Insects what live to sting you and make you feel the pain, do they make you feel impotent?

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Bees, hornets, mosquitoes, get started.

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 25 February 2004 05:22 (twenty-two years ago)

i used to have nightmares about army ants

― ryan (ryan), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 05:23 (twenty-two years ago)

bees and hornets and wasps and suchlike make me feel afraid, because if i get stung then i blow up like a marshmallow in a microwave.

― lauren (laurenp), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 05:25 (twenty-two years ago)

I once had a nightmare about my cat wearing a coat and sticking his hand in his pocket and then when he took it out it was a skeleton hand, but this has nothing to do with the topic at hand.

― Allyzay, Wednesday, 25 February 2004 05:27 (twenty-two years ago)

This sounds like every Australian insect ever.

― donut bitch (donut), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 05:28 (twenty-two years ago)

They wear coats?? That settles my decision to never go to Australia then.

― Allyzay, Wednesday, 25 February 2004 05:29 (twenty-two years ago)

Australian insects are fucking sadists AND masochists that way.

― donut bitch (donut), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 05:30 (twenty-two years ago)

what about yellowjackets? A jacket is a coat isn't it?

― ipsofacto (ipsofacto), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 05:31 (twenty-two years ago)

ten years pass...

this morning i woke from uneasy dreams to find a centipede had bitten me in the nuts

― difficult listening hour, Tuesday, 16 December 2014 22:30 (eleven years ago)

for a while i was paranoid it had been a brown recluse and that "impotent" was going to be the nice word for my imminent condition

― difficult listening hour, Tuesday, 16 December 2014 22:31 (eleven years ago)

Ever watch "Monsters Inside Me" on Animal Planet? They had a nasty brown recluse spider episode. The lady had to have pounds of chest tissue removed, she could have died.

Great show, though - lots of horrible critters. I will never visit a Texas swimming hole after watching it.

― Threat Assessment Division (I M Losted), Tuesday, 16 December 2014 23:51 (eleven years ago)

love this thread title

― marcos, Wednesday, 17 December 2014 00:15 (eleven years ago)

+ "immaculate" revive

― languagelessness (mattresslessness), Wednesday, 17 December 2014 00:16 (eleven years ago)

that would be a functional pun if "immaculate" was related in some way to "impotent"

― languagelessness (mattresslessness), Wednesday, 17 December 2014 00:21 (eleven years ago)

Here you go. "Monsters Inside Me." Warning: gross.

http://youtu.be/CYq9gmjmHqM

― Threat Assessment Division (I M Losted), Wednesday, 17 December 2014 19:27 (eleven years ago)

not sure i'm gonna watch that even now that my balls are normal-sized again

― difficult listening hour, Monday, 29 December 2014 06:18 (eleven years ago)

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