much in the way of the investigation making progress. It seems we have no clue where this came from yet. Still, one has to wonder how much of the scare can be attributed to the current political climate.

bnw, Thursday, 18 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Yes, to answer the question, it is quite a lot like George A Romero's 'The Crazies' .

Andrew L, Thursday, 18 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

ED ANGER! imagine how fun it must be to write his and dear dottie's columns! but not that weird specific horiscope and the celebrity gossip thing that's just made-up letters asking them to reveal stuff that celebrities just revealed in major interviews that month.

ethan, Thursday, 18 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Plus, all the Anthrax is from New Jersey. I'm certain that says something, besides reinforcing the idea that Jersey is a hellhole full of nutjobs that is.

Ahem!

BTW, my dad is a postmaster in NJ. He's OK if anyone cares.

Tadeusz Suchodolski, Thursday, 18 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

ppl (eg momus) have been saying ANTHRAX ANTHRAX since abt 10-11, so the mcveigh faction have had plenty of time to "think of it themselves" and take action

I mentioned anthrax on September 15th, after seeing a doctor on TV warning that it may have been released after the towers were destroyed. The latest anthrax to be discovered (in Kenya) was sent from Atlanta on September 9th, which rather scotches Mark's theory that loose talk since the 11th is to blame.

Is America terrified and deserted? Well, there was no queue at the Chinatown (Knickerbocker Station) post office today, and all the workers there were wearing white gloves. Usually there's a big line.

I was photographed yesterday for the Boston Globe by a big burly man who had covered wars in the Balkans and the Middle East. He was at the Trade Center when it collapsed, shooting pictures. He said this had affected him more than anything he'd seen in his life. A week afterwards he was in a bar and just started crying, and couldn't stop for two hours, he told me.

Every time you think things are getting back to normal, some creepy thing comes up like the possibility of a smallpox outbreak. The government telling you that they will be able to do mass innoculation 'within three years' is not very reassuring.

Personally, I will be leaving the States pretty soon as a result of this. Give me good old-fashioned Japanese earthquakes any day.

Momus, Thursday, 18 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I figure this -- we've always been surrounded by potential doom. The situation is far from perfect, but it's far from shit as well.

Ned Raggett, Friday, 19 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Actually, Nick, when you first moved here I had some suspicions you'd become severely disillusioned with the USA sooner or later, but for it to happen this way...well, it sucks that you're leaving but I can't say I entirely blame you, considering your situation and all.

In Midtown NY, restaurants are a little emptier than usual, you hear sirens more often, and some streets are completely cordoned off. (If the UN complex, esp. the Ralph Bunche park, wasn't so beautiful, it'd be eeriely quiet. No car can get within a block's distance of it.) But you can ignore all that, and sometimes even take pleasure in the pockets of fake normal. Aside from that, everyone and everything looks much like they have at any time in the last couple years. The sci-fi is entirely in the mind, completely invisible and suffocatingly present.

The funny thing is that the recent anthrax outbreaks have actually made me less scared of bioterrorism, not more. The really scary thing finally happened, and it hasn't been quite so bad...though OBVIOUSLY there's nothing to precent things from getting worse, so my current state of denial is just as irrational as any state of panic I've been in the last few weeks.

Michael Daddino, Friday, 19 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Correction: the Kenya anthrax was mailed from Atlanta via Florida on the 8th September. Story here.

The smallpox thing is something the US govt is now preparing for, not something that's been diagnosed. Smallpox is officially extinct. The US is said to have destroyed all remaining copies of the virus. But it's known to be alive and well and living in North Korea and Iraq.

Semantics. In the US this conflict is mostly called 'The New War'. In the Middle East it's known as 'Death To America'. For some apposite comments, go here .

Momus, Friday, 19 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

sorry momus i was not blaming you or yr talk for the anthrax attacks: just pointing out that anthrax rumours predated anthrax mailings (and using yr memorable post as the memory jogger)

yes the kenya story would somewhat scotch the theory if every bit of it is true — but far too much "noise" i think so far to take it for gospel on all points (eg FBI — unlike kenyans? — currently refuse to treat postmark as undeniable proof of sending point)

and i still agree with tracer that the US targets make no sense, in al-qaeda terms — also the FBI reward for info speaks volumes

mark s, Friday, 19 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Tabloid powder had a star of david enclosed - a blame-it-on-the-Jews move, if the far right? (still doesnt explain J-Lo!!). Oh well this is all rumour.

Tom, Friday, 19 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

A dude from the National Enquirer is on tv now, he's tested positive for anthrax. Whoever it is apparently makes no distinction between tabloid and "mainstream" media, which wouldn't be too difficult, if you ask me.

Kerry, Friday, 19 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

The main thing for me that makes it seem completely abnormal and creepy in the city is that people are still talking about it nonstop. I can't go to the bar without hearing it. And it's never someone sitting there saying, "Well my husband was killed in the attack" or "I lost 3 friends" or "I was there", it's the fucking navel gazers who are just blabbering on about it, with these "Oh, all my friends were late to work that day!" comments, or a few "Oh, I didn't know anyone there" (?!). It's like, then, uh, shut up already and get on with it so we can get back to normal someday.

