There is a computer in my office named MOMUS

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There is a computer in my office named Momus

TOMBOT, Tuesday, 24 February 2004 21:20 (twenty-two years ago)

please tell me you put an eyepatch and a penis on it.

Chris V (Chris V), Tuesday, 24 February 2004 21:21 (twenty-two years ago)

Thread of the year.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 24 February 2004 21:24 (twenty-two years ago)

WOW

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 24 February 2004 21:26 (twenty-two years ago)

http://taltos.pha.jhu.edu/~rrg/hobbies/macquarium/macq_close.jpg

Jon Williams in brrrrrrrrrrrRochester! (ex machina), Tuesday, 24 February 2004 21:29 (twenty-two years ago)

Beat it with big fucking sticks.

@d@ml (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 24 February 2004 22:15 (twenty-two years ago)

"Dammit, Cartman, why do you have to hit everything with a stick?!"

Kingfish Beatbox (Kingfish), Tuesday, 24 February 2004 22:18 (twenty-two years ago)

What does it say?

Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Tuesday, 24 February 2004 22:20 (twenty-two years ago)

hmm ping momus

celeste (Celeste), Tuesday, 24 February 2004 22:21 (twenty-two years ago)

Does it plug into something Japanese?

El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Tuesday, 24 February 2004 22:22 (twenty-two years ago)

ROTFL

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 24 February 2004 22:23 (twenty-two years ago)

Does it like bukkake?

@d@ml (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 24 February 2004 22:24 (twenty-two years ago)

THE SICKNESS.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 24 February 2004 22:31 (twenty-two years ago)

If you try to load a Tarantino fan page up, it instantly crashes.

Allyzay, Tuesday, 24 February 2004 22:44 (twenty-two years ago)

Just give it a hug.

dean! (deangulberry), Tuesday, 24 February 2004 22:59 (twenty-two years ago)

did it come w/ a VICE MAGAZINE sticker?

Eisbär (llamasfur), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 02:23 (twenty-two years ago)

Is there a trucker hat on its monitor???

lyra (lyra), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 02:54 (twenty-two years ago)

is it an imac???

A Nairn (moretap), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 03:11 (twenty-two years ago)

It is a sun box. I am not sure what function it serves. I might find out tomorrow, this frightens me.

TOMBOT, Wednesday, 25 February 2004 03:21 (twenty-two years ago)

that's nothing. wait'll yer office gets a Geirbot.

Eisbär (llamasfur), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 04:34 (twenty-two years ago)

God help you if you get an Ajamaschine.

Allyzay, Wednesday, 25 February 2004 04:39 (twenty-two years ago)

i have one of those. they're called my co-workers.

the surface noise (electricsound), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 04:41 (twenty-two years ago)

Are all the other computers named after ILXors? Are they fucking with your mind?

Casuistry (Chris P), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 04:42 (twenty-two years ago)

No, they're all named after greek mythological characters. And then MOMUS. this makes me worry about the admins.

TOMBOT, Wednesday, 25 February 2004 05:15 (twenty-two years ago)

Momus is the greek god of mockery, unfounded criticism, faultfinding

A Nairn (moretap), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 05:20 (twenty-two years ago)

this makes me not worry about the admins so much and find 1. Nick Currie to be even more of a lamer than I thought and 2. Myself to be a dumbass! Go watch the Passion Of The Christ, you are interrupting the mysterious fun.

TOMBOT, Wednesday, 25 February 2004 05:27 (twenty-two years ago)

Unless that was a joke on Momus, in which case, haha, I am kind of buzzing off of some booze, the dumbass comment still stands, I guess

TOMBOT, Wednesday, 25 February 2004 05:28 (twenty-two years ago)

I think it is good to name one of your computers after the god of unfounded criticism and also of mockery though, especially if you work for the government.

Allyzay, Wednesday, 25 February 2004 05:28 (twenty-two years ago)

ps it's not a joke on Momus.

Allyzay, Wednesday, 25 February 2004 05:31 (twenty-two years ago)

Ned was right!

Casuistry (Chris P), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 05:34 (twenty-two years ago)

I could tell even then.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 06:07 (twenty-two years ago)

Stop this Momus thread madness NOW! Or I will come back.

Momus (Momus), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 10:37 (twenty-two years ago)

...", cried the god of mockery, unfounded criticism and faultfinding.

t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 10:43 (twenty-two years ago)

Nick, it's like you've almost never been away...

suzy (suzy), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 10:44 (twenty-two years ago)

come back, especially to post inflammatory things between the hours of midnight and 6am when I'm on the night shift

Ed (dali), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 16:28 (twenty-two years ago)

how much wine do you have to drink to decide you need a god of mockery, unfounded criticism and faultfinding?

TOMBOT, Wednesday, 25 February 2004 16:31 (twenty-two years ago)

have you ever drunk retsina? I think not that long before you'll create a god of anything.

Ed (dali), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 16:33 (twenty-two years ago)

A couple bottles of Thunderbird and your good to go.

Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 22:06 (twenty-two years ago)

'Geoff the god of biscuits, and Simon, the god of... hairdos'

luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 22:07 (twenty-two years ago)


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