Why can't my boyfriend come?

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My boyfriend and I have been living together for 4 years. At first the sex was really good, we have one daughter. For the past six he hasn't been able to come. What could be the problem?

― Sylvia Pizano, Monday, 23 February 2004 04:49 (twenty-two years ago)

Maybe you need a change. Do it in the butt.

― ModJ (ModJ), Monday, 23 February 2004 04:51 (twenty-two years ago)

You broke him.

― The Second Drummer Drowned (Atila the Honeybun), Monday, 23 February 2004 04:53 (twenty-two years ago)

it could be the antidepressants

― the surface noise (electricsound), Monday, 23 February 2004 04:53 (twenty-two years ago)

I have to admit, the thought of a kid sliding out of you is totally ruining my ability to come right now, too.

― maypang (maypang), Monday, 23 February 2004 04:54 (twenty-two years ago)

medicine he might be on could be number one.

after that maybe stress in his life.

― Viva La Sam (thatgirl), Monday, 23 February 2004 04:56 (twenty-two years ago)

Because I stole his manliness! I can't help it, it's a compulsion.

― The Manburglar, Monday, 23 February 2004 04:56 (twenty-two years ago)

For the past six he hasn't been able to come.

Try it before six - maybe he's a day person.

― o. nate (onate), Monday, 23 February 2004 04:57 (twenty-two years ago)

I once took Zoloft because my girlfriend was a junkie and it depressed me. And every time I yawned it was like a mini dry-orgasm. The drug made me horribly nutso, but it was hard to wean myself from it because I could get off repeatedly just by staying up late.

― The Second Drummer Drowned (Atila the Honeybun), Monday, 23 February 2004 04:58 (twenty-two years ago)

Maybe his urethra or vas-defrens is clogged? Try poking a pipecleaner down there. It's best if you do this without him realising while you're going down on him. Don't worry, it won't hurt a bit!

― dude0r, Monday, 23 February 2004 04:59 (twenty-two years ago)

Who knows? It might make a vas deferens.

― o. nate (onate), Monday, 23 February 2004 05:00 (twenty-two years ago)

cocaine cocaine cocaine!

― Nate in ST.P (natedetritus), Monday, 23 February 2004 05:03 (twenty-two years ago)

amazing, o.nate.

― The Second Drummer Drowned (Atila the Honeybun), Monday, 23 February 2004 05:03 (twenty-two years ago)

I cannot brag. The set-up was just too perfect.

― o. nate (onate), Monday, 23 February 2004 05:10 (twenty-two years ago)

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― dean! (deangulberry), Monday, 23 February 2004 07:14 (twenty-two years ago)

maybe you lost the snapping gyro?

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Monday, 23 February 2004 07:15 (twenty-two years ago)

maybe he's sting

― cinniblount (James Blount), Monday, 23 February 2004 08:05 (twenty-two years ago)

Too much speed

― Andrew L (Andrew L), Monday, 23 February 2004 09:14 (twenty-two years ago)

cinniblount wins

― Matos W.K. (M Matos), Monday, 23 February 2004 09:26 (twenty-two years ago)

But the person who posted the question therefore has already lost several times over.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 23 February 2004 15:38 (twenty-two years ago)

.. or she knows someone who has...

― mark grout (mark grout), Monday, 23 February 2004 15:39 (twenty-two years ago)

what do you care if he gets off anyways¿

― dyson (dyson), Monday, 23 February 2004 15:49 (twenty-two years ago)

In 1972, country star Merle Haggard was pardoned by California Governor Ronald Reagan. Haggard had served time in San Quentin in the late 1950’s for attempted burglary.

― My Huckleberry Friend (Horace Mann), Monday, 23 February 2004 15:51 (twenty-two years ago)

Maybe he hasn't been invited?

― N. (nickdastoor), Monday, 23 February 2004 17:23 (twenty-two years ago)

...right...

― the angry cowboy (dick), Monday, 23 February 2004 17:24 (twenty-two years ago)

Can he cum when he partakes of the five knuckle shuffle?

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Monday, 23 February 2004 17:38 (twenty-two years ago)

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WHY DIDNT I START READING THIS THREAD EARLIER!!!

Jesus, we are assholes.

― Spinktron 2000 (El Spinktor), Monday, 23 February 2004 17:40 (twenty-two years ago)

My helpful answer is to search for advice elsewhere on the internet. Difficulty in climaxing is often just associated with the aging, isn't it?

― N. (nickdastoor), Monday, 23 February 2004 17:41 (twenty-two years ago)

My helpful answer is to search for advice elsewhere on the internet.

Nick is of course completely correct here. What a lot of meanies you lot are :(

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Monday, 23 February 2004 17:50 (twenty-two years ago)

Dont make me bust out the action melee' thread...

― Spinktron 2000 (El Spinktor), Tuesday, 24 February 2004 02:00 (twenty-two years ago)

Don't try to do it on E, it makes you horny but you can't get off and afterwards you get depressed. I read it in the scientific journals, I'm a scientist, I know these things.

― Barry Bruner (Barry Bruner), Tuesday, 24 February 2004 02:19 (twenty-two years ago)

I think this varies from person to person.

― N. (nickdastoor), Tuesday, 24 February 2004 02:22 (twenty-two years ago)

Could be the vagina dentata. Often is.

― Skottie, Tuesday, 24 February 2004 05:48 (twenty-two years ago)

as in a blow job?

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 11:34 (twenty-two years ago)

Your boyfriend is a gas man!

― Dave B (daveb), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 11:56 (twenty-two years ago)

Just forget it; it doesn't matter unless you want it to. If there are relationship problems, concentrate on them rather than on a technical matter.

By the way, if he still gets hard then he may be having a different type of orgasm that doesn't entail ejaculation. That may sound like nonsense, but it's not.

― All Bunged Up. (Jake Proudlock), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 13:09 (twenty-two years ago)

teabagging is the only cure.

― Chris V (Chris V), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 13:21 (twenty-two years ago)

That's your answer to everything.

― Matt (Matt), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 15:37 (twenty-two years ago)

yeah your right.

― Chris V (Chris V), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 15:41 (twenty-two years ago)

matt has the right to teabagging chris v

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 15:48 (twenty-two years ago)

I keep it on a piece of paper in a special box

― Matt (Matt), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 15:48 (twenty-two years ago)

Just invite him, for heaven's sake.

― Sick Nouthall (Nick Southall), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 15:53 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm saving it for a special occasion.

― Matt (Matt), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 15:54 (twenty-two years ago)

fine, then i own the rights to salad tossing.

― Chris V (Chris V), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 16:00 (twenty-two years ago)

Because its an exclusive party, and he didnt get an invitation.

― Spinktron 2000 (El Spinktor), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 16:30 (twenty-two years ago)

three years pass...

― gershy, Wednesday, 21 November 2007 08:43 (eighteen years ago)

i think i know who that login is!!!!

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Wednesday, 21 November 2007 09:17 (eighteen years ago)

spill it!

― chaki, Wednesday, 21 November 2007 09:19 (eighteen years ago)

as it were

― gershy, Wednesday, 21 November 2007 09:21 (eighteen years ago)

nine years pass...

cos mama told him not to

― Neanderthal, Wednesday, 9 August 2017 05:26 (nine years ago)

sometimes the Random Thread button is like a small miracle

― A is for (Aimless), Wednesday, 9 August 2017 05:39 (nine years ago)

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