disturbing things found on Harper's dot org

and Prime Minister Jean Chretien of Canada
said that he was thinking of trying marijuana:
"Perhaps I will try it when it will no longer be
criminal. I will have my money for my fine and a
joint in the other hand."»[Reuters]

A Canadian man, one year into a ten-year
sailing expedition, was forced to cut short his trip
after being attacked by pirates with a bread
knife.»

Canadian psychologists found that men are
unable to think rationally when they see a
beautiful woman.»[New Scientist]

Maximum amount that the Canadian government
has agreed to spend on a soldier's sex-change
operation: $40,000»[Canadian National Defense
Department (Ottawa)]

Of course, they couldn't print these items if they weren't true.

well, at least they prominently source them.

you want some real fun?

check out their Weekly Review

biased towards the viewpoint that humans are a Damned race.

I'm changing this thread into my clippings file for my new career in nothingness

retrosexual
(ret.roh.SEK.shoo.ul) n. A man with an undeveloped aesthetic sense who spends
as little time and money as possible on his appearance and lifestyle. Also:
retro-sexual.
—retrosexuality n.

Example Citation:
Genuine guys are sometimes known as retrosexuals, to distinguish them
from metrosexuals, who are men with the good taste of gay men, only
they're straight. Metrosexuals are scrupulous about their grooming and are
great consumers of men's cosmetic products. They use hair gel.
Retrosexuals are scared of hair gel. Some people think that
retrosexuals automatically have Neanderthal views about women, but this
is not the case. A retrosexual is simply someone who doesn't know the
difference between teal and aqua, and frankly couldn't give a damn.
—Margaret Wente, "I married a retrosexual," The Globe and Mail
(Canada), February 14, 2004