What would the meek do if they did indeed inherit the earth?

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Would they crush the unmeek mercilessly? how would they get anything done without stuttering and looking down?

― Fritz Wollner (Fritz), Monday, 23 February 2004 17:02 (twenty-two years ago)

Give it to some kid who threatened to dust them for their lunch money.

― suzy (suzy), Monday, 23 February 2004 17:04 (twenty-two years ago)

Crushing the unmeek would be most unlike the meek, no? And it would ultimately refute their status as "meek", resulting in a forfeit of the inheritance.

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Monday, 23 February 2004 17:05 (twenty-two years ago)

Threaten to destroy it unless you send them Buffy DVDs?

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Monday, 23 February 2004 17:05 (twenty-two years ago)

well how could the meek keep control of the earth unless they did something about the bold? the bold would force the meek to be nasty, i'm afraid.

― Fritz Wollner (Fritz), Monday, 23 February 2004 17:09 (twenty-two years ago)

meek
adj. meek·er, meek·est
Showing patience and humility; gentle.
Easily imposed on; submissive.

― Fritz Wollner (Fritz), Monday, 23 February 2004 17:10 (twenty-two years ago)

they would appoint Ian Mackaye ruler of all, duh

― Donna Brown (Donna Brown), Monday, 23 February 2004 17:11 (twenty-two years ago)

Hopefully it would include, at some point, millions of tiny voices saying almost forcefully, 'bring it on, fuckfaces!'

But probably not.

― luna (luna.c), Monday, 23 February 2004 17:12 (twenty-two years ago)

OPPRESS THE NON-MEEK WITH KITTENS AND BELLE & SEBASTIAN SONGS. STUART MURDOCH WOULD BE THE KING OF THE WORLD YO.

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Monday, 23 February 2004 17:12 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.123.cl/canales/noticias/img/gates.gif

― My Huckleberry Friend (Horace Mann), Monday, 23 February 2004 17:12 (twenty-two years ago)

or will the meek only inherit the earth by default, when the bold all wipe each other out? there may not be much of a world to inherit in that case.

― Fritz Wollner (Fritz), Monday, 23 February 2004 17:12 (twenty-two years ago)

hum quietly to themselves and bake everybody gluten free cookies

― The Second Drummer Drowned (Atila the Honeybun), Monday, 23 February 2004 17:13 (twenty-two years ago)

I think the point is that the non-meek wouldn't be there because they would be imprisoned in an Heironymus Bosch painting, or somewhere. So the meek could get on with running the earth free from harrassment.

― MarkH (MarkH), Monday, 23 February 2004 17:13 (twenty-two years ago)

that makes sense.

― Fritz Wollner (Fritz), Monday, 23 February 2004 17:14 (twenty-two years ago)

I would take the cash option on that lottery.

― Spinktron 2000 (El Spinktor), Monday, 23 February 2004 17:17 (twenty-two years ago)

the meek would be all like:
http://www.intrend.com/gfx/brueghel.jpg

while the unmeek would be:
http://www.abcgallery.com/B/bosch/bosch38.jpg

― Fritz Wollner (Fritz), Monday, 23 February 2004 17:18 (twenty-two years ago)

http://music.research.home.att.net/SatanThrone.jpg

― Fritz Wollner (Fritz), Monday, 23 February 2004 17:20 (twenty-two years ago)

That is really horrible.

― N. (nickdastoor), Monday, 23 February 2004 17:22 (twenty-two years ago)

those crazy Belgians.

― MarkH (MarkH), Monday, 23 February 2004 17:22 (twenty-two years ago)

Goes in the pictures I've downloaded from the internet, but aren't porn folder.

― christhamrin (christhamrin), Monday, 23 February 2004 17:22 (twenty-two years ago)

Thats possibly the best shit i have EVER seen.

― Spinktron 2000 (El Spinktor), Monday, 23 February 2004 17:23 (twenty-two years ago)

don't worry, N. you're meek, right?

― Fritz Wollner (Fritz), Monday, 23 February 2004 17:23 (twenty-two years ago)

The Breugel pic really made my morning. Cheers!

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Monday, 23 February 2004 17:23 (twenty-two years ago)

For some reason that bird Satan made me think of mark s.

― N. (nickdastoor), Monday, 23 February 2004 17:24 (twenty-two years ago)

it's the jugs he wears on his feet

― Fritz Wollner (Fritz), Monday, 23 February 2004 17:26 (twenty-two years ago)

If the meek inherited the earth they'd probably give most of it away to the National Trust and lose the rest in inheritance tax.

