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i have an ILE crush. i'm in lust with someone i have no idea what this person looks like. is that lame or what?

ever had an ILE crush?

to (i'm too scared to type your name), i think you are great. wish i could tell you.

― di, Thursday, 18 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I'm not sure if this is terribly sweet or terrible'n'tragic.

― DG, Thursday, 18 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Both, really. And to answer the question, yes.

― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 18 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

i have an ile crush too.

― ethan, Thursday, 18 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I hav a crush on chasimino cos I saw her in this club and ronan said to me gosh she is so hott but I said aww weve got no chance mann but then she smilyed at me when I was spining some discs and I didint even play what she ask me for so who nos eh???

― Andrew L, Thursday, 18 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Well, since Ethan posted, I guess we should confess our mutual desire. ;-)

― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 18 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Of each other, that is. Oh yes. ;-)

― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 18 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

i was about to say, what are the chances ned would have a crush on tator too?

― ethan, Thursday, 18 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Libertarian politics *always* make me hot.

― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 18 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I AM SO SICK OPF THIS I AM NOT A LESPIAN AND I AM IN A MUTUL RELATIN SHIP WITH JASON, REMBER???????!!!!!!!!! AND RONANA i HOPE YOUY READ THIS. LAY OFF, i NEED SOME SPACE

― chasimino, Thursday, 18 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I don't care how hott she is, how can you have a crush on *that*?

― Cryosmurf, Thursday, 18 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

IT'S INELUCTABLE

― chasimino, Thursday, 18 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

*swoon*

― Cryosmurf, Thursday, 18 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

(lik, pedentic, in csase you dont know whayt that means cyber-smurf. and by the way, trying to gert girls to like you that way only works on 9 year olds - but maybe you could txt me i don't mind. we cold be friens, but no more.)

― chasimino, Thursday, 18 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

score

― Cryosmurf, Thursday, 18 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

i siasd FRIENS!!!!! jesuschirst allfuckenmighty! this board shold be called I LOVE CHASIMINO

― chasimino, Thursday, 18 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Never. The alternate name of this board is I Love Ally, as her dominant position vis-a-vis the statscock makes clear.

― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 18 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

soorry i didnt writ bakc ned i was too busy

― chasimino, Thursday, 18 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Darling, you know I don't care for that sort of language. I'm afraid it's over between us.

― Cryosmurf, Thursday, 18 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

exca-yooz me here peoples! you are supposed to be talking about me and my crush and how much my crush loves me!

― di, Thursday, 18 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I'm sure your crush loves you to bits. If only the crush knew to do that, though.

― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 18 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Ned took the love / words right out of my mouth. E-mail the lucky fool, already.

― David Raposa, Thursday, 18 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

if i weren't such a loudmouth, i wouldn't have to be fighting the urge to just blurt out, right here on ILE "PERSON! I WANT YOU!"

sigh and smile

― di, Friday, 19 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

what about if Dunedin people get you drunk then we can get you to blurt it out? is it a female or male?, if you know which please tell us.

― elizabeth anne marjorie, Friday, 19 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

if your going to beth and clayton's tonite, and i am there drunk, you might get me to blurt. but i am still sober so i can neither confirm nor deny.

― di, Friday, 19 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

dianne if you were a boy you'd get called a creep all the time.

― duane, Friday, 19 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

don't you wish you were a girl duane?

― di, Friday, 19 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

it's obviously ally.

― ethan, Friday, 19 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

di -- "i will neither confirm nor deny" ethan -- "So IT IS Ally!" di -- "whatever" ethan -- "if you aren't going to tell us who it is, we'll just go around telling everyone that its ally" blahblahblah :) i've opened myself up to the most juvenile of highschool cliche conversations.

― di, Friday, 19 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Somebody should open a book.

I have no ILE crushes at the moment thank goodness.

― Tom, Friday, 19 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I wouldn't joke about that one, Tom.

― Sarah, Friday, 19 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I very much have an ILEcrush.

― Graham, Friday, 19 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I have a crush but he knows who he is so it's no fun.

― Madchen, Friday, 19 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Can I have a clone of him?

― the pinefox, Friday, 19 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

You could call him Dolly.

― Madchen, Friday, 19 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Who is your crush Graham? You can tell the friendly moderator.

― Tom, Friday, 19 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Why do they call it a "crush" anyway?

Is it because they always turn out to be crushing disappointments?

― Trevor, Friday, 19 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Trevor: the answer to your question is yes.

I have no ile crushes, thankfully...

― Nicole, Friday, 19 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Ah fuck it. See above.

― Graham, Friday, 19 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

(NB Not Nicole)

― Graham, Friday, 19 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

You have a crush on Trevor?

― RickyT, Friday, 19 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Ethan has a crush on me? Who has a crush on me? I have a crush on all of you.

I know who does have a crush on me, and it's Jimmy the Mod.

― Ally, Friday, 19 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Yes, I admit it. I have a crush on Trevor. But who doesn't?

― Graham, Friday, 19 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I have no ILE crushes. I gave up crushes for lent.

