My mate's just told me the funniest joke in the world!

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Q: Where do you buy and sell second-hand bees?
A: Bee-Bay.

― Johnney B (Johnney B), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 12:22 (twenty-two years ago)

*applauds*

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 12:25 (twenty-two years ago)

BOOOO :) hehe

― questionallthings, Wednesday, 25 February 2004 12:43 (twenty-two years ago)

That's ace.

― Matt (Matt), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 12:49 (twenty-two years ago)

gosh, that's actually a joke i might be able to remember. that'll make it like 4 that i can tell when prompted to tell a joke...

― colette (a2lette), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 12:51 (twenty-two years ago)

So, what's the previous three?

― mark grout (mark grout), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 12:55 (twenty-two years ago)

what's the nerdiest place in outer space?
-- the dork side of the moon

did you hear about the new pirate movie?
-- it's rated ARRRRRRR! (only funny to americans, apparently)

why did the girl fall off the swing?
-- because she was dead
(i don't think this is funny, but remember it because a friend said this to a girl when they first met, and it was apparently some signal that they were meant to be together and have been dating ever since)

yeah. not so good with the jokes.

― colette (a2lette), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 13:40 (twenty-two years ago)

I hate to break it to you people but: There's no such thing as second hand bees.

(sound of children crying)

― Sengai, Wednesday, 25 February 2004 16:36 (twenty-two years ago)

Spike, spike. First rule of comedeh. Don't analyse.

― Ted Bovis (mark grout), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 16:38 (twenty-two years ago)

second hand bees:

http://www.pollinator.com/afbscale.htm

― CarsmileSteve (CarsmileSteve), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 16:40 (twenty-two years ago)

and here

http://www.angus.co.uk/peakbees/queens.html

― winterland, Wednesday, 25 February 2004 16:40 (twenty-two years ago)

I hate to break it to you people but: Those bees aren't being sold on Ebay.

OR Beebay.

― Sengai, Wednesday, 25 February 2004 16:43 (twenty-two years ago)

i thought it was because she had no arms?

― robin (robin), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 16:43 (twenty-two years ago)

No, but they're second hand

― winterland, Wednesday, 25 February 2004 16:45 (twenty-two years ago)

"my wife's gone to the Caribbean for her holidays"

"Jamaica?"

"Yes I can't stand the bitch"

― stevem (blueski), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 16:45 (twenty-two years ago)

nice new twist there mate

― chris (chris), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 16:52 (twenty-two years ago)

President Calvin Coolidge was not much of a conversationalist, and was nicknamed "Silent Cal". In one famous anecdote, he was at a white house dinner when a woman sat next to him. The woman said to him, "Well, Mr. President, i'll be lucky if I get three words out of you this evening." President Coolidge then turned to her and said:
"THAT'S RIGHT BEEYOTCH!!!!!!!!!!"

― Sengai, Wednesday, 25 February 2004 16:53 (twenty-two years ago)

hate to break it to you but, "BEEYOTCH" is not a word

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 17:00 (twenty-two years ago)

is it half term or something?

― CarsmileSteve (CarsmileSteve), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 17:01 (twenty-two years ago)

No that was last week, this must be something to do with the tides.

― Matt (Matt), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 17:02 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.halfbakery.com/idea/BEEYOTCH_20keyword

― winterland, Wednesday, 25 February 2004 17:04 (twenty-two years ago)

There were some beautiful girls in Italy this year.
Rimini?

― Mikey G (Mikey G), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 17:06 (twenty-two years ago)

did you hear about the new pirate movie?
-- it's rated ARRRRRRR! (only funny to americans, apparently)

That's funny to Australians too...

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 21:07 (twenty-two years ago)

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