What's in your pockets?

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I'm fed-up of all these sexist questions about "what's in your bag / purse?", because men don't have bags or purses. Perhaps a sporren, but not in this weather. So what's in your pockets, boys? Trousers, jacket, shirt, even pockets in your bloomin' socks, whaddayakeepinem?

― Sick Nouthall (Nick Southall), Sunday, 29 February 2004 11:32 (twenty-two years ago)

Generally, when out-and-about, my pocketses will contain;

* Handkerchief
* Keys
* Small change
* Wallet (black! leather! knackered!)
* Mobile phone (tiny Samsung clamshell thing wiv no camera)
* iPod

Oftentimes they will also harbour;

* Moleskine notebook
* Black & silver Parker pen
* Lypsyl

― Sick Nouthall (Nick Southall), Sunday, 29 February 2004 11:37 (twenty-two years ago)

I don't have any pockets. *blush*

― Johnney B (Johnney B), Sunday, 29 February 2004 11:42 (twenty-two years ago)

What do you keep in your arse then?

― Sick Nouthall (Nick Southall), Sunday, 29 February 2004 11:42 (twenty-two years ago)

I don't have an arse. *blush*

― Johnney B (Johnney B), Sunday, 29 February 2004 11:45 (twenty-two years ago)

My God man, where on earth do you put your hands when it's cold?!

― Sick Nouthall (Nick Southall), Sunday, 29 February 2004 11:53 (twenty-two years ago)

You put your hands in your arse when it's cold?

What a quaint local custom.

― Johnney B (Johnney B), Sunday, 29 February 2004 11:55 (twenty-two years ago)

If I had no pockets I would.

― Sick Nouthall (Nick Southall), Sunday, 29 February 2004 12:00 (twenty-two years ago)

Wallet, keys, pen, hankie, phone, discman, couple of receipts, 50p of cd-wow voucher, tic-tacs, pay statement, fluff

...and that's just my arse :P

― Onimo (GerryNemo), Sunday, 29 February 2004 12:06 (twenty-two years ago)

You put your hands in your arse when it's cold?
What a quaint local custom.

In pre-revolutionary France, one lord-of-the-manor claimed the right to order the peasants on his estate to defaecate at his command when hunting, so he could "warm his feet in their ordure"

― caitlin (caitlin), Sunday, 29 February 2004 12:39 (twenty-two years ago)

Lots of crap. In both locations.

― Sym (shmuel), Sunday, 29 February 2004 12:47 (twenty-two years ago)

glasgow matric card
strathclyde library card
two bank cards
cheap day return from hyndland to charing x
one used underground ticket
iPod
papermate fancy writing pen
coins
keys

― cozen (Cozen), Sunday, 29 February 2004 12:54 (twenty-two years ago)

Everybody's got an iPod! Wah!

Fortunatly, I bought myself a MP3 CD player last week, so I win! I have more money and better tunes! Yay!

― Johnney B (Johnney B), Sunday, 29 February 2004 12:57 (twenty-two years ago)

Cinema ticket
Bank receipt

― jel -- (jel), Sunday, 29 February 2004 18:53 (twenty-two years ago)

A little thing I like to call "the love tunnel."

― maypang (maypang), Sunday, 29 February 2004 18:54 (twenty-two years ago)

They give sweets really weird brand names these days.

― jel -- (jel), Sunday, 29 February 2004 18:56 (twenty-two years ago)

I've just found a barley sugar in my pocket - thanks ILX!

― Lara (Lara), Sunday, 29 February 2004 18:58 (twenty-two years ago)

fluff

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Sunday, 29 February 2004 20:43 (twenty-two years ago)

wallet, keys, phone, eyedrops, loose bills/change

― miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Sunday, 29 February 2004 20:44 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm a girl, but I still have pockets. On last check, my jacket pockets contained:
two lighters
a really old packet of fisherman's friend throat drops
an empty marlboro reds box
a glasgow underground pass
a few receipts from the liquor store
lip balm
a couple of drunkenly scrawled phone numbers
several dollars
lint
.

― kirsten (kirsten), Sunday, 29 February 2004 20:46 (twenty-two years ago)

Pool.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Sunday, 29 February 2004 21:41 (twenty-two years ago)

If you need to go, Dan, just piss behind a tree or a bush if there's no amenities around.

― Sick Nouthall (Nick Southall), Sunday, 29 February 2004 21:44 (twenty-two years ago)

wallet, 13 American dollars, ticket stub to "Days of Heaven," tube of aloe vera lip balm, 88 cents in change.

― hstencil, Sunday, 29 February 2004 21:47 (twenty-two years ago)

35 quid
Keys to home and office
Nokia 6100
2 debit cards, 1 credit card
Photocard and monthly travelcard
14 quid in M&S vouchers
Online credit card login details
Presidents Lounge ticket and raffle tickets from my day sponsoring AFC Wimbledon
Passport photo of my beloved
Winning lottery ticket

― Markelby (Mark C), Monday, 1 March 2004 11:16 (twenty-two years ago)

wallet
keys
two pens (in the same pocket)
$3 in change (not as many coins as you'd think if you didn't know I was Canadian)
watch with broken strap

I used to live in my pockets though, with everything I thought I'd need stuffed in 'em.

― The Huckle-Buck (Horace Mann), Monday, 1 March 2004 14:59 (twenty-two years ago)

Counting my jacket, I've got my wallet, phone, keys, burt's beeswax lip balm, moleskine, two pens, camera, and some loose change. Until I just now, a whole mess of receipts, mostly for train and bus tickets.

men don't have bags or purses.

Some of them do. Where else would I keep camera batteries, books, ipod, a pocketknife, papers, and my knitting?

― Silas Beauford, Monday, 1 March 2004 16:12 (twenty-two years ago)

ID/credit cards, paper money. Keys in my jacket pocket. Don't like wallets, keep change at home or sometimes in backpack for vending machines.

― Tep (ktepi), Monday, 1 March 2004 16:18 (twenty-two years ago)

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