If 'poppers' improve sex, why don't we all use them all the time?

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I've never tried "Rush" or "Locker Room" during sex, but wouldn't they improve heterosexual relations as well? Shouldn't they be in all of our nightstands?

― andy, Wednesday, 25 February 2004 17:56 (twenty-two years ago)

"If we're evolved from apes, how come they're still around?"

― stevem (blueski), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 17:59 (twenty-two years ago)

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― andy, Wednesday, 25 February 2004 17:59 (twenty-two years ago)

I've found that when I bite into the popper, the cheese squirts out of the bell peppers and onto my chest and it can hurt and it dries quickly in the hairs and stuff.

― dean! (deangulberry), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 17:59 (twenty-two years ago)

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― andy, Wednesday, 25 February 2004 18:00 (twenty-two years ago)

i can't see your picture but i hope it's ron jeremy.

― dean! (deangulberry), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 18:03 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.rushliquidincense.com/slideshow/9.jpg

― andy, Wednesday, 25 February 2004 18:05 (twenty-two years ago)

sex is free, poppers are not.

― teeny (teeny), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 18:05 (twenty-two years ago)

Also, they apparently contributed to the death of Peteer Sellers (I think). And they give you terrible headaches cos they EAT YOUR BRAIN.

― Markelby (Mark C), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 18:07 (twenty-two years ago)

p.s. fucking awful thread to have open when your boss comes to ask you something.

― Markelby (Mark C), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 18:07 (twenty-two years ago)

unless he's asking you about poppers.

― oops (Oops), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 18:09 (twenty-two years ago)

Sex is NOT free. Everything has a cost, especially that. Poppers are only $6.95.

― andy, Wednesday, 25 February 2004 18:10 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.rushliquidincense.com/slideshow/7.jpg

The Rush website has a fine collection of vintage poppers advertising. (No, not Geddy Lee.)

― andy, Wednesday, 25 February 2004 18:11 (twenty-two years ago)

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― dean! (deangulberry), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 18:12 (twenty-two years ago)

Poppers are a funny drug... I don't see how they might improve sex, but then I have never tried to mix them. It does amaze me that anyone older than 17 ever takes poppers - they seem like a real teenager's drug with their short lasting "WOAHHH!" effect.

― DV (dirtyvicar), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 19:38 (twenty-two years ago)

best way to improve sex: just add huck! (women only)

― My Huckleberry Friend (Horace Mann), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 19:39 (twenty-two years ago)

(just kidding)

― My Huckleberry Friend (Horace Mann), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 19:39 (twenty-two years ago)

(men too)

― My Huckleberry Friend (Horace Mann), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 19:39 (twenty-two years ago)

(no no no, the whole thing, it's insincere of me.)

― My Huckleberry Friend (Horace Mann), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 19:40 (twenty-two years ago)

Hi Huck!

― quincie, Wednesday, 25 February 2004 19:43 (twenty-two years ago)

Hi Q! Thanks for dropping by just in time to watch me make an ass of myself!

― My Huckleberry Friend (Horace Mann), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 19:44 (twenty-two years ago)

Actually, I developed my crush on you over the doughnut thread.

― quincie, Wednesday, 25 February 2004 19:47 (twenty-two years ago)

okay, so I never DON'T make an ass of myself.

― My Huckleberry Friend (Horace Mann), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 19:54 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.rushliquidincense.com/slideshow/2.jpg

― andy, Wednesday, 25 February 2004 20:05 (twenty-two years ago)

does anyone buy into that whole aids/poppers connection ?

― anthony, Wednesday, 25 February 2004 20:22 (twenty-two years ago)

There is no AIDS-poppers connection. Anyone who says there is tends to be stupid. Or mis-informed. Or both.

― Jasper Patches (Dating Ikea), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 21:05 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.gizmoandwidget.com/acatalog/poppers.jpg

― OUCH IN THE SEX HOLE! (nickalicious), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 21:07 (twenty-two years ago)

Here's a randy pic of people using poppers to their utmost.

note: entirely safe for work

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 21:09 (twenty-two years ago)

poppers while on ecstacy are like a 10 second journey through the furnaces of acid house hell

― Ronan (Ronan), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 22:30 (twenty-two years ago)

ie AMAZING

but they are kind of ganky, i try not to do them much anymore. i remember the joy of being in a small basement club with one bottle being passed around a crowd, it's like a mexican of gurning faces and "whoa" type noises

― Ronan (Ronan), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 22:31 (twenty-two years ago)

what about vhs tape head cleaner?

― gygax! (gygax!), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 22:32 (twenty-two years ago)

I meant, "a mexican wave"

not simply a mexican.

― Ronan (Ronan), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 22:33 (twenty-two years ago)

"Note: All our nitrite based products are sold as room odorants, liquid incense, liquid aromas, or video head cleaner only. Although research indicates it is generally safe to do so, we do not encourage the misuse of our products as poppers. We are not responsible for the media claims that liquid aromas or poppers are said to be aphrodisiacs or sex drugs, and we do not endorse such claims. Our products do not contain amyl nitrite or butyl nitrite. They contain highly pure isobutyl nitrite, alkyl nitrites, cyclohexyl nitrite or hexyl nitrites only...."

― andy, Wednesday, 25 February 2004 22:40 (twenty-two years ago)

I agree with ronan, up to ie. Poppers are the worst idea ever.

― Ed (dali), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 22:43 (twenty-two years ago)

I meant, "a mexican wave"

not simply a mexican.

TOO LATE!!!!!!

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 26 February 2004 02:14 (twenty-two years ago)

what about laughing gas?

― dog latin (dog latin), Thursday, 26 February 2004 03:24 (twenty-two years ago)

brief amyl nitrate + sex discussion at erowid

― cuspidorian (cuspidorian), Thursday, 26 February 2004 03:29 (twenty-two years ago)

where I wrote nitrate shld say nitrite

― cuspidorian (cuspidorian), Thursday, 26 February 2004 03:31 (twenty-two years ago)

Poppers don't even work on me anymore. I could get the same rush just hyperventilating cold air for 20 seconds.

― Le Coq, Thursday, 26 February 2004 04:48 (twenty-two years ago)

they are about half a step above sniffing glue...

...for some reason i only ever seem to have them at glastonbury...

― CarsmileSteve (CarsmileSteve), Thursday, 26 February 2004 10:13 (twenty-two years ago)

Aren't they mainly useful for bumsex?

― Dave B (daveb), Thursday, 26 February 2004 11:19 (twenty-two years ago)

Naah, they evaporate on contact. KY is better.

― anon. (mark grout), Thursday, 26 February 2004 11:23 (twenty-two years ago)

that would hurt like buggery

― the surface noise (electricsound), Thursday, 26 February 2004 22:46 (twenty-two years ago)

have a prize

― Matt (Matt), Friday, 27 February 2004 01:09 (twenty-two years ago)

i am the lowest form of (half)wit

― the surface noise (electricsound), Friday, 27 February 2004 01:13 (twenty-two years ago)

but what about laughing gas?

― dog latin (dog latin), Friday, 27 February 2004 02:46 (twenty-two years ago)

I am not having sex all the time.

― N. (nickdastoor), Friday, 27 February 2004 02:48 (twenty-two years ago)

eleven years pass...

David Davis's face is a picture

― The Return of the Thin White Pope (Tom D.), Wednesday, 20 January 2016 23:45 (ten years ago)

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