Dan Perry left a stilted prerecorded message on my phone yesterday

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Too bad it was the Dan Perry from the California Association of Firefighters or something like that urging me to vote his way on Tuesday for a statewide proposition.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 27 February 2004 18:24 (twenty-two years ago)

on butt sex and bootyflakes.

― Chris V (Chris V), Friday, 27 February 2004 18:28 (twenty-two years ago)

John Kerry left a message on my answerphone yesterday!

He said that he will be in Oakland this week, and that he hopes to see me there.

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Friday, 27 February 2004 18:30 (twenty-two years ago)

what are you guys, having an affair?

― The Huckle-Buck (Horace Mann), Friday, 27 February 2004 18:31 (twenty-two years ago)

Isn't it obvious?

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Friday, 27 February 2004 18:33 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm a sucker for a war hero.

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Friday, 27 February 2004 18:34 (twenty-two years ago)

It's his code for me to break out the Cure bootlegs.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 27 February 2004 18:35 (twenty-two years ago)

And breaking out the Cure bootlegs is code for...

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Friday, 27 February 2004 18:37 (twenty-two years ago)

bent ass.

― Chris V (Chris V), Friday, 27 February 2004 18:38 (twenty-two years ago)

A glorious and happy experience of some of the finest music ever made. What did you THINK it meant? Tsh.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 27 February 2004 18:38 (twenty-two years ago)

It's cockney for "the gimp outfit".

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Friday, 27 February 2004 18:38 (twenty-two years ago)

Too bad it wasn't the Dan Perry who writes the stories about women and lions.

― tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Friday, 27 February 2004 18:52 (twenty-two years ago)

Then again, they could all be the same man, I don't know.

― tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Friday, 27 February 2004 18:53 (twenty-two years ago)

How do we know it isn't the Dan Perry? Did he start talking about his long hose?

― jel -- (jel), Friday, 27 February 2004 19:08 (twenty-two years ago)

"Vote for the budget to support the new hose we're using, the Peter North."

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 27 February 2004 19:08 (twenty-two years ago)

You people are all evil. I LIKE IT!

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 27 February 2004 20:40 (twenty-two years ago)

Well damn. For a sec the title of this thread made me happy, imagining Master's Perry's twisted possibilities.

Still, as tis only 12:43, there's plenty of time for you to search and destroy, Dan.

― Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Friday, 27 February 2004 20:45 (twenty-two years ago)

MUFFLED VOICE "NED, I HAVE PHOTOS OF YOU WHICH SOME PEOPLE WOULD BE *INTERESTED* TO SEE, WHAT DO YOU MEAN HOW DID I GET THE INFAMOUS RAGGETT NUDE PRAWN FESTIVAL, MEET ME AT MY FAVOURITE RESTAURANT WITH 99 RED BALLOONS AT NOON TOMORROW, OR THE WHOLE WORLD IS ABOUT TO GET..........FISHY?????"

― DANg (Ronan), Friday, 27 February 2004 20:48 (twenty-two years ago)

Time for the Photoshoppers to go nuts!

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 27 February 2004 20:58 (twenty-two years ago)

BATTLE Raggett Nude Prawn !!!

― Orbit (Orbit), Saturday, 28 February 2004 08:34 (twenty-two years ago)

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