ewwww...gross

umm, which bit?

really all of it, but the idea of AK and MR together mainly.

Pray she buys a puppy.

but then she'll hae to have sex.. Is there any evidence that she has?

none found so far

check the internet

I think she should have four kids in six years... they'll be heiresses, too, I suppose?

perchance she could hook up w/Mickey, whose "acting" in Spun was btw suspiciously un-acting-like

he was great as a drag queen prisoner in Animal Factory.

Paris Hilton, with her short, ultra-teased out bob hairdo, looks disturbingly like Morgan Fairchild. That's all I have to add.

disturbingly? or ALLURINGLY?

(as in P.H. and M.F. are both, "hey shouldn't they be hot, yet they're soooooo not?")

Disturbingly.

I've attempted to figure out why Morgan Fairchild is famous, but it's not happening.

She's married to Jon Lovitz.

she gave a memorable cameo in "Pee Wee's Big Adventure"

"You can never be too rich or too thin." This elegant lady defined the TV version of the rich, sophisticated businesswoman who knows what she wants, and will do whatever it takes to get it. She was born Patsy Ann McClenny on February 3, 1950, in Dallas, Texas. A native of Dallas, Morgan began acting as a child, when her mother enrolled her in drama lessons after she was too shy to give a book report in class. From the age of 10, she performed in children's plays. Later she would do dinner theatre and stock productions in Dallas. She chose Morgan as a stage name. In 1973, Morgan decided to pursue a career in television; just 6 weeks after moving to New York she landed the key role of Jennifer in the daytime series "Search for Tomorrow" (1951); she stayed on until 1977.
Morgan moved to Los Angeles, where in 1978 she originated the role of Jenna Wade on the wildly popular nighttime soap "Dallas" (1978)(Jenna was later portrayed by Priscilla Presley). Morgan made numerous guest appearances on TV series. She landed the key role of Constance Semple in "Flamingo Road" (1981) in 1981, and she was nominated for a Golden Globe for Best Actress; that was her breakout show that propelled her to stardom.
Morgan continued to perform in live theatre, her acclaimed portrayal of Skye in the off-Broadway comedy "Geniuses" helped make it one of the "Top Ten Plays" of the year according to Time Magazine and the New York Times. Other stage appearances have included productions of "Goodbye Charlie" and "Gentlemen Prefer Blondes." On TV she played the naughty Racine in the series "Paper Dolls" (1984) in 1984. Later, Morgan starred in the TV series "Falcon Crest" (1981)from 1985-86, having made a niche for herself playing ambitious beauties. Morgan received an Emmy nomination for a special episode of "Murphy Brown" (1988). Morgan has shared some of her beauty secrets by authoring the book "Super Looks" which is a complete guide that includes makeup, exercise and diet tips. Morgan is a member of the Entertainment Industry AIDS Task Force. She is an active speaker on environmental issues of all kinds, and helped found the Environmental Communications Office, which encourages entertainment industry professionals to become better educated and more active on environmental issues. Onscreen, Morgan has movie projects lined up for 2000 and beyond. Offscreen, Morgan is a collector of movie memorabilia (particularly anything about Marilyn Monroe) and antique clothing. She is a ballet fan and is also interested in anthropology and paleontology; Morgan is truly a brainy beauty.

"Patsy Ann McClenny"?!?!?!?!?!??!??

hahahaahahahhaaaaa

now that's a sexy name...for a cow!

she's hot in the context of Old Navy ads

considering her competition is that old lady with the coke bottle eyeglasses and Weezie Jefferson...

"Ladezz & Gent'men, I'd like to thank y'all for comin' out to the Gran' Ole Opry tonite. We got a great first act that I know y'all are gunna like: Patsy Ann & the McClenny Clan!

*applause*

Patsy Ann, take it away!"

Where's Minnie Pearl when you need her?

trying to finish her script for "Hee Haw: The Movie"

or rotting. one of the two.

The cold, hard facts about Hee Haw:

-Swedish vixen Gunilla Hutton was a longtime mistress
of Nat King Cole

-Lulu Roman was a former go-go dancer and was fired
from Hee Haw after a cocaine bust. She is reportedly a
lousy tipper.

-Linda Thompson was Elvis Presley's longtime
girlfriend and wound up marrying then divorcing
Olympics star (and plastic surgery mishap) Bruce
Jenner. She also appeared in the drive-in classic
Three On A Meathook.

-Grandpa Jones started passing himself off as a
"Grandpa" in his mid-twenties. They say he always
performed as if his life depended on it.

-John Henry Faulk is the author of the book Fear on
Trial which dealt with HUAC and the blacklistings of
the '50s, of which he was a victim. He also appeared
in The Texas Chainsaw Massacre and was the subject of
the song "The Ballad of John Henry Faulk" by Phil Ochs.

-Stringbean was brutally murdered along with his wife
during a burglary in their home.

-Marianne Gordon was the wife of Kenny Rogers

-Lisa Todd was one of Ted V. Mikels' Doll Squad.

-Roy Clark has had a hair transplant.

-The Hager twins have their autographed 8x10 displayed
prominently next to the "Wall of Fishing Accidents"
inside the giant muskie-shaped building at the Fishing
Hall of Fame in Hayward, Wisconsin.

-Barbi Benton, Anne Randell and Misty Rowe have all
appeared nude in Playboy. Benton was the longtime
companion of Hugh Hefner.

-Kenny Price's nickname was "The Round Mound of Sound"

-Nothing bad has ever been said about Minnie Pearl.