― Samantha, Friday, 19 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I dont have any ILE crushes, I've enough real life ones to keep me busy, or totally not busy as the case may be.

― Ronan, Friday, 19 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I have 2, one through her posts, one actually sighted (but not Kate the Saint).

― chris, Friday, 19 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Only one thing hurts more than an unrequited crush on Trevor, and that's being crushed by one.

I have a crush on Mark S, but it's a secret.

― Trevor, Friday, 19 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I have a huge whopping crush on myself, but we already knew this.

― Dan Perry, Friday, 19 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Trevor and Ronan are really cute names, but not cute enough for me to develop crushes on people I'll never meet, or even see.

― Sean, Friday, 19 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

i have a crush on mike he makes me wet
ethan and arthur and geoff i could imagine threesomes with

― anthony, Friday, 19 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

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Oh plz, Benson is crush #1 y'all

― Johnny Fever, Tuesday, 29 October 2013 01:37 (twelve years ago)

how is the weather over there on cuddlestein mtn

― mh, Tuesday, 29 October 2013 01:44 (twelve years ago)

― Airwrecka Bliptrap Blapmantis (ENBB), Tuesday, 29 October 2013 01:46 (twelve years ago)

xp - think the birds have flown south for the winter

― Taylor Swift fucking sounds (sarahell), Tuesday, 29 October 2013 01:48 (twelve years ago)

I think my biggest ilx crush at this point is on....a str8 dude ;_; *throws smoke bomb, disappears*

― old homophobic boom bap rap traditionalist (The Reverend), Tuesday, 29 October 2013 04:38 (twelve years ago)

i think my biggest ilx crush at this point is on ... a gay dude *spontaneously combusts*

― midnight outdoor nude frolic up north goes south (Eric H.), Tuesday, 29 October 2013 04:56 (twelve years ago)

i have been known to get totally crushed out

― the tune was space, Tuesday, 29 October 2013 06:27 (twelve years ago)

I still got a major soft spot for a couple of yrs.

― taxi tomato or bag tomato (Trayce), Tuesday, 29 October 2013 06:52 (twelve years ago)

Does anyone remember the person on the 'lurkers say hello' thread who popped up to say that they had a crush on contenderizer? Is that person still around?

― kirti madam you're not a gag mrs thatcher eighty advantage and myspace (soref), Wednesday, 30 October 2013 09:47 (twelve years ago)

And not long after that contenderizer photos started appearing on the WDYLL threads? (I think it was after?) Did that person see the contenderizer photos? Did they bring the crush to an end, or fan the flames of your passion to still greater heights?

(NB when I ask if the photos brought the crush to end I don't mean to imply that I'm disparaging contenderizer's looks, I think that by pretty much any metric contenderizer is a good looking man, certainly based om the evidence of his WDYLL posts.

― kirti madam you're not a gag mrs thatcher eighty advantage and myspace (soref), Wednesday, 30 October 2013 09:50 (twelve years ago)

it's just that actually seeing what someone looks like may be detrimental to a crush, when they are just words on a page they are more crushable maybe?)

― kirti madam you're not a gag mrs thatcher eighty advantage and myspace (soref), Wednesday, 30 October 2013 09:52 (twelve years ago)

not to a sock puppet, no

― Taylor Swift fucking sounds (sarahell), Wednesday, 30 October 2013 09:55 (twelve years ago)

hey, socks have feelings too

― http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XVzmecHQ4TM (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 30 October 2013 09:57 (twelve years ago)

The person who expressed an interest in contenderizer was a sock?

― kirti madam you're not a gag mrs thatcher eighty advantage and myspace (soref), Wednesday, 30 October 2013 09:57 (twelve years ago)

perhaps

― Taylor Swift fucking sounds (sarahell), Wednesday, 30 October 2013 09:59 (twelve years ago)

http://hastilyputtogether.com/archive/2006-05-04.gif

― kirti madam you're not a gag mrs thatcher eighty advantage and myspace (soref), Wednesday, 30 October 2013 09:59 (twelve years ago)

all my socks were v passionate

― Taylor Swift fucking sounds (sarahell), Wednesday, 30 October 2013 09:59 (twelve years ago)

like what kind of crushes are we even talking about? like secretly wishing someone declared you were the best poster ever and believed in their heart of hearts that you were eternally otm?

― Taylor Swift fucking sounds (sarahell), Wednesday, 30 October 2013 10:13 (twelve years ago)

Shari Lewis has a lot to answer five.

― Mark G, Wednesday, 30 October 2013 10:14 (twelve years ago)

Does anyone remember the person on the 'lurkers say hello' thread who popped up to say that they had a crush on contenderizer? Is that person still around?

...And not long after that contenderizer photos started appearing on the WDYLL threads? (I think it was after?) Did that person see the contenderizer photos? Did they bring the crush to an end, or fan the flames of your passion to still greater heights?