Ally, Friday, 19 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

six years pass...

fascinating thread.

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Sunday, 23 March 2008 00:04 (eighteen years ago)

saw a blog post lately that said between these two youtube clips, the answer is YES

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CnnOOo6tRs8

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W1czBcnX1Ww

moonship journey to baja, Sunday, 23 March 2008 00:09 (eighteen years ago)

Great decade.

Bodrick III, Sunday, 23 March 2008 02:08 (eighteen years ago)

2000

Millenium Cults run amok on Jan 1st in an orgy of suicide and violence. Most destroy themselves.

Massive firestorms, collectively called "the Brushfire", rage over the Northwestern U.S., destroying millions of acres of farm and grassland.

The Wasting Plague hits U.S. and Europe, killing hundreds of thousands. Legal measures are instituted that severely restrict the rights of those with infectious diseases.

The Senate is forced to recognize Texas as a "Free State." Alaska soon becomes a Free State as well.

Construction of the Crystal Palace space station is begun in low orbit.

First "extended family" Posergangs established.

2001

The framework of the Global Computer Net is firmly in place with construction of the WorldSat network. Computer systems around the world are linked via a vast telecommunications grid.

Domestically, martial law continues. The U.S. legal process is streamlined to handle the number of arrests currently being sent through the system.

2002

The Food Crash: A mutated plant virus wipes out Canadian, Soviet crops. U.S. agribusiness crops survive due to new biological counteragent. U.S.S.R. accuses U.S. of biological warfare.

California joins alaska and Texas, becoming a Free State.

The Copernicus/Luna colony is established by the U.S.

2003

The Second Central American Conflict: U.S. invades Columbia, Equador, Peru, Venezeula. The war is a disaster that costs thousands of American lives. It is later revealed to have been largely engineered by the National Security Council and the CIA. During the conflict, some soldiers are equipped with experimental cyberware to enhance their combat effectiveness.

Nevada becomes a Free State and the state of New Jersy goes bankrupt as domestic unrest continues.

2004

The First Corporate War: Twelve multinational corporations, including European Business Systems & Orbital Air, battle for control of Trans-World Air. Armed raids, computer sabotage, and terrorist tactics characterize the conflict.

The CIA and NSA are purged after being linked to a series of independent and qustionable activities, including the 2nd CAW. Both organizations are gutted. The military then helps re-establish some semblance of federal controlin the United States. The State of Emergency continues.

First cloned tissue growth in vitro. Microsutures and sterilizer fields become some of the first of a wave of high-tech medical breakthroughs.

2005

The Cybermodem is invented. Direct neural interface with computers becomes possible.

EBM solos attack Tokyo office of Kenjiri Technologies, killing eighteen. End of first Corp War.

Operation Big Stick: U.S. military destroys the Mantonga Corp as an example to others.

The state of Connecticut goes bankrupt.

2006

Cybernetic implants come into common usage by First World elete military units. Corporations start to follow suit with their in-house security forces.

The base plan for workshacks is developed by Mitsubishi/Korydanshu. Low orbital colonization begins in earnest.

First human clone grown in vitro. Mindless, it only lives for 6 hours.

2007

The Second Corporate War: A number of firms, including Petrochem, dispute control of oil fields in the South China Sea. Some governments actively support both sides in the conflict.

The state of North Dakota is incorporated by a consortium of agrabusinesses, after a program of buyouts, tax leveraging and outright graft. While supposedly a democratic process, the government is really a consortium of corporations which runs itself like an executive board. It is to become the pattern of development for many states over the next twenty years.

Braindance developed at UC Santa Cruz.

2008

First Orbital War: U.S. assault on Soviet weapons platform MIR XIII. The Eurospace agency intervenes. An orbital war breaks out between the "Euros" and the "Yanks", until the ESA Tycho colony massdriver drops a rock on Colorado Springs. An uneasy peace is reached.

The first U.S. elections are held since martial law was declared in Aug., 1996. The U.S. civilian government undergoes "reorganization". State governments demand autonomy almost to the point of balkanization as federal power wanes. Street violence, rampant poverty and extreme income startification characterize the post-Collaspe society. The country will teeter at the edge of anarchy for the next ten years.

Bodrick III, Sunday, 23 March 2008 02:18 (eighteen years ago)

where do i get my "JOHN TITOR WAS RIGHTOR" bumper sticker?

GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ, Sunday, 23 March 2008 10:06 (eighteen years ago)

bodrick you missed the hands-down best part of that timeline:

2014 - The Cyberpunk Movement

^^ 30 years too late!!

moonship journey to baja, Sunday, 23 March 2008 12:15 (eighteen years ago)

fascinating thread.

-- BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Sunday, 23 March 2008 00:04 (12 hours ago) Link

fourth HOOSman of the revivalipse

banriquit, Sunday, 23 March 2008 12:22 (eighteen years ago)

1999 July
* A large alien spacecraft bursts through hyperspace and enters Earth's atmosphere, crashing on Macross Island in the South Pacific.
* The nations of the world, who are engaged in a global war at the time, call a cease-fire to assess the alien threat.

1999 August
* Official investigation of the derelict alien spacecraft begins. The crash site on Macross Island is designated a UN sphere of jurisdiction.
* The global war officially ends, though the terms are not satisfactory to all parties.

1999 September
* According to the first top secret report of the study of the alien spacecraft, it is discovered that the ship is military in nature, and its crew are on average, six times the size of human beings, with exceptional individuals exceeding fifty feet in height.
* Terrified by the all too real prospect of invasion from deep space, a campaign is initiated to unite the Earth under one unified government.

2000 January
* Development of weapons systems for use in combat against the giant alien threat begins.

2000 June
* The construction of the Super Dimension Fortress-1 (SDF-1) is formally announced to the world, though the true nature of its underlying alien technology is kept "top secret".
* Framing plan for a united Earth government is officially proclaimed.

2001 July
* Construction of the first permanent base on Mars, named "Sara", begins.
* Civilians begin to emigrate to Macross Island, to work on the SDF-1 project.

2001 September
* "Project Excalibur", the first attempt at developing a Robotechnology-based weapons system is begun. Designed for ground combat, this project eventually leads to the development of the Destroid mecha.

2002 February
* "Project Valkyrie", a proposal for the development of a variable configuration, all-purpose Robotech combat system is introduced.

2002 May
* Construction of the first Earth Defense Command Center begins in secret in a remote area of Alaska.

2003 April
* Construction of ARMD ("Armor") series of space carriers begins in low Earth orbit.

2005 January
* United Nations of Earth government is officially established.

2006 March
* Intensive flight tests of the VF-X-1 are conducted by ace test pilot Lieutenant Roy Fokker.

2006 June
* The MBR-04 Destroid Tomahawk, the first successful combat-ready mecha resulting from "Project Excalibur", enters service.
* Variants of the basic chassis of this Destroid are also developed, resulting in the Destroids "Defender" and "Phalanx".

2007 March
* Mass production of the Veritech VF-1 series begins.

El Tomboto, Sunday, 23 March 2008 12:52 (eighteen years ago)

saw a blog post lately that said between these two youtube clips, the answer is YES

WHAT IS THIS NONSENSE LANGUAGE

El Tomboto, Sunday, 23 March 2008 12:55 (eighteen years ago)

i recently saw a blog post. the author of the post linked to these two clips, pointed out their similarity to canonical tropes of cyberpunk fiction, and noted that the line between sci fi and real life was blurrier than ever.

moonship journey to baja, Sunday, 23 March 2008 13:10 (eighteen years ago)

sorry if you can't grok my spastic 4d shorthand. i thought you were some sort of cryptogeek?

moonship journey to baja, Sunday, 23 March 2008 13:11 (eighteen years ago)

I was making a joek abt teh future shock

El Tomboto, Sunday, 23 March 2008 13:18 (eighteen years ago)

"grok my spastic 4d shorthand" would probably make 300% more sense to someone from only a decade ago. when did "blog" enter common usage? 1999?

El Tomboto, Sunday, 23 March 2008 13:19 (eighteen years ago)

o sry

moonship journey to baja, Sunday, 23 March 2008 13:22 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.moonpod.com/board/images/misc/Johnny_Mnemonic.jpg

El Tomboto, Sunday, 23 March 2008 13:26 (eighteen years ago)

does Idiocracy count as a bad sci-fi movie?

El Tomboto, Sunday, 23 March 2008 13:27 (eighteen years ago)

TEH FUTURE

http://www.latimes.com/media/photo/2008-03/37070649.jpg

Ned Raggett, Sunday, 23 March 2008 13:51 (eighteen years ago)

davros is alive and well and has a 404 number

El Tomboto, Sunday, 23 March 2008 13:57 (eighteen years ago)

it's spelled davos, dude

moonship journey to baja, Sunday, 23 March 2008 14:36 (eighteen years ago)

;-)

moonship journey to baja, Sunday, 23 March 2008 14:36 (eighteen years ago)

I haz a dalek....

leavethecapital, Sunday, 23 March 2008 15:29 (eighteen years ago)

Yeah, I was going to say. It's got a spotlight where its manipulator arm should be.

kingfish, Sunday, 23 March 2008 16:53 (eighteen years ago)

does Idiocracy count as a bad sci-fi movie?

-- El Tomboto, Sunday, 23 March 2008 13:27

No, because it is grate!

Bodrick III, Sunday, 23 March 2008 17:41 (eighteen years ago)

big dog is rad!

gbx, Sunday, 23 March 2008 17:53 (eighteen years ago)

there is also a climbing monkey robot

El Tomboto, Sunday, 23 March 2008 17:56 (eighteen years ago)


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