― N. (nickdastoor), Monday, 23 February 2004 17:26 (twenty-two years ago)

musicians all go to hell??

― teeny (teeny), Monday, 23 February 2004 17:27 (twenty-two years ago)

Is that mirror on the devil's butt?

― Spinktron 2000 (El Spinktor), Monday, 23 February 2004 17:27 (twenty-two years ago)

Is that loo roll hanging off the throne?

― N. (nickdastoor), Monday, 23 February 2004 17:27 (twenty-two years ago)

Its his TP/loincloth. Maybe just the early makings of a cod-piece.

― Spinktron 2000 (El Spinktor), Monday, 23 February 2004 17:29 (twenty-two years ago)

I never noticed how simillar that Bosch painting is to the cover of Elton John's Captain Fantastic.

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Monday, 23 February 2004 17:29 (twenty-two years ago)

so musicians have already been to hell?

― teeny (teeny), Monday, 23 February 2004 17:29 (twenty-two years ago)

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B000001EGA.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

― Fritz Wollner (Fritz), Monday, 23 February 2004 17:30 (twenty-two years ago)

Let that painting be a warning to all you slothful hippie stoners: Satan himself is a pothead (not the Elton cover of course)!

― Bryan (Bryan), Monday, 23 February 2004 17:31 (twenty-two years ago)

the works of bruegel looks like crap in color

― kephm, Monday, 23 February 2004 17:32 (twenty-two years ago)

Bwahahaha

― Spinktron 2000 (El Spinktor), Monday, 23 February 2004 17:32 (twenty-two years ago)

you should see the painting in person. No reproduction I've seen does it justice.

― hstencil, Monday, 23 February 2004 17:34 (twenty-two years ago)

Is that bare bottom under the throne shitting money??

― C J (C J), Monday, 23 February 2004 17:43 (twenty-two years ago)

I want a bottom like that!

― C J (C J), Monday, 23 February 2004 17:43 (twenty-two years ago)

It would be inconvenient as a purse substitute.

― N. (nickdastoor), Monday, 23 February 2004 17:44 (twenty-two years ago)

this thread has clearly fallen into the hands of the unmeek.

― Fritz Wollner (Fritz), Monday, 23 February 2004 17:44 (twenty-two years ago)

The meek be shopping.

― N. (nickdastoor), Monday, 23 February 2004 17:45 (twenty-two years ago)

Yeah I saw Pieter Bruegel the Elder exhibit at the Met. in 2001. Where did you see the above painting?

xpost

― kephm, Monday, 23 February 2004 17:54 (twenty-two years ago)

Who will offer an explanation for the jug shoes?

― N. (nickdastoor), Monday, 23 February 2004 17:56 (twenty-two years ago)

Roky Erikson tribute.

― Markelby (Mark C), Monday, 23 February 2004 17:59 (twenty-two years ago)

What would Ralph Meeker do if he inherited the earth?

http://www.meekermuseum.com/images/sitting.jpg

― j4n (Wintermute), Monday, 23 February 2004 18:06 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.meekermuseum.com/images/thegirls.jpg

― j4n (Wintermute), Monday, 23 February 2004 18:07 (twenty-two years ago)

I don't know - what would Ralph Nader do if he inherited the earth.

― N. (nickdastoor), Monday, 23 February 2004 18:08 (twenty-two years ago)

How about Howie Meeker?
http://www3.mb.sympatico.ca/~bshurb/img_howie_meeker.jpg

― Bryan (Bryan), Monday, 23 February 2004 18:09 (twenty-two years ago)

Does that picture of Satan imply that he is the one in charge, and not the meek?

That can't be right. If that were true, Satan would have sold it when property values were skyrocketing not too long ago, so earth would probably belong to General Zord from Rigel IV or something.

― C J (C J), Monday, 23 February 2004 18:10 (twenty-two years ago)

http://freshair.npr.org/images/terry.gif

― andy, Monday, 23 February 2004 18:10 (twenty-two years ago)

Joe Meek would be totally irresponsible with his inheritance.

― N. (nickdastoor), Monday, 23 February 2004 18:12 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.meeksville.com/bio/joerecords.jpg

Telstar would be the new world anthem?

― andy, Monday, 23 February 2004 18:13 (twenty-two years ago)

new?

― Fritz Wollner (Fritz), Tuesday, 24 February 2004 05:32 (twenty-two years ago)

Bird headed Satan is gr8

"The butt of the sinner"

― Matt (Matt), Tuesday, 24 February 2004 08:51 (twenty-two years ago)

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