There is a computer in my office named MOMUS

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There is a computer in my office named Momus

― TOMBOT, Tuesday, 24 February 2004 21:20 (twenty-two years ago)

please tell me you put an eyepatch and a penis on it.

― Chris V (Chris V), Tuesday, 24 February 2004 21:21 (twenty-two years ago)

Thread of the year.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 24 February 2004 21:24 (twenty-two years ago)

WOW

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 24 February 2004 21:26 (twenty-two years ago)

http://taltos.pha.jhu.edu/~rrg/hobbies/macquarium/macq_close.jpg

― Jon Williams in brrrrrrrrrrrRochester! (ex machina), Tuesday, 24 February 2004 21:29 (twenty-two years ago)

Beat it with big fucking sticks.

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 24 February 2004 22:15 (twenty-two years ago)

"Dammit, Cartman, why do you have to hit everything with a stick?!"

― Kingfish Beatbox (Kingfish), Tuesday, 24 February 2004 22:18 (twenty-two years ago)

What does it say?

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Tuesday, 24 February 2004 22:20 (twenty-two years ago)

hmm ping momus

― celeste (Celeste), Tuesday, 24 February 2004 22:21 (twenty-two years ago)

Does it plug into something Japanese?

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Tuesday, 24 February 2004 22:22 (twenty-two years ago)

ROTFL

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 24 February 2004 22:23 (twenty-two years ago)

Does it like bukkake?

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 24 February 2004 22:24 (twenty-two years ago)

THE SICKNESS.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 24 February 2004 22:31 (twenty-two years ago)

If you try to load a Tarantino fan page up, it instantly crashes.

― Allyzay, Tuesday, 24 February 2004 22:44 (twenty-two years ago)

Just give it a hug.

― dean! (deangulberry), Tuesday, 24 February 2004 22:59 (twenty-two years ago)

did it come w/ a VICE MAGAZINE sticker?

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 02:23 (twenty-two years ago)

Is there a trucker hat on its monitor???

― lyra (lyra), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 02:54 (twenty-two years ago)

is it an imac???

― A Nairn (moretap), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 03:11 (twenty-two years ago)

It is a sun box. I am not sure what function it serves. I might find out tomorrow, this frightens me.

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 25 February 2004 03:21 (twenty-two years ago)

that's nothing. wait'll yer office gets a Geirbot.

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 04:34 (twenty-two years ago)

God help you if you get an Ajamaschine.

― Allyzay, Wednesday, 25 February 2004 04:39 (twenty-two years ago)

i have one of those. they're called my co-workers.

― the surface noise (electricsound), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 04:41 (twenty-two years ago)

Are all the other computers named after ILXors? Are they fucking with your mind?

― Casuistry (Chris P), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 04:42 (twenty-two years ago)

No, they're all named after greek mythological characters. And then MOMUS. this makes me worry about the admins.

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 25 February 2004 05:15 (twenty-two years ago)

Momus is the greek god of mockery, unfounded criticism, faultfinding

― A Nairn (moretap), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 05:20 (twenty-two years ago)

this makes me not worry about the admins so much and find 1. Nick Currie to be even more of a lamer than I thought and 2. Myself to be a dumbass! Go watch the Passion Of The Christ, you are interrupting the mysterious fun.

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 25 February 2004 05:27 (twenty-two years ago)

Unless that was a joke on Momus, in which case, haha, I am kind of buzzing off of some booze, the dumbass comment still stands, I guess

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 25 February 2004 05:28 (twenty-two years ago)

I think it is good to name one of your computers after the god of unfounded criticism and also of mockery though, especially if you work for the government.

― Allyzay, Wednesday, 25 February 2004 05:28 (twenty-two years ago)

ps it's not a joke on Momus.

― Allyzay, Wednesday, 25 February 2004 05:31 (twenty-two years ago)

Ned was right!

― Casuistry (Chris P), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 05:34 (twenty-two years ago)

I could tell even then.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 06:07 (twenty-two years ago)

Stop this Momus thread madness NOW! Or I will come back.

― Momus (Momus), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 10:37 (twenty-two years ago)

...", cried the god of mockery, unfounded criticism and faultfinding.

― t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 10:43 (twenty-two years ago)

Nick, it's like you've almost never been away...

― suzy (suzy), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 10:44 (twenty-two years ago)

come back, especially to post inflammatory things between the hours of midnight and 6am when I'm on the night shift

― Ed (dali), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 16:28 (twenty-two years ago)

how much wine do you have to drink to decide you need a god of mockery, unfounded criticism and faultfinding?

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 25 February 2004 16:31 (twenty-two years ago)

have you ever drunk retsina? I think not that long before you'll create a god of anything.

― Ed (dali), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 16:33 (twenty-two years ago)

A couple bottles of Thunderbird and your good to go.

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 22:06 (twenty-two years ago)

'Geoff the god of biscuits, and Simon, the god of... hairdos'

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 22:07 (twenty-two years ago)

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