Ally 3000!

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Damn it, there should be a thread commemorating the future Mrs. Ramon's mastery of the cock du stats. Represent, foo.

― David Raposa, Thursday, 18 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

And please don't confuse this with the Fortune 500, the Indianapolis 500, or the Houston 500.

― David Raposa, Thursday, 18 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

No comment on the Houston 500.

― JM, Thursday, 18 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Ha ha, if Ally takes Ramon's surname, her name will sound like olly olly in free.

― Otis Wheeler, Thursday, 18 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Didn't she already have something to say about that in another thread? I remember discussing the matter, and she expressed her opinions forcefully.

I have known Ally for years now. Calling her 'way cool' doesn't begin to describe it, and I'm very glad she's my friend. :-)

― Ned Raggett, Friday, 19 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

i too will soon join the 3000 club

― Mike Hanle y, Friday, 19 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

ally - are you still my lawyer?

― Geoff, Friday, 19 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Yes, I am. I will always be your lawyer. You can't fire me. You're stuck.

Anyhow, Ally 3000 sounds like a droid. And Wheeler, I am taking his surname, but I'm changing my first name back to Allison when I do to avoid such stupidity.

― Ally, Friday, 19 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

i feel like a eunuch besides ally

― anthony, Friday, 19 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

anthony, are you accusing ally of having male genitalia?

― Geoff, Friday, 19 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Heavens, no, Geoff, Anthony was just groping around in the dark looking for Ally and found the eunuch next to her.

― Ned Raggett, Friday, 19 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I think Ally's great and not just because of her phenomenal mom. I've never really expressed my feelings before because SHE GETS ENOUGH GODDAMN ATTENTION AS IT IS. But she deserves it. And I have to give in sometime so I guess today's the day.

More Bitchcakes entries, please. And did you ever finish American Psycho? I sure didn't.

― Arthur, Friday, 19 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Ally has the best of both worlds -- a group of gay men who praise her utterly *and* a fiance. Now that's a balance. :-)

― Ned Raggett, Friday, 19 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

no my gentials shrink up in my aboonial(sp) cavity everytime i think about her

― anthony, Friday, 19 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

no my gentials shrink up in my abdomonial(sp) cavity everytime i think about her

― anthony, Friday, 19 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Is that a GOOD thing, though?

― David Raposa, Friday, 19 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

You know, Anthony, that's the most worrying thing I've heard in a long time. What does it mean?

And no, I still haven't finished American Psycho. I think it's time for me to move on.

― Ally, Friday, 19 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

it means i cower under your power of course

― anthony, Friday, 19 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Hmmm, I guess I'm flattered...I'm scarier in real life, anyhow.

― Ally, Friday, 19 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Ally is interesting. That is a high compliment.

― Maria, Friday, 19 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Ally Ally Ally... Queen of the board, menace to society. You rock like a geode. (I shall now go hide my face in shame for coining the phrase "rocking like a geode".)

― Dan Perry, Saturday, 20 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Ally, I had a dream last night that you and me and Maryann were all living in a big apartment house. it was my birthday and maryann had bought me a pair of fancy sneakers. You were wearing a beautiful gauzy, floaty chiffon dress and I spilled some lime juice on it and you were really nice and you didn't mind at all. Your fiancee arrived and we all got introduced to him and there was a ten pin bowling alley in our house.

― rainy, Saturday, 20 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

That sounds like a fantastic dream. Is that all true? Because I like it if it is. I wouldn't mind if anyone spilled anything on me, as long as it wasn't Wheeler. Because I spill so much on myself anyhow that it's pretty hard for me to get uppity on anyone else.

― Ally Geode, Saturday, 20 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Yes, its all 100% true! And I'm glad you like it. It is weirder than things I normally dream about but I was drunk and overtired. In the dream everyone was very happy and smiling.

― rainy, Saturday, 20 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Can I spill molasses and maple syrup on you, Rainy? Or wipe my hands on your dress after I've changed the oil in my car? Would you care?

― Tadeusz Suchodolski, Saturday, 20 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

No, I'd love it of course.

― rainy, Saturday, 20 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Except if I felt you were motivated by malice and then I would get very cross.

― rainy, Saturday, 20 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Malicious, moi? Perish the thought!

― Tadeusz Suchodolski, Sunday, 21 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

What if Hanle y was the one doing the spilling? Or Ethan? Ally? Rainy?

― Tadeusz Suchodolski, Sunday, 21 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I don't know what I am supposed to say... I wouldn't mind having any number of things spilled on me by anyone who felt they needed to. Most of my clothes are black and both they and I can be washed easily enough. And it would more than likely be quite funny.

― rainy, Sunday, 21 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I only spill the seed

― Mike Hanle y, Sunday, 21 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I only spill the seed

Why could I see that one coming from a mile awa y?

― Tadeusz Suchodolski, Sunday, 21 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

i spill genius on everything i touch, it's horrible.

― ethan, Sunday, 21 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

five years pass...

ts:spilling genius vs. dropping science

― bobby bedelia, Monday, 12 March 2007 06:17 (nineteen years ago)

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