― kirti madam you're not a gag mrs thatcher eighty advantage and myspace (soref), Wednesday, October 30, 2013 2:50 AM (6 days ago)

egad, never search for your own name

― pervilege as a meme (contenderizer), Tuesday, 5 November 2013 12:00 (twelve years ago)

party sausage

― midwife christless (darraghmac), Tuesday, 5 November 2013 12:09 (twelve years ago)

Does anyone remember the person on the 'lurkers say hello' thread who popped up to say that they had a crush on contenderizer? Is that person still around?

Oh, ha! Surprised anyone remembers that. I'm still around, still a lurker, definitely not a sock. And the flames were fanned, of course. :)

― Cherish, Tuesday, 5 November 2013 15:21 (twelve years ago)

omg

― homosexual II, Tuesday, 5 November 2013 15:24 (twelve years ago)

aw yeah

― Treeship, Tuesday, 5 November 2013 15:24 (twelve years ago)

full circle

― contenderizer, Tuesday, 5 November 2013 15:24 (twelve years ago)

plus hi, c ;)

― contenderizer, Tuesday, 5 November 2013 15:25 (twelve years ago)

luv

― homosexual II, Tuesday, 5 November 2013 15:26 (twelve years ago)

contenderizer, cool it before you make cherish faint

― Treeship, Tuesday, 5 November 2013 15:29 (twelve years ago)

u fukken dawg

― midwife christless (darraghmac), Tuesday, 5 November 2013 15:35 (twelve years ago)

I think my biggest ilx crush at this point is on....a str8 dude ;_;

well, a number of them are hotties, but i'm not sure who's pliable.

― eclectic husbandry (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 5 November 2013 16:04 (twelve years ago)

i have many ilxor-related crushes, but they're more of the "hey i'd like to hang out with that dude/chick irl and talk about movies/music/art/etc with them" and not so much the wanting-to-boff kind (though there are a couple of those too).

― clouds, Tuesday, 5 November 2013 18:27 (twelve years ago)

I definitely recommend stalking someone through ILX for five years before making your move. Hahaha!

― Cherish, Tuesday, 5 November 2013 18:29 (twelve years ago)

I would chill w/clouds

― mh, Tuesday, 5 November 2013 18:38 (twelve years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s09LuDYX12g

― Bart get out I'm piss (am0n), Tuesday, 5 November 2013 18:40 (twelve years ago)

Cherish is the word I use to describe
All the feeling that I have hiding here for you inside
You don't know how many times I've wished that I had told you
You don't know how many times I've wished that I could hold you
You don't know how many times I've wished that I could
Mold you into someone who could
Cherish me as much as I cherish you
And I do... cherish you
And I do... cherish you
Cherish is the word

― buzza, Tuesday, 5 November 2013 18:42 (twelve years ago)

I had a brief crush on the snorg girl, but we both changed and she became more distant.

― Aimless, Tuesday, 5 November 2013 18:44 (twelve years ago)

I was all about "Centipedes? In My Vagina?" lady for a little while but then, y'know...centipedes.

― Blood Ass IV: Blood Fling (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 5 November 2013 18:52 (twelve years ago)

This is the thread where you logout, name your crush, and everybody else tries to guess who the crushers are...

― pplains, Tuesday, 5 November 2013 18:54 (twelve years ago)

i think for it to be a real crush you have to maybe obsess a TEENSY bit and on ilx i think this would mean searching out old WDYLL threads. and printing the pictures and putting them in a little room in a basement of your house with candle shrines. okay, maybe not. but seeking out old pictures seems normal to me. i can't say i've ever done that on here. not that you aren't all fabulous sexgods. pretty sure the only internet crushes i've had are confined to gr8ee's facebook friends. aloha indeed!

― scott seward, Tuesday, 5 November 2013 19:58 (twelve years ago)

what if you print out the pictures and keep them in a very special cigar box?

― contenderizer, Tuesday, 5 November 2013 20:07 (twelve years ago)

(trigger warning)

― contenderizer, Tuesday, 5 November 2013 20:07 (twelve years ago)

Person who said they were crushing on both me and sunny -- doesn't really sound like a crush.

― pplains, Tuesday, 5 November 2013 20:09 (twelve years ago)

one month passes...

dayo
kate78
Alex in MTL

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

― when a real whiney hold you down, you sposed to drown (The Reverend), Thursday, 12 December 2013 18:18 (twelve years ago)

yesssss

― homosexual II, Thursday, 12 December 2013 18:45 (twelve years ago)

very good list

― mh, Thursday, 12 December 2013 19:36 (twelve years ago)

:+)

― when a real whiney hold you down, you sposed to drown (The Reverend), Thursday, 12 December 2013 19:56 (twelve years ago)

Fizzles and he knows it; he is the bestest

― Branwell Bell, Thursday, 12 December 2013 20:14 (twelve years ago)

Aw, thanks boo <3

― 乒乓, Thursday, 12 December 2013 21:18 (twelve years ago)

luv u bae, you're so cute and awesome <3

― The Reverend, Thursday, 12 December 2013 21:22 (twelve years ago)

seconded

― clouds, Friday, 13 December 2013 04:40 (twelve years ago)

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