What's the dumbest excuse you've ever used?

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"John, why no homework?"

"Our family car was stolen, so I had to go down the police station."

(True. One phone call later and I was in detention)

Johnney B (Johnney B), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 10:20 (twenty-two years ago)

my dog ate me

stevem (blueski), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 10:24 (twenty-two years ago)

A school friend's excuse for arriving an hour late:

"The chickens got loose in the night..slept on the wet driveway, it froze during the night and I've spent the morning with a hair-dryer and and extension cord unfreezing their little feet so Mum can get the car out"

Cue spontaneous round of applause, a bow, and detention

winterland, Wednesday, 25 February 2004 10:26 (twenty-two years ago)

"i didn't MEAN to, it just kind of HAPPENED"

Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 10:41 (twenty-two years ago